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Jul 1, 2017 12:20 PM
DieterAwesome
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hardytardigrade
Did someone accuse the devoutly religious of being tolerant? I'm not getting the context here.
JohnnyDeppNecromancy
Til he does it at your church...oh wait you can't build most of that near a place of worship in America
JizzanZePuss
In Toronto the muslim center is next to a sex shop, gay strip club and a liquer store. I'm serious. On Yonge and college st.
kzagon
So this guy wants to build another Dubai? (or UAE)
Dionysus187
Hey ya found one. Those poor naive babies who think their personal life experiences translate into the the bulk of the real world.
desertpotato
Okay I'm in.
Toderdj
This sounds like an excellent social experiment. Count me in.
seedye
Let's not forget that there never was going to be "a mosque next door to the WTC".
Jusmar
Beef ribs are so much better though
treknor
religion .. is.. bullshit .. but that is funny
Lalalily
I feel like it might be difficult to get zoning right for all these different businesses, but I'm no city planner so what do I know?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I'd open a pool hall called 'Iraq ubreak'
Killertortilla
I don't remember which comedian said it (I think dara o'brien) but they talked about a butcher called Halal, is it meat you're looking for?
bobsANDvajineDropbox
Somebody give that guy the title of titles.
Whousedmychapstick
Wagner!!!! I used to work with that guy
Munchman347
Yeah, why should the Christian churches be the only ones who get to throw a hissy fit when that happens to them...
HermanManly
Greetings from Berlin http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTs3SJhWoAA_wls.jpg
frontpagebound
If you're of the mindset mosques=terrorism. Then you should encourage mosques in prominent areas. Cuz they're not gonna blow up own temples!
DVSBSTrD
Unless they're ISIS.
MotoH
Or any other major Islamic caliphate ever. (The same can be said of every religion though)
thisnameisntfunny
Was once great bakery across from a local church called "Our Daily Bread." The Church was not amused. Asked Parishioners to not go there.
WardSharlow
There's a chain called "Le Pain Quotidien."
theREALanon4000
I know a bakery and sandwich shop with that name bc the owners are religious
mritty
100% positive the Muslims would be okay with all that. Now try putting an adult video store next to a church, see if Christians complain.
LazyLuppy
Oooooh boy they would complain. Put that gay strip club near a Catholic Church or another denomination that's anti-LGBT. See what happens.
shadowex3
100% positive any ONE of those places would wind up with a terrorist attack after what happened to Texas' Draw Mohammad event.
ItTastesLikePurple
I'll be real, I've seen an adult store sharing a parking lot with a Presbyterian church on a WV highway. Very odd.
Muppetwarior
Islam is a cancer. It can't be said enough. Furthermore I've read the quran and a gay money laundering rib shack would be a better place 1/
Muppetwarior
to get your lessons in life from than any mosque on the planet.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
And just put 1 planned parenthood anywhere in the country and see how tolerant the christians are.
thanatos777
The irony here being how hard Christians have pushed for laws disallowing everything from strip clubs to bars to pot shops to fucking 1/2
thanatos777
corner stores that sell alcohol from being anywhere near a church. 2/2
Opportunist
No need for 'near a church' in your statement. /hi5
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Bro before you start comparing let me tell you that a piece of 'artwork' exists of a rosemary in a mason jar of the artist's piss..
Opportunist
It's a crucifix, actually.
thanatos777
Yeah, it sure is lucky no Christian has ever killed anyone for doing anything they disagree with, like providing women with health care.
WilliamKeith
https://earl.of.sandwich.net/Photos/MyStuff/GodTaxesAndStrippers.jpg This happens. Photo I took in West Philly.
Wattsupdoc
Does that pastor have a P.H.d?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
many colleges offer "Theology" as a course, it should be called "What you need to know about religion in order to manipulate the bible."
