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Carl's attempts to hide the spot where he buried Becky was clearly not working
Linette accidentally leaked the location of the damned soda
Unfortunately for Carol, her plans to hide the remains from the police in difficult-to-open Tupperware containers proved ineffective.
MikeQueeney
Was anyone else hearing the same voice over guy saying "has this ever happened to you?" over each of these?
IPrettyMuchOnlyEatPizza
Director - "just do the absolute dumbest thing you can think of in this situation"
gothfae
Her inability to understand towels it underscored by her showering in her bra.
MetaSomma
Nudity would certainly help their case.
Galfronon
#48, is this not how this sport is played? I'm pretty sure this is how professionals do it.
sogardtheviking
Little girls kicking balls and falling down acting injured? They must live in Chelsea (soccer is a girl's game)
M0uthHugMySpawnHammer
#4 stop doing cocaine and you wouldn't have this problem Cathy
HelaSisterOfThor
It's so infuriating when I can't put my grapefruit back together!
askkask01
That one cracks me up!
whatfloatsyourboat
"I'm going to hammer a hole in the wall" -does so- OMG THERES A HOLE IN MY WALL WHAT OH LORD ABOVE WHY
RaccoonsAreCatsDressedLikeBandits
or : wtf hammer , look what you made me do !
DasCorporal
About 95% of infomercial products are designed to help those with disabilities but they market to the morons instead.
Trentski
chrishallett83
[citation needed]
theCatastrophe
Source?
GrouchyMarx
Was about to say this. Also, they don't straight up use disabled people in these because non-disabled people wouldn't buy them.
IVILegionIVI
Many disabled people wouldn't either, out of pride.
Nikagor
Thats bullshit tumbler suggestion, if you want to market a product to disabled people make it right and not this ridicoulus shit.
IVILegionIVI
If you market this stuff specifically towards the disabled, many will refuse to buy it out of pride. If you say it's for anyone, no shame.
Nikagor
exactly the opposit is true, if you make stuff out to be for downright morons noone will buy it out of the fear to be viewed as an idiot.
argentfenix
What you're saying is true. Some Disabled or elderly will not buy things if makes them feel disabled or elderly.
Nikagor
Furthermore if you market it directly towards elderly or disabled persons you give the people close to them a chance to buy it as a gift.
Airra
goldang
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/magazine/1989/07/30/paint-it-green/9a5c57f3-e2c0-4cc4-a74b-047602500103
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
Funny thing is here in California, I know people who actually painted their lawn green.
whatfloatsyourboat
Laughed out loud, thank you
whatfloatsyourboat
Hahaha this comment is gold
realmdweller
Kazan42
What the ever loving fuck...
Gradwin
RIP
ilovevanhalen
Fucking kids
KovicsKoolKlan
It was an NZ commercial aiming to reduce accidents in the home https://youtu.be/u51OxZF1ltI
Kazan42
Lol, brave stunt lady!
BodaciousPony
TheAmigoMontoya
Quite a few I haven't seen on here. Upvotes it is!
Maximumerhamster
I like how the knife cut the sandwich too well so he had to make a serious effort to screw it up.
MynameisKRC
There's got to be a better way!
pratiek93
You're flingin flangin right there is!
Ironcuttlefish
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
BigPookie320038
WITH ANOTHER FAYNTASTIC PRODUCT!
BlueSpaceLizard
There isn't. I checked.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Scrolled straight to the bottom to find this.
MynameisKRC
+1 for you!
DDAY99
#13-How many cheese puffs does this guy plan on eating?
RubberDuckyNeverLucky
I got a bit sad by how many cheetos he wasted :( Would still pick up tho
DDAY99
Oh yeah! Take them right off the top!
UncleMeaty
All of them.
snipedwat
Behind the gif https://imgur.com/zcFv8w8
MoyerTheDestroyer47
Poor guy :(
FaecalJacksonPollock
I know, right? Damned health-nuts and their stupidly tiny portions.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
None, obviously.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Does he really look like the kind of guy with a plan?
STFUMOTHERFUCKER
Motherfucker has two stomachs
rallen9268
Did you see his chair? All of them.
ColonelCouch
Like 7 bags
cooplander
KentuckyFriedChildren
lol wat
cooplander
That's the Log Lady.
rauntree
MrPietorian
Im sure she soaks her logs in wood
cooplander
There's a theory that the log contains the soul of her dead husband, so yeah, I don't want to know what she does with that log at home.
