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Feb 15, 2017 6:11 PM

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Not OC. The only thing I can draw is conclusions and even then those come out poor.

I feel like I should save that last panel for later use.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hitmarker*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"For this shot you'll need to take the Coriolis effect into account"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Houston, we have a problem. THIS MOFO IS L33TZ HAXORS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else remember the time this was posted and every comment was just "Sick."?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THINK OF THE ORBITAL MECHANICS INVOLVED

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...mission failed. That's a hornet nest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and also getting knocked off the moon from the recoil caused by hurling such a projectile...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who's the artist tho?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

xbolt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya'll forgetting the part where he kicked the door off the lunar lander and now won't be able to get back to earth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fucking Aim Bots

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to comment on the caption in the description? That won the upvote from me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ɛ>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lmaoooo "DUUUUUUUUDE"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hun, I saw this and laughed because J had just told me the twig story!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, the comic was good, but that caption...that was brilliant.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

<3

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

+1 for the caption

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would need a bullet large and dense enough to compensate for reentry, and a gun that doesn't use gunpowder, since oxygen is a reactant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smokeless powder used in modern bullets contains its own oxidizer... How do you think it burns? The bullets are sealed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old ass blackpowder has it's own oxidizer as well. Saltpeter (KNO^3: Potassium Nitrate) is a common oxidizer used in many boom things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would still need some oxygen for the firing pin to be able to ignite the powder. Which I guess could work?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I mean the powder itself, inside the bullet, it has its own oxidizer. That is, the powder burns without oxygen because it has it in it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Designing a bullet-sized projectile that could survive atmospheric reentry would likely be the main hurdle, apart from hitting the target.

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Why would it burn up? It's not like it will be moving at the speed of a meteor. It would just hit terminal velocity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yes, As space would infinitely keep the bullet moving as it would burn up in the atmosphere. You would also have to aim JUSSSSTTTT right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just needs to be made out of something that can with stand the heat and force right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, so that pretty much rules out lead/copper conventional bullets. And ceramic coatings could be problematic during firing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need a sniper caliber discarding sabot round. Ceramic heat shields for reentry that discard afterwards, revealing a bullet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need a sniper caliber discarding sabot round. Ceramic heat shields for reentry that discard afterwards, revealing a bullet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im assuming using solid tungsten would do it, and use a very large rifle like a .50cal BMG.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Eh...155

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might still need an ablative shield of some sort. I'm tempted to send this one to: https://what-if.xkcd.com/

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Send it. I kinda want to see how the math comes out on adjusting for planetary motion, reentry, etc...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lunar escape velocity is 2.38 km/s, and that round has a velocity just shy of 1 km/s.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats in air, what about in a vacuum? And either way, bigger gun, those 20mm canons would probably do it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sincerely doubt the lack of air is going to significantly speed up the initial velocity of the round. Also a 30mm round is about 990 m/s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never mind, the fastest bullet is under 5000feet/sec. No current gun on the market can break lunar escape velocity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never mind, the fastest bullet is under 5000feet/sec. No current gun on the market can break lunar escape velocity.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ROD FROM GOD. Google Kinetic Bombardment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dope

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of me wants to do the math to see if this is possible. Most of me is too lazy.

9 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 3

brb messaging xkcd for a "what if"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would need to lead that like Ethiopia leads the pack!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calculating the lead for a roughly 2 day (44 hours) bullet flight would be a trick, fer sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't chaos theory prohibit this much accuracy? Big rifle, computer targeting, yeah...but a single pocket of wind would put it off target

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think we have a winner here. All the other technical issues can be overcome. The wind is just too unpredictable to sort out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would need to lead that like Ethiopia leads the pack!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there another thread that talked about this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lunar escape velocity is about 2.4 km/s and it would take a further ~1 km/s to deorbit from a lunar orbit. So as long as you can shoot at

