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Feb 18, 2018 12:13 PM
evolution4407
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Previous: https://imgur.com/gallery/2zx32 Cyanosauce: http://explosm.net
trawr13
Free sex!
JebDoyle3
So technically now he's a male slut
Swedash
Actually in Sweden there seem to be significantly more male than female prostitutes. It would be interesting to see the statistics in the US
vinnyk
Damn Calvin and Hobbes just isn’t the same as it used to be
NeedsHeals
Lowkey disappointed when I saw C&H and it wasn’t Calvin and Hobbes
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
Why there aren't any male prostitutes.
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
Oh, no, male prostitutes definitely exist.
phs1706
ask Ted Haggard
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ZomWataar
Prostitution isn't legal where you live?
powerbrik
That is still a lot harder than just paying someone.
QuackQuackAttack
But they might want to talk to you, have expectations of more than 30 minutes.
MajorLeagueFister
Gee why didn't I think of that let me just go strap into my girlfriend Cannon and fire myself off to girlfriend land
evolution4407
@CertifiedAgreer, @Idiosyncrasy709, @WallpaperProblems, @IAimToPleaseWhenIAimAtAll, @ParticularlyMentallyInsane, @SendMePornAndNudes
evolution4407
@randomnewaccount
DarkKnight75
You can say "no" to being a man whore!
virtualmix
You don't have to be, a prostitute
Baurrus
Flight of the Concords. Nice.
TheDivineUsersub
*sigh* Do I have to...?
Cleverpanda
A male jiggalo?
IStillGiveOutDickPics
but are they down with the clown?
koinuchan
But why would you?
IJustWantedToChimeln
But like...why male models?
RadioactiveLobster
atnair
I just explained that
Myowngrampa
Where? Also cuz girls and gay guys like to be aroused? Idk how that's a question
gpff
It's a quote from Zoolander, hilarious movie.
Myowngrampa
Ahhh my bad, I agree but its been time since I've seen it
nmeunier
Women can't understand why loose men are called Casanova or stud while women are called sluts and whores. Takes way more effort for a man.
Myowngrampa
I'm pretty sure its cuz of slut shaming no cuz guys have it harder lol
Taraxacumofficinale
What?? Spelling and punctuation please? I can't figure out what you were trying to say.
Myowngrampa
Very true lol, was quite drunk. I think the reason dudes sleeping with lots of girls is a stud and girls are "whores" has more to do with1/2
Myowngrampa
Slut shaming compared to the fact its harder for guys to get laid
Taraxacumofficinale
Honestly, to me studs are impressive, and the only time I'd be cool w/ a girl being called a slut is if she just plays people. Same to a guy
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
"Player" was already only a positive term some of the time, "womaniser" was always bad, and now there's "fuckboy" too. So it's like 1/
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
they said "it's unfair and oppressive that we're shamed for our sexuality. You know what would fix that? Shaming men for THEIR sexuality!"
nmeunier
Too late in some ways. I know lots of men who aren't well adjusted sexually. Men demean women because they aren't comfortable with their 1/2
nmeunier
... sexual urges and needs. So they put women down. But don't forget that our biological roles are different. Nature wants what it wants.2/2
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
My point wasn't about who's doing the judging though, it's that neither men nor women should be ashamed of their sexuality
nmeunier
That's quite true. Unfortunately, people still find sex taboo, especially in the U.S.
MhuzLord
The main clients of male prostitutes are men.
ShabbaLife
That's racist bro
tornadosandwich
Or highly unattractive or old women
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Main or only?
MhuzLord
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Vaanhalen
"But theres no difference bt men and women at all" kek
flack9099
Ughhhhh
Itdepends998
What’s your story?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Wait, what?
rustedlion
20$ Ain't gay yo.
MhuzLord
Money's money, son
andaWoss
you should get a second opinion from your mom
MhuzLord
That's original, you should do stand-up comedy
LosPer
I know male gy porn actors make more than their strt counterparts, but is male prostitution more or less lucrative than for strt females?
Yobama890sCat
Thse abrevatonz gve me cncr
LosPer
Sorry. Character limits.
Myowngrampa
Could have shortened others
LosPer
LOL, thanks. I'll remember that for next time...
DBProxy
Good thing you abbreviated those words… you saved a whole what, half second? And simultaneously made it harder for everybody to read. Bravo
LosPer
chimchim666
character limits
WhatImmadoboutmylegs
A man's gotta eat.
ImArcherizeingthissituation
cellpunk
Phrasing.
dejavu1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_rTmHGIA_s
Jimthebutler
If he wants food
c0nfusi0nbear
Scifinant
That is a sexy bird
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
DeltaBird
captainkeeter
You get it
IJustWantedToChimeln
Badsequence
Well we don't know that we don't know if he gets it or gives it
Silas007
no he definetely gets it
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Buttsex? How can I get it that easily?
Zeus541
ModernVoodooApostasy
that sentence does not require the word "main"
Myowngrampa
Yes it does
MhuzLord
You never know.
Contundo
Old women also
flparg2
Now you are talking
Rifneno
"Do you know how hard it is to find a straight male prostitute?!" - House
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
You. I like you.
wolf387465
it is actually very easy, most of them are straight, they just gay themselves out for money
YouThinkThatsBad
most? what's your source?
wolf387465
reading... i consider that common knowledge
Myowngrampa
Me
LargeVarge
How much for a ZJ?
TyrannosaurusMex
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
ItsNotWhatYouThoughtItWas
I’ve got ‘em all BJ FJ TJ ZJ and some dirty Ramírez. Two buck fifty for the lot... except the Ramírez, that’s got sentimental value.
Myowngrampa
I'm confused
ImArcherizeingthissituation
Beerfest movie, it's a must see