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Stay away from my dog
Oct 4, 2016 10:09 AM
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Kaalivanukas
I hear flip flops are standard issue melee weapons in most Middle and South American armies
LargeVarge
That gator had a Hispanic mother. He knew better.
icouldcaremore
Universal speech. "Put out the flip-flop"
randomsonglyric
Yesterday this had a better title
SugarSmack
Pick him up.
fiveftninja
Your gonna cop a thong m8
overlyfriendlycustomerservice
Why are you walking a tiny dog beside croc infested waters to begin with...?
JackieTreehornProductions
She's wearing Miami U colors - natural hate towards Gators.
marvster
Reverend, you got balls big as churchbells
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
http://imgur.com/uVx8Cg7
Raidose
Apparently even nature knows not to fuck with sassy black women armed with shoes. Gators must watch a lot of Springer.....
Rex83ll4t0r
As a Filipino Canadian I can relate with those crocs. My mother used to threaten me the same way
gingerr00t
Hispanics know this is "The Power of the Chancla."
Serabii
la clancha
bikemerc
Her feet must stink
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
FUCKIN' THONG IM FRANKY!!
dandydust
"shoo" - person probably
licliclickmyballs78
La chancla is the ultimate weapon against any enemy
fatmanscoop
Whats the difference btwn crocs and gators? Im literally at a PC and could look it up in 30 secs but I'd rather ask on here for some reason
B0bsburger
Behold the power of The Chancla
TosokTheRodentHunter
im told la chancla is a real fear amongst latino people
titaniumlinkage
It truly is, my grandma had deadly aim with her chanclas. She would hit me square in the back from across the room, even when I serpentined
TosokTheRodentHunter
she threw them?? i always thought you were just beaten by them.
titaniumlinkage
The chancla can be both a short and long range weapon in a 60 year old Cuban woman's hands.
TosokTheRodentHunter
this should be made a weapon in an RPG game
usernamepickingsucks
Her children know real fear
human8060
I'd be willing to bet her kids have had those same shoes thrown directly at their faces.
OF37
Yes the power of la chancla, or in arabic "el shebsheb"
BeeeardedMan
That is terrifying and she just casually took off a shoe like "sighhh, not today."
plzwhateverisokforme
Remind me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScShzZsaxPk
fluffysstuff
"Try it, motherfucker. I'll make a purse outta you." ~that lady.
buzzl1ght
Welcome to Australia, our crocodiles are more savage than your alligators. And so are our women...
kinzuko
I think that's actually Louisiana
buzzl1ght
You would be totally 100% wrong
buzzl1ght
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/oct/03/woman-uses-thong-to-scare-off-stalking-crocodile-in-northern-territory
HaniiPuppy
And so are your crocs.
trolltherespawnjeremy
I was getting more of an old Asian woman who just doesn't have time for that crocs shit
miltonwadd
I counted at least 4 crocs watching her, and who knows how many on the other side of the crossing. That lady has balls of steel.
goldensky
Crocodiles usually are more aggressive, aren't they?
miltonwadd
Absolutely. And they aren't picky about prey. That one looked like it was after her rather than the dog.
MonKontanMang
Cahill's crossing! I crossed this thing to go into Arnhem Land.
Davidkavetsky
Is that where it is?
buzzl1ght
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cahill%27s+crossing+map
Babbacadabra
The only natural predator of the alligator.... flip-flops.
Dolenmorgul
It's like their kryptonite
alittletime
Well would YOU wanna be beaten with a shoe made from your fiends skin?
BigBrisket
Crocs
C3OP
I thought Crocs are the natural predator for women...?
0gre
ghos5t7
My first thought
unexpectedusername
Rofl
ViciousOtter
It's funny how it follow the dog but don't care about the human, we are second choice meat..
attackofthequokka
"Go pick on someone your own size" is an universal defuser
Rothweiler03
Well speaking from limited experience dogs taste waaay better
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Size preference. If she had been sitting she might have been more of an option. But why risk taking large prey when a snack is just walking
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
around all vulnerable?
Xplode441
Nah, salties will eat humans, same as Nile crocs. They don't dislike eating us like other animals do.
ViciousOtter
I'm not second choice meat YAY !
Cymelion
Dog is smaller less of a threat - that said crocs would still take a human if they had to.
ViciousOtter
He just wanted a snack
fantanaranja
La chancla
merrymate
La chancla matadora
tatanyave
And it's counterpart: "cascarita de ganado" - I.e.:bovine peel (leather belt.)
cuteandcuddly
Is it Spanish shoe fetish?
AmityPls
My childhood.
DagonR
-Gets hit by sandal in Spanish-
Zunoz
La chancla has spoken
Psicohanibal
¡No! ¡¡¡La chancla no!!!
RollingAzn
My mom used to hit me with it, stopped after she got an actual whipping stick.
supercalifrajelisticexpealidocious
fuck you this sent shivers down my spine
Maidenlorraine
In my white person house we got spanked by a wooden spoon.
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
Or chinelas.
hautemamabear
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMij9AKLvog
MexImgurian
Awevo!
OF37
In arabic we call "el shebsheb" fucking scary man, they turn around corners and home in on you, there is no escape
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
I love how they're always onomatopoeias in different languages.
Dominiricanish
The similarities between arabs and latinos is always so amazing to me! Practically the same besides the language!
OF37
Arabs took over Spain for quite some time, there are similarities in the language too, but yes I do relate to a lot of my latino friends
Dominiricanish
Oh I know but it's been hundreds of years since then and even in South A. where cultures had to time to change they're still very similar
aimeufigado
Guess its bc most Latin Am was colonized by the Spanish. Prob inherited lots of cultural value from when Spain were under Islamic influence
PardoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixg6v3-n4XQ
OF37
It works wonders
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
White boy here, what is la chancla?
dez111
The sandal
fantanaranja
Tipically a very soft slipper, the preferred tool of punishment from mother/grandmother. Surprisingly sturdy, painful and accurate
kongfuchicken
A guilt-seeking weapon that strikes directly at your dignity.
Fauxsho89
I'm an expert Spanish speaker it means "the chancla" you're welcome
MissAizea
Our parents pull off a sandal and hit us with it when we misbehave/annoy them
comnakr
its a flip flop or sandal. spanish mothers/grandmothers have been known to hit with/throw these with incredible accuracy and strength.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Oh well that doesn't seem so bad. My grandma's weapon of choice was more psichological. I blame my chronic anxiety and depression 99% on her
rickyking300
La chancla came with the verbal abuse
Cal1te
Lucky bloody spaniards. In Scotland we got our dads/uncles belt. :D
Yowhatupdough
And the goats
RyoukoSama
You greatly underestimate the power of la chancla