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#tinder #truth
Apr 8, 2018 7:25 PM
ihavenoideahowthisworks
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#tinder #truth
funnyaccepted
Comes in a BOX
grandpasonlylivingheir
And nobody wants you the next day.
philthedoh
As someone who just went back to tinder I find this to be the funniest thing I've seen all week
Thismuchistrue
ihavenoideahowthisworks
Hooottt pockeeeeeett
Ibreakiemytoie
Zero nutritional value?
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
You're a Hungry Man?
phonoodle415
5m is pushing it
blackholevoid10011
I thought it meant you needed to be warmed up first before you're ready?
Sheepdroid
I can only identify the beans.. what the shit is all the other goo.
greenbottle22
Man
rikm
... tmi ... ;)
AzraelEternity
5 minutes? Someone's humble bragging.
unbreathless
Gratz. Stole that from someone who stole that from someone who stole that from @xliserx on twitter didja?
unbreathless
https://twitter.com/xLiserx/status/916657090650890241
Enditallalready
I became newly single an hour and a half ago... this will be the best tinder profile #sorrynotsorry
franfreakintastic
You’ll do, in a pinch, and it will be disappointing in the end. You’ll wonder why you even bothered.
lookingforpants
Literally just ate that...
TuityFrooty
Of the frozen dinners I’ve had, this one doesn’t look bad...
Mdkimble
Get the fuck out of here with lame fb stuff
ihavenoideahowthisworks
I didn't find it on fb. But I've got spicier stuff, just not sure this place can handle it lol
SendDoctor
Still delicious though. Great guilty pleasure food.
TyDugganWrites
Downvote the joke stealer: https://twitter.com/xLiserx/status/916657090650890241
ShiftyToaster
meh
TyDugganWrites
/a/wUrig
Thismuchistrue
Sharing is caring.
bluearm
5 minutes! Is that twice!
Turner17
Some even say 8 minutes
hks003
Must be a hungry man.
Tinkrr
Word of advice, if you're going to have sex with a microwave dinner, let it cool off first D:
BoopBoopBeepBoop
I only trust people who speak from experience.
IW42
Or just shove it into the really deep part in the middle that's still frozen.
Tinkrr
Found the necrophiliac D:
ThisIsNotANameItsASandwich
Take all the fun out why don't ya
Tinkrr
Many a person has been lured in by the saucy meat, mounds of mash, and the dessert promises...
603933
"let stand 1 min in Microwave" fuck you, i want it now!