StunnedGoofy
AndroidLinux
Deserves for what ever she was selling
stickitinuryolo
I don't think the stunt went quite right. I think that left a mark.
Giftigdegen
Penis
jeffois
Ha. It's an advertisement for safety around the home, from New Zealand.
Ejaws
ACC adds,,there was a guy up the ladder who reaches too far,,just like my brother did,,fuckin dick he is,,
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Damn.. you guys don't mess around. I thought for sure that one was from some comedy skit.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Damn.. you guys don't mess around. I thought for sure that one was from some comedy skit.
LadyScamp
And fruit bars are the payoff here?...
bluthsfrozenbananas
Wasn't there a whole series of those? I remember a chef getting scalded by soup.
CatsPreferBlondes
The one where the guy comes out of the shower, slips and breaks his neck is bloody rough
derail
Yeah there was heap I think. I remember a guy painting a house and falling off a ladder, someone carrying boxes down stairs and falling down
derail
One of the worst was the guy who slipped over in the shower and hit the back of his neck. The twitching afterwards was just awful.
Untamed64
I say the worst one was the guy falling down the stairs with the boxes, he dislocated his leg
kissmyarchive
Hang on....she doesn't even spill the drink in #18
MeEmBot
I noticed that too. I think the surprise there is that they are wearing matching tops. "How dare you!"- guy probably
SjorsM
They just all hate her.
Enoan
That's the best part of this entire post "BOO! Surprise sofa!"
lintwizard
Now THAT would be scary. Soda, though, I expect to pop out of nowhere.
RoovyRoo
Mondays amirite?
v
ilovevanhalen
That's me a few days before my period & I'm wanting my bfs dick
iamzacch
ain't that from the AWOLNATION music video for kill your heroes ?
Lowlsqwid
Finally someone said it @op
Klaustrophile
We need #6 in reverse, please.
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Klaustrophile
Thank you, kind sir!
theblackhole08
lintwizard
Haha, that'd be great.
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
michonnedisapproves
Wtf was he even trying to achieve
MetaSomma
Fackin Canadians, don't they understand bottles?
10tacles
Soon they will have Gatorades in bags.
Dirtyoldswish
We only understand beer bottles and bagged milk.
LETHARGICpancake
So, real soccer?
ScorpioMonkey
This is what we call a "schwalbe" http://www.glossophilia.org/wp-content/uploads/dive11.jpg
ScorpioMonkey
Yes, classic "schwalbe" http://www.glossophilia.org/wp-content/uploads/dive11.jpg
TheDamDog
I miss being able to blame all of this on Obama.
InertiaCreeps
Thanks Trump!
goldang
This is why people voted for Trump! /s
lintwizard
Yep, with him in charge we'll be hearing a lot more Obama blaming for the foreseeable future!
KuraiChikara
Can....can someone add the Brazzers logo to #11
MetaSomma
Doot!
Aptornis
What about #35
losboccacc
lintwizard
For a moment I thought this was minimalism humor. Are you havin a giggle m8?
badthaught
What happens when you jerk too him hard after taco bell
badthaught
....one of those words is out of place. I shall now sit in the shame corner.
DeZaim
I dunno man, jerking to someone too hard would probably make me poop like that.
LeglessPooch
So wait, I saw one person who a god damned VHS case to pick up a wine stain and another stupid fuck use a hammer to put a cabbage in a 1/2
ulaczymi2
Darwin Awardees.
KevinMenzel
The use of the Sonic 2 case to pick up a wine stain was from an ad for Sonic 2 mocking infomercials.
LeglessPooch
Awesome
LeglessPooch
2/2 fucking food processor. These info-mercials are getting a bit ridiculous
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LeglessPooch
YAAASSSSS!
JapanesePizza333
Getting? A bit?
badthaught
Target audience: people with more money than sense.
JeanClaudeVanDom
Said no man ever...
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mangoshapedspace
if i read his lips right: 'don't do that' and i thought he was telling her NOT to cover it up... *ponders*
eromitlab
Boob Apron... worst fucking idea ever.
downvotersarejusthipsterswhoneedahug
Came back to upvote for your username haha so good!!
STFUMOTHERFUCKER
Fucking gay bastard
Grudgebearingmidget
I don't think that word means what you THINK it means
ObnoxiousComma
What does it mean then?
publishersclearinghouