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DickTipPapercut
All of these could be posted in r/conservative too to really piss them off.
nero4ty2
Mid 90s I was having dinner at some fast casual restaurant with my gf (we were teens) and some guy in his 60s came over from across the room to ask me to take my hat off since it was rude. I did not comply and he got the manager to come over to say that I was ruining his meal. I left the hat on and we finished our meals and left while the guy and his wife? Just glared at us.
ArchMagos
#24 my phone opens like a book, does that count?
Awmph
#15 sometimes you gotta take w/e positive vibes you can catch
madjo
#2 you want my credit card details? Sure they’re attached in here totally-not-a-virus.zip
ChazzK
#3 More like "Jump-sitting on the lid of the garbage can to force it closed, so they could say it's not full"
jrabbitmusic
these are funny and sad at the same time…
notinitforthepoints
#4 i laughed so hard at this
mikeatike
Every question on Amazon or Google always has a boomer answering "I don't know."
westPAguy
CitrusyGarlic
#20 - Want to watch an hour of pure insanity, of reaches so far you can almost hear their shoulder tendons snapping, and of desperation so powerful it reaches out from your TV and creepily caresses your shoulders? Watch any random hour of 'Gutfeld!' on late night Fox News, it's the right's attempt at a late night comedy show and it's *painful*, but it's also a great look into right-wing brains to see how they tick.
SarcasticComment
#1 I'd love to add these people. it is the trumpy making a show or religion family members I don't friend/follow.
Shaodyn
#17 The tall truck thing is probably a joke, but I legitimately saw a truck where the bottom of the door was at my waist level (which is kind of a lot, since I'm over 6' tall). No running board, no visible method of getting in. I couldn't help wondering whether he keeps a stepladder behind the seat so he can get in the truck.
bound4doom
#30 As Gen X, can confirm. You're the bridge between each generation and can see and understand perspectives of each side. You even see parts where both side are wrong and should listen and learn from the other. But you get yelled at and so you sit back just watch it unfold.
slipmagt
Animorphs
In regards to the hat thing did anyone else’s schools ban them? Elementary/Middle/High school no hats were allowed. Looking back it was really odd.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
That's how it was in my school. I'm honestly not sure if it's still a rule. None of my kid's friends wears hats.
wkearney99
#1 well, better old people posting pix of hallucinations like those instead of the MAGA/religious idiocy many of them seem to favor...
AmachiHitsugi
#28 wtf they all made me laugh
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
Yeah I feel like they usually pick more extreme examples for this bit
ScreamedVoid
Credit where it's due, Boomers shepherded us through some pretty insane times and did pretty OK with it. They just never figured out how to hand the reigns over, and instead just shat on millennials because they didn't understand another tide-shift was coming in the form of the Internet. So now, instead of working together, they blame us for dismantling society and we scoff at them with "Ok Boomer." Kinda past the point of salvaging too :(
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
VerySmallDuck
OuchYoureonmyhair
#2 boomer wisdom here: starting now, pick out one word to answer every security question. For instance, Purple is my first manager, grade school, street I grew up on, maid of honor. You can never get data hacked or forget your answer.
Nudecastle
ToSisPoS
#49 “forget to say what starter kit this is” Starter Kit?
eronth
Yeah I'm curious as well. I enjoy most of the dumb stuff on there, so I guess I'm curious about what aspect of me is getting roasted.
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
#1 oh dear lord
spiritussancto
#48 on the same note, often when people get mad that you're "not listening" what they really mean is "not obeying" and we should start calling it out. I heard you fine. Just not doing what you want. Deal. It's good for people to be told "no" when they're being unreasonable. Good for them because it teaches them to stop being so entitled and dickish, obviously good for society at large to not cater to assholes and encourage the behavior
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#6 bro. Straight up fuck "table manners" like, who the fuck cares. Do whatever you want. Who dictates what's acceptable, and why should i care?
HonHomes
Fuck the extreme table manners like "you must use the salad spoon to funiculate the 2nd course, unless it's a hotdish, then only a gurzle-fork is acceptable", but there has to be a baseline of "not being actively disgusting" if/when you are eating with other people present
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
And how do elbows on the table constitute "disgusting"?
HonHomes
They don't. But chewing with your mouth open can be borderline. Leaning to the side and ripping a really nasty fart. Coughing over the table. Talking with your mouth full, spitting food everywhere. Scratching your crotch, then grabbing (shared) food with your hands to take a piece. Taking food off someone else's plate without asking or being offered. Of course, it depends who you're eating with!
Shaodyn
#1 "Because you post nothing but conspiracy theory garbage and/or right-wing nonsense I don't want to see?" Of course, you can't say that to them.
FoxyToast
Weird to me growing up when I was really into aliens or area 51, big foot ect and my parents would be like "Not everything's a conspiracy" type shit. Now they make EVERYTHING in politics and society into a conspiracy.
Shaodyn
Strange how that works. "The stuff you believe in is a conspiracy, but not the stuff I believe in."
erikleorga
#40 Are people of the millennial generation (I was born in 86) really so terrified of a phone call?
frozenchicken
I think there's a layer of power involved. With a call, you have a limited amount of time to answer and little to no knowledge of what the call is about, so you pretty much have to drop whatever you're doing and take the call, even if it's just someone calling because they want to spend 3 hours talking about cheese. Or sell you opportunities in their trapezoid-shaped marketing schema. Texts let you decide what you're doing and when.
ToSisPoS
Born in 74 and I’ve not received a phone call that isn’t unwelcome (death, creditor, robot) since 2009.
TheBoredSuburbian
Every unprompted phone call from my dad is about a family member dying. Every other phone call is a bot trying to reach me about my extended warranty. Phone calls are never good.
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
Hate to tell ya, you're a millennial. 81-95 is the general consensus I've seen. And I dunno about terrified, in my experience, the people who don't like them just consider them an uncomfortable pain in the ass, along the lines of "this meeting could have been a memo".
erikleorga
This I knew. Maybe I'm just different because of the life I've had or jobs I've worked, but this anxiety of someone calling is strange.
BeerandCats
This one feels like it belongs here....
imakesoft
Drunk uncle is teh goal!
youreathing
As an Uncle, same.
Fhant
Same.
DomJotHuman
Vodka Aunt
NowYouAreBreathingManually
That’s my favourite person in every family gathering!
albester
Drunk uncle (the funny kind, not the creepy one)
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
There's still time
BeerandCats
I'm the fun drunkle when I visit with my nieces & nephews... Most of which are old enough to drink now.... I just don't go to the bigger extended family gatherings (with my cousins & uncles/aunts)