My attampt at a cool secret santa gift

Dec 10, 2017 5:58 AM

dougalkeane

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I am not super talented but wanted to try something this year. I looked online and found instructions on how to make custom wax seals. (Courtesy of stormthecastle.com) Here we go! My tools that i bought, even though i pretty much didnt use any one.

I needed to have a handle so i bought a wooden dowel but forgot i had nothing to cut it with except this dull knife i found in a drainage ditch one day.

Could only cut so much before it became impossible then i broke it off.

Handle

Clay

Tried to carve the imguraffe. Instead i created a monster.
"Kill me please" -clay giraffe, probably

Bake

Ok that didnt work.

Take 2!

Cut the shape

Tried a simpler design this time

So ready!

Making the full stamp

Melting the wax

Well shoot, almost perfect. Forgot to think about reversing the text and center it better.

Take 3! Reverse text this time

Ill try to marble the wax this time so i added some silver

New stamp ready!

$#%&. Ok lets try again.

Am i an idiot?

Take 5?

Mabye this will work as a stamp? (Spoiler alert: it didnt)

Take ?? I give up. I jist ended up using one of my pre bought stamps.

I slept on it and decided to try again! New clay and stamp and everything. I was only able to get 3 of the 5 letters visable but that will have to do!

I have to put something in the envelope. Ok let me try caligraphy. (I did this before i finished the wax seal of course)

Not bad for a first attempt!

Could only cut so much before it became impossible then i broke it off.

EDIT: I FREAKING DID IT! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE ADVICE!
https://imgur.com/gallery/uxxxd

"An expert is only someone that has seen every way something can fail." +1 for being on your way to becoming an expert.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Op this Is truly my favourite post in all Imgur

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lol'd at "am I an idiot?" Thanks, I needed it.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The clay isn't going to work consistently. Brass casting is out of the question, so carve or burn the design into wood.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lightly dip my custom engraved dowel into cooking oil. Helps the wax release. Try? Or search for "DIY wooden wax seal" ideas. GL!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you beautiful flawed human being.♥️

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Why use a new envelope for every test? You hate trees?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP holy shit I had that same old Origami book when I was a kid! I can prove it too, I remember the last diagram is an origami spider!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love absolutely everything about this post. Your SS will love it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm actually choking half to death on my laughter. This is literally a scene from my own life attempting crafts. <3

8 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 0

You are such a fucking pro human being. I hope your person knows how lucky they are.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Am I an idiot? (Underrated thought)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love every single thing about this. I actually hope I'm your recipient. The inventiveness, the stubborn determination. As an artist and 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crafter, it takes a great deal of effort and practice in order to make creativity look easy. Thanks for sharing your process! 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read it as “condom sex seals.” My dyslexia always creates adventures

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the thought you put into it. I feel homemade gifts and stuff like that are the best.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Uh, "this dull knife I found in a drainage ditch"? Can you say, "missing murder weapon"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attampts vur maed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that was incredibly confusing and pretty stressful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like you are getting the wax too hot before you stamp it. It need to be cool enough to hold its shape - if it’s too 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

runny the stamp sticks and tears the wax. I have a video on my insta were you can see the consistency (@littleduckcalligraphy)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I send a fair amount of mail using sealing wax (envelope within envelope) to protect wax from sorting machines. It is never perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find the silver & gold metallic sealing wax is terrible. Red works best. You need a very deep stamp. Metal is nice. Two attempts with

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

simple 1 letter metal stamps is the norm. Wax can catch fire & burn spots in letter. It is challenging w/o creating your own stamp.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lube up your stamp with some vaseline so the wax doesn't stick to it! It's what I do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you using a polymer? If you are, you need to seal it before use. The wax gets into the pores. You can also bypass the seal (1)

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

Can also use soapstone for carving seals. Keep trying! You'll get there :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh and in waltzes the smart guy talking about polymers and logic.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By using PAM or cooking spray on it before you stamp. This way it doesn't stick to the porous surface. Try that- report back (2)

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Know if vaseline would do the trick? I deal with silicone molds so I have it around available all the time, always wanted to make stamps!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It might, I've never used it though!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good idea!

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I love Polymer clay but its porous AF. I figured this out a few years back trying 2 make stamps 4 Christmas. Let me know how it works

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nice attampt ya glorious bastard!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gerber is a good brand

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe 15 years ago

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They bounced back. I just got a Suspension multitool and it's seriously solid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is really sweet and very cute

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m impressed by you continuing. I would’ve brought the stuff, eaten a box of donuts while watching videos of cats then send a voucher.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You. I like You! I also wish I had some donuts right now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can have a donut party, which involves us just eating every variety of Krispy Kreme, having a carb nap, then eating more

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg! Carb naps are the best! I have to switch back to my low carb diet next year :( I went off for 6 mo while I moved states.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for our party, though, with the original Krispy Kremes being warmed up and inhaled!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought you were making the stamp to give as the actual gift and just imagined your ss opening up like "wtf is this?!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone gets Curios & Conundrums, I see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Am I an idiot?" I swear this is me while doing any craft project.

8 years ago | Likes 534 Dislikes 1

Top quality comment

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why I always buy twice the amount of fabric because I know I'm going to forget to make it inside out to hide seams

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This comment had me rolling because it’s so true some times.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yeah, same here. Especially when trying new methods, but occasionally even with used to stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cue that Quantum Leap gif "Am I retarded?"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I’m wrong, but @OP legit had this perfect on this attempt, just upside down, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no, first attempt exploded.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) learn how to use a whetstone 2) who the hell saws with a lock blade?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I understood one of those words.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotchu fam. >whetstone = the sharpening stone for blades. Super easy to use. Lockblade = the knife that folds out and locks in place.

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