NGL, like a decade ago I saw something similar to this running across a yard, and for some reason I really thought the squirrel just had a potato in its mouth.
I once had a squirrel buddy named George, I lived in second floor and he’d climb up to my deck and I’d give him treats and he’d taunt my cats through the screen door. One spring he (or was it a she all along? Never thought of asking) brought up half a dozen kittens to show off. They ran around the deck while George tried to keep them in line. Never brought them back again, but it was a really neat experience.
One time I was stacking wood with my brother and he picked up a piece connected to a squirrel nest and the nest and a bunch of babies went flying in about six different directions.
My mom had to do this once when I was a baby to get away from a bear. She couldn’t fit me in her mouth so she intertwined our toes like our feet were holding hands and clambered her way up there. Hell of a woman.
I'm the tree she used as sanctuary. Thank you for observing sanctuary policy. The child survived preventing its mother from using her time and energy grieving, so now she can finish her life-long sit-in to prevent old growth deforestation. Hell of a woman.
Grimvarr
Why was it out there in the open, with camera man already in place?
AramilNeogi
NGL, like a decade ago I saw something similar to this running across a yard, and for some reason I really thought the squirrel just had a potato in its mouth.
Astral134
Squirrel babies are caked Kittens
drw16
im so relieved that it didn't do the usual rodent mother thing involving kids in the mom's mouth
SortaSordid
Just wait til your father gets home from buying cigarettes!
bobthefunny
I've been watching for an hour, and she just keeps dropping him...
DCPrime
You ok? I check here, here, here, here…
trapdoorogre
"You fell from tree? You a nut now."
circlebreaker
That squirrel probably feels relieved, but it doesn't know that someone just called Child Services.
Ionico
Grey Squirrel viciously attacks hairless dwarf squirrel.
HandoB4Javert
blwoodcock
YOU GET BACK INSIDE AND PUT YOUR FUR ON RIGHT NOW!
5ing
More likely, this is dad squirrel watching the toddlers while mom is getting groceries
killbillsexwife
She gnawed it into a ball.
Dolenmorgul
Then tosses it down again, it's just a game to Anita the squirrel
Astral134
I once had a squirrel buddy named George, I lived in second floor and he’d climb up to my deck and I’d give him treats and he’d taunt my cats through the screen door. One spring he (or was it a she all along? Never thought of asking) brought up half a dozen kittens to show off. They ran around the deck while George tried to keep them in line. Never brought them back again, but it was a really neat experience.
Goodmerlinpeen
Tominator2000
Dang it! Just how do I hold onto this thing!
teapartyyy
Needs a squirrel sized Baby Björn
Feralkyn
It's hard with giant scythes for teeth
Tominator2000
Yes, it looks like she's trying to be very careful.
KeredRednaxela
One time I was stacking wood with my brother and he picked up a piece connected to a squirrel nest and the nest and a bunch of babies went flying in about six different directions.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
I told you, you're not going out dressed like that, now get some proper clothes on!
HandoB4Javert
I like my Spider-Squirrel undies.
ironymus
Tomothy123
My mom had to do this once when I was a baby to get away from a bear. She couldn’t fit me in her mouth so she intertwined our toes like our feet were holding hands and clambered her way up there. Hell of a woman.
wagnus
Classic mom
skippieelove
Bad ass lol even if my brain is coming up with strange envisionings. You guys weren’t wearing shoes?
elementalcreations
She did it through both pairs of shoes. Hell of a woman.
MerryXMan
Wtf did I just read.
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paeches
I'm the tree she used as sanctuary. Thank you for observing sanctuary policy. The child survived preventing its mother from using her time and energy grieving, so now she can finish her life-long sit-in to prevent old growth deforestation. Hell of a woman.
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paeches
We had our own Wood Wide Web before the humans created their own. It was nice of them to make it accessible eh, bear?
NickRivieraMD
they just have to get in via the root directory