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think, if I read NASA's info correctly, EV is 1.4 with 2.4 to fully escape.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 3.5 km/s directly retrograde to the moon's orbit the bullet could reach earth. Surviving reentry is another matter.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anything is possible, would just need to engineer a solution. Person probably couldnt, but a sufficiently specialized computer could.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way something that small could keep together all the way to the surface

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you have one of the navy's new magnetically accelerated canon's maybe. but those things are huge. and it wouldn't just destroy the nest

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Possible, but just not in the way the comic ahows. You'd need a rifle that could fire in space with a crazy acuracy 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Rocket bullet, self-propelled ballistic bullets. :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fire in space is easy. Any gunpowder cartridge will do that.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you interpret the statement literally, it isn't. The person specified a rifle, and no rifle has the necessary muzzle velocity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Rifle" covers a pretty broad spectrum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bullet would burn up in atmosphere

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like maybe if we have technology to have casual moon visits for a hobby then we may have space weapons

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But guns are space weapons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nevermind the escape velocity and burning up in the atmosphere, it would still take days to reach earth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would it burn up in the atmosphere? It's not like it's going to speed up after being fired...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Earth's gravity would continue to accelerate it after it passed from the Moon's influence to the Earth's.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to any significant degree until it was relatively very close. Also a bullet is aerodynamic and made of metal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

15 minutes of Google suggest it would reach around 11kps before entry and reach over 8k C, vaporizing both lead and copper.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At 8,000 fps mv it would take about 44 hours to reach earth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 with a bullet that could survive passing through the atmosphere without being just melted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there another thread that talked about this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would burn up on reentry unfortunately

9 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 2

No it would not. Terminal velocity and all. meteors burn up because they are going WAY faster than a bullet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm betting there is a round that can be crafted, and usable in a handheld rifle. My guess is trajectory through entry would be impossible

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm betting there is a round that can be crafted, and usable in a handheld rifle. My guess is trajectory through entry would be impossible

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you made it out of vibranium.

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 7

When OP is right, OP is right.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When OP is right, OP is right.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I'm 80% vibranium

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Im 100% sadness

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ehm, some of that vibranium is going to come off if not just burn up in the atmosphere itself. So you're going to have to account for that.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and in the case that you say it won't, then there's no feasible way to have forged the damn thing in the first place since it would...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... require an environment harsher than atmospheric re-entry, which would be neat but holy fuck what that be an awful place to work just...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would depend on the material you made the bullet from. Tungsten should work.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The air would hit it so hard it would be like a sand blaster on the tungsten

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How accurate could one shot vs another be though, considering friction, gravity, and planet spin? Even if perfect, the round would need luck

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gravity and spin are constants and can be calculated. friction - wind and upper atmosphere conditions would fuck it even if you knew what1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 it was like at the wasp nest

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Find me a gun that can shoot 238,900 miles, then we can talk.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Only has to reach escape velocity, the rest is inertia.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think anyone could shoot a mile let alone 238900 of them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Guns & Ammo mag built a gun and shot it a mile. Got 3 shots into an 8 inch circle. *At a fuckin' mile*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

World record for a confirmed kill with a rifle is 2707 yards or 1.53 miles.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Due to angle and gravity/air force not being a factor for most of that, the biggest issue would be re-entry

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It ranges like that, it biggest factor becomes time, how do you aim at a moving, rotating target 240k miles away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Math.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention the mass amount of orbital debris

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For all the debris there is *way* more open space than debris.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're not anywhere near Kessler Syndrome yet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Biggest issue is whether it has the muzzle velocity to give the bullet an orbital perigee that's in the earths atmosphere

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or even is able to achieve lunar escape velocity

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit I completely forgot about lunar escape velocity...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Impossible. Bullet would take so long to reach Earth, that the wasps would simply move their nest out of the way.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So you're saying we need to find some stupid wasps...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a job for @XKCD

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. This is a myth that needs busting. @mistersavage

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just submitted the question to him. My guess is he's going to turn it into a "Rods from God" type thing and liquefy a continent.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No oxygen on moon to fire that type of gun. See Firefly and Vera.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

No air needed for gunpowder - the nitrates serve as an oxidizer.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's.. just not how oxidation works.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm no scientist, but they fire fine underwater, so....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can fire a rifle cartridge in a vacuum, you can not fire a shot gun shell in a vacuum due to it not sealing air inside itself.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Firefly is a great show, but not a good source for practical physics answers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probable. Possible?