ItTastesLikePurple
You can't do that for Christianity; putting Jesus on things while making a deliberate mockery of him is just the Republican Party platform.
mattalbers71
That is the funniest comment ever,
Tornadotaco
Gunna get a statue of him riding a golden bull, cuz Jesus loves a strong stock market
GabeSalamander
Case and point: "What gun would Jesus use?"
PureOdio
As the son of a carpenter, he'd have a hammer; as the son of God, he'd have divine powers. Jesus needs no gun, for he is in fact a paladin.
naytorin
Nailgun, obviously. Carpentry and all that.
Gianttesticlemonster
Do you want love snd harmony amongst races and religions? Cuz this is how its done! Ill see yall at Mecca Me Hot
ObnoxiousComma
I honestly don't think tolerance is something that should be as glorified as it is.... but you do you.
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lleeeeeeeroyjeeenkinss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Our_Lady_of_the_Rosary_(Doha)
lleeeeeeeroyjeeenkinss
Lol not true at all. I'm a catholic that grew up in qatar and attended church there. We have a huge church .
lleeeeeeeroyjeeenkinss
Of the 20+ years that I have lived there, Christians have never been discrminated against and the church has so much security who are arabs
metalfoto
Coz we lost the crusades. Ok i cut it SAVAGE short. DEUS VULT!
BattloidKouji
So Chrichton is showing how tolerant his is by showing how intolerant he is? I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.
QueenCousland
I think he's just being an asshole.
gewalt
how is that intolerant?
WardSharlow
Muslims have Temples to practice their faith, not to offend non-Muslims. All of those other places are there to taunt Muslims.
Svartlebee
Those places are there because it's a free society without religious freaks getting involved.
WardSharlow
Sorry about the crayon stuck in your brain.
Svartlebee
What crayon? It's clear that the Muslim guy is using the gay bar, strip club and rib place negatively in this conversation.
MaximumRadius
No gun shop? Would that be over the top? I wish I could think of a funny name for a gun shop.
Idunnobutitshouldbeawesome
Uzi-bekistan.. Cache-mir.. Mohammed's AK Empoirum "Allah AK bar"
Idunnobutitshouldbeawesome
Correction: Mohammed's AK/AR Emporium "Allah AKbAR"
SleeperXib
Now I'm staring at a map of the MI trying to think of one. It has to be in there somewhere.
MaximumRadius
I know, right? My brain keeps stalling at "rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty".
SleeperXib
Beirutty-tooty-point-n-shooty. Thank you for the assist. That was going to bother me all fucking day.
MaximumRadius
I legit laughed. Wish I could give you more than one point for that.
Akn4bkn
I think we are missing the point- the Muslim is saying Americans worship money, gays, strippers, and obesity.
trhopkins
We do
MrCapps
...and?
Loina
I mean, you don't?
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SithElephant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysus you mean.
gewalt
dont we?
Jybwee
who could possibly miss that point?
ShadyFillaty
As god intended lol
powwerbottom
I do love me a fat, rich, gay stripper
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Well...
obizues
I don't think anyone missed the point, that was the only point.
traininvain80
Are you saying we don't?
nesste
Not all of us, some got it on the first read.
Darkspire
That's not true at all! *gnaws on gay ribs while stripping for money*
kozac
Still better than imaginary friends!
ThePickliestRick
Is that not right?
GoBearsGo
He's not wrong.
Splinthar
Also that it's intolerant as hell to do that kind of stuff.
laestrella
We already know that, right?
grandfalloon
I mean, if I worshipped any gods, they would be the gods of dicks, tits, pussy, wine and art. So there you have it.
LetsTalkGameDesign
Nobody is missing the point. It's just that nobody is arguing because everyone agrees.
Averagetroll
Better to worship real things even if they are materialistic, than a fake invisible man in the sky.
Dowr
And?
unamailer
AND?
DiscDoctor
Sounds about right to me, give or take...
Khaotix11
It's freedom they worship. Those are just part of the package.
