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I almost broke my ankle trying to run away from a roach one time. I don't know why my brain does it. I can just squash it. I blame my mother and her irrational fear of roaches for instilling this upon me
wylkyn
Roach bombed my apt before work. Came home to hundreds of roaches crawling drunkenly toward the sliding door. Nightmare.
HybridRifter
I dunno...I can scream pretty loud.
shortbutsquat
Hell, it likely can make you scream louder than your girlfriend.
Lulabel73
If you don’t mind my husband is the one afraid of bugs.
SpeedBeetle
You'll make me scream louder than my girlfriend does.
Woolytop
NO ONE. Can scream louder than me.
Speedmetal05
You're all tough until them big ass Texas cockroaches start flying! Holy Shit!
Maevellous
True. But it's me she comes to for comfort after seeing your scraggly legs ya pos
Eeryrain1
Once stepped on one at an uncle's house and the fucker just wandered off. They have scared me ever since.
EetWontFlush
I feel personally attacked by this
markiel
Of course, my lungs and vocal chords are much larger than hers, so it stands to reason
markiel
Man i really messed that up....
Zickezacke
Shut up! If my wife hears this we're both dead!
Zickezacke
Depends on the girlfriend. But who ever makes my girlfriend scream in my house gets stepped on.
Zickezacke
Except spiders. I like them.
Rivalyn
Don't squash the roach. They carry their fertilized eggs and can extrude the egg sac post-mortem. Spray them with hand sanitizer or alcohol.
SmokyDoggg
SmokyDoggg
Will it land on the couch, the bed, or flutter right into your screaming mouth? Who the fuck knows. Your best option is to run.
missojennie
Diplocrap
I dunno, I can scream pretty loud.
Idoitallforthecookies
I’ve lived in a crappy apartment long enough they don’t phase me anymore. Kill, clean up, move on.
RatBits
I am not usually upset by bugs, but I had a big ole roach come flying at me once. I shrieked like a child and backpedaled so fast I tripped.
RatBits
They're tolerable as long as they are on the ground. I will avoid it or pick it up with a tissue and remove it. But flying toward me? No!
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Usually i try to slap them out of the air, but they still scare the crap out of me
GravyEducation
Roaches and grasshoppers are the two I just can't do. Kill with fire
cAPTNcAPSLOCK
the thing with roaches is that if you see one in daylight it is either dieing or the hive is full. As in millions of them somehwere close
cAPTNcAPSLOCK
And trampling them will most likely have their eggs stick to your shoes for you to spread the scourge even more. Other than that, just bugs
optimusgoose
Don't worry, that is not the kind of scream we're looking for.
Zickezacke
Depends on the girlfriend. But who ever makes my girlfriend scream in my house gets stepped on.
turdturdleton
I know they can be a sign of a dirty place but I’ve always found them fascinating. Grew up in the south by the water & they were everywhere
Harryteeters
RayMC
AHHHHHH
Buttrre
LtTurtles
Hold up, did this roach just give me a girlfriend?
Botticelliii
You have two more wishes.
Perkunas687
A pecan pie. Pronounced correctly.
retrohellix
I want the number for the penken pie!
JosephCraftHD
Fix your ass bro
etoxins
i see roaches, black widows etc. on a daily basis. I leave them alone and they leave me alone. we have a deal
EzoDave
I understand, Arby’s doesn’t pay you enough to care
niooes
At work or at home? Cimexa is great for killing literally everything, even b.b.s
etoxins
irrigation boxes. at ho,e its me and house spiders with the same deal
acetothermus
HA! Jokes on you @OP, I don't have a gf.
vudumommajuju
That just means you are yelling
acetothermus
Yelling "Get back here you little fucker, let me KILL YOU!"
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Well that's hardly fair. She has a fetish.
filthybarbarian
Yep. The smell turn her on
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Is it stepping on you? ;)
UnicornCock
TychoTheMad
Ah, yes... The R34 version of " The Metamorphosis"... Have fun with that mental image!
parasztarcal
There's a Metamorphosis hentai already, and it's waaaaay worse than just a r34 version of The Metamorphosis
TychoTheMad
Oh... Why did you make me remember that...?
UnspokenX
I .... almost don't wanna know. Almost.
leperoutcastunclean
You definitely don't want to know.