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

"Probable... yes, though is it possible? We dont know." -Twenty One Pilots

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

I don't know who they are, but they just played in my city and cause a shit storm of traffic. That is all

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its impossible because guns cant fire in a vacuum, i believe.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I think the main reason that's said is because in order for the combustion of the ammunition, oxygen needs to be present to give light to >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The gunpowder. But the gunpowder is inside the shell where presumably it's closed off with at least some oxygen to propel the bullet. This >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is all speculation of course. I may be completely wrong

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you are using a flintlock.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bullets have their own propellant, so yes, they can.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh? Can u please explain...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All gunpowder contains an oxidizing chemical that provides the oxygen necessary for combustion. No outside oxygen needed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They fire underwater too. No oxygen gas anyway

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bullets have their own oxygen source to burn as well as their own propellent. So they can indeed fire in a vacuum

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Huh i was mis-informed. I shall begin planning my revenge. A head cant be much harder then a wasp nest to hit from space, right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for coming out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bullet would burn up in atmosphere

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It would not. It would just hit terminal velocity. It's aerodynamic and wouldn't be moving nearly as fast as a meteor.

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It would flatten as soon as ithit though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what?

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Drag would still apply. Lead melts easily

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you escaped the moons gravity and it was made out of diamond or whatever would withstand reentry, you wouldn't be precise enough

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aye, that's the rub.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would only being going the speed the gun fired it at, then it would slow down to terminal velocity when it enters the atmosphere.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, it would accelerate as it got deeper in Earth's gravity well. Think of a swing accelerating as it falls to the bottom of its path.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How much it would accelerate in vacuum before it entered the atmosphere is the question.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Enough to cause it to burn up in the atmosphere is the only answer you really need

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Enough to cause it to burn up in the atmosphere is the only answer you really need

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Enough to cause it to burn up in the atmosphere is the only answer you really need

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lunar escape velocity is 7800 fps. Rifle rounds top out at around 4000. So your shot will land back on the moon, sadly. (Also, no oxygen.)

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Railgun?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gunpowder is self oxidizing so the lack of oxygen wont matter.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wow calm down, my pc can only handle 60 fps

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lack of oxygen is not an issue. Pretty much since cartridges have been a thing gunpowder has been self oxidising.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It appears you are correct. I feel like a goof now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's no biggie, that's hardly general knowledge.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Building a rifle with that velocity isn't too hard, although you won't be likely able to fire it from your shoulder!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You'd need some special propellant, because nitrocellulose won't get you any faster than ~6000 fps.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the time we sort out casual moon-landings, I'm sure we'll have developed sufficient recoil compensation to allow for this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MAG all the way baby

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The recoil on that thing with low gravity would do terrible things.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The absolute recoil wouldn't be any different in low gravity, especially since the impulse is tangent to the gravity vector.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is totally correct. But contact with the ground would be weaker in low gravity. I think you'd be more likely to stumble 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Which kinda makes it not a rifle, though, right?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anything can be shoulder fired once

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, I suppose so!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Rifle" = "rifled barrel", so any gun with a rifled barrel is a rifle - the 16" guns on battleships were called rifles.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Hmmm, yeah I can see that. Still when I think "rifle" I'm not thinking "battleship" heh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh... language changes, mate. "A gun, especially one fired from shoulder level, having a long spirally grooved barrel" - oxford dictionary.

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