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So I had to go down to the post office to collect this bad boy. This thing weighed a tonne, and I had no idea what it could possibly be.
After finally getting it open I was met with this lovely seasonal message!
The first thing in the box is a fucking awesome bottle opener crafted from a 0.50 calibre round, which I love! There was a normal bottle opener too, but this thing is dope.
Then, lots of beer! Two bottles of each.
What's this?
A custom pint glass! This has my username and bio on it, and I love it! Probably my favourite thing in the box.
Here's it all together! Lots of packaging foam met its end so there's bits all over the table. This is a really nice treat as I've got a lot of university assignments due in soon so a few cold brews will go down very well. Thank you so much @FeelingKnotty39, merry Christmas!
trs451
Ghost ship is a great ale
Mybrainfartwaswet
The contents of those bottles are coded HazMat. Please forward them to me asap for proper disposal.
IThurtswhenIP6
Finally something creative and kick ass
tyrunn
Damn, Adnams is some great beer, Broadside is a favorite of mine - that's a great gift!
TheYankeeFist
It's a good thing he sent two bottles of each beer, 'cuz with that low ABV, you're going to need'em.
Jonny2Chests
The Ghost Ship is a cracking beer. Great choices
RennBear
sebles
Yeeeeee Suffolk. Tastes like home
slack3rdav3
Adnams is amazing beer. I'm super jealous.
goddessofgreen
Thank you @FeelingKnotty39 is seen by the intended in the comments.
WillemDaFriend
Zero percent chance that the SS works at Adnams.
cominginhot
well Adam was the first arian
FeelingKnotty23
Correct
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Adnams beers are bloody lovely. With Broadside being a great winter time dark ale. Enjoy!
RowsOfDeath
So confused as to why people are so excited for the Nazi SS
disappointedhockeyfan1
My stupid ass thought it was Sam Adams spelled wrong
Meilkor
DOOOOD you have a free steamer trunk too! Nice haul
Grymhar
You guys need to stop shortening Secret Santa to SS, it's creating some really disturbing titles.
Hutchy01
Just a tip, that ghost ship is bitter as hell, I'd recommend a shandy which sounds sacrilegious but might help
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Absolutely sacrilegious! Ghost ship is lovely, slightly bitter at first but after your first two you’ll love it!
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Hey people, if you like the .50 cal bottle opener, go to bottlebreacher.com. They sell personalized openers. Veteran owned and operated
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I bought 5 for gifts and 1 for me. They are awesome!
ipeeonskunks
Id sand down those edges, brass burrs will slice your finger in a hurry.
ThailandExpress
Look, you said .50 cal. I loved my M2, I wish I could still shoot one.I must leave you my fav M2 pic
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RippleNipple
Forge128
Normally when the SS come, they bring bullets, but yours also brought beer!
Baughr
Holy shit, I'm more impressed with the shipping box!
torpthorkertoo
I haven't been jealous of a SS gift yet, until I saw this one. You lucky bastard.
beeeeeeeeeeer
That's what the FUCK I'm talking about!
RogueDarkJedi
@feelingknotty23
FeelingKnotty23
thanks for the mention, I presume the OP must have written 39 at the end of my username instead of 23 by mistake
RogueDarkJedi
np
deathclamfive
I wonder how much shipping is for a crate.
FeelingKnotty23
Only cost around £25 to ship domestically, not too stupidly priced
cbale2000
The shipping on that must have been insane! Who the heck mails a literal crate full of alcohol to a stranger? :P
MoxleyUnhinged
....is it weird that i just want the box it all came in?
sinergy
WHHHHHHHHHHATTTTTT that is amazing
FeelingKnotty23
Hope you didn't find it too much of a pain to get it open, I did seal it up well, should imagine you were cursing my name trying to open it
nopenononope
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Howtogrowwood
Was just thinking this.
skookumchoocher
That's a bingo
paquerette
SS is for sure something you want to avoid using... still painful to hear for Europeans at least...
PianoMan2112
They told me when driving the ambulance to the Jewish nursing home, DO NOT use the high-low siren.
PianoMan2112
Wrong SS.
natethegreat2556
LOL
brinormous
nonIONizing
Did you clap your hands and squeal? I would have.
oopsydsy
I did just reading the post.
MrDinkers
FilipeNogueira
OthortheCute
Cheeki Breeki
FilipeNogueira
Kvass for the Motherland!!