SexySquatch
CoeusDarksoul
Yes, we realize they're observant and factual. Your point?
manslut
I worship gays often. Well, I get on my knees at least...
rocketturttle
yessir. name checks out. +1
longhorna95
Merica
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Pretty much, yep yep
PieisKing
Clearly someone hasn't checked out a Saudi princes lifestyle.
thegriffin88
You saying we don't? Look around you.
SauceIsAwesomesauce
What's wrong with a check cashing place?
SauceIsAwesomesauce
+1
SloppyJimbo
Exaclty. That's what was Savage af.
DJasperProbincruxtheThird
You are correct sir
OfficerBaconBits
Better than worshiping a child rapist and war criminal.
muffincrumpet
Not wrong.
Fatpicasso
sounds like catholic america
BigSnicker
Bwahahhahaaa. I didn't think of that, but it's actually much worse, since we've been supporting it up tp contemporarily, not centuries ago.
ThySausagePrince
Better than worshiping a dead guy, and are things that actually enjoyable in this life.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Hey, I beat strippers, not worship them
Mosely84
I'll take all of those over Islam
NotABadLookingNarcissist
A lot Christians would be pretty offended by a topless bar and gay bar opening across from their church.
BigSnicker
Pretty ironic, having that username and trying to stir up a little empathy.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Not empathy. I just like to point out the similarities in the 2 religions. I'm an atheist, sans neck beard.
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
But are you a level three atheist?
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Christians don't believe in 2999 gods. I just don't believe in 1 more than they do.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
So yes, level 3.
tcgl
Don't all human beings enjoy sex, food, and wealth, when they can get 'em?
IronicUsername
Worship and enjoy are not synonyms.
ArtOzz
Dont confuse sex, food, and wealth for love, nourishment, and options or maybe ability.
Khaotix11
He's referring to how people enjoy luxury and decadence when able.
ArtOzz
And when not able is my point.
Khaotix11
Fair, there's quite a lot of people whom are fiscally irresponsible.
fitzinimgur
mybackpacksgotjetsim0
I would definitely go to a place called iraq-o-ribs
UsernamePC
I bet they would be the bomb, probably good enough to die for
Bcogz
Change it to 1raq-o-ribs.
BubzyIYF
The food there would be the bomb. Too soon?
spiderqueendemon
I'd go there often if it was good beef ribs. Haven't been able to eat pork since I met a pig at the FFA booth at a fair. It was smart.
spiderqueendemon
Cows, yeah, some breeds of them are very stupid, them we can eat. But this pig knew its' name and could tap its' hoof.
GeneralBullshit
You had me at ribs
Gayforbae
Yeah, and right after, drinks at the Turban Cowboy
Zixtank
I hear it's a total bomb!
BushBakedBeams
Next door is the Pearl Harbor "Racks of disciprine " dojo.
thegrimreaver
I've heard their special sauce is the bomb.
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
On a similar note: I want to make a Vietnamese restaurant called "Om Nom 'Nam".
Kehy
I totally went to a food truck with that name. It broke down as I was ordering, but I got my food
ShawnMillender
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IRAQ
TerriblePokemon
The nails on a chalkboard for me is pronouncing Qutar as "kuttur"
dreadeyeknight
Even worse is spelling it wrong. Like quantas....holy fuckballs
TerriblePokemon
Mmmm roast goat
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whatbuttondoipush
HookerinaHandbasket
The secret is treating the goat with tender loving care
sunnytater1
For some reason I don't think they'd be very good. They'd be, like, tofu
babysaidmaybe
Or camel ribs...
MnemonicMonkeys
Muslims are allowed to eat beef
Jacxy
And chicken...
zebulorg
Yeah, but chicken ribs?...
Jacxy
Yeah. I was grasping at straws.
mmaatt8
You got some beef with me punk?
Buckbeak1486
A whole five inches!
TransFraStHans
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SilentInSUB
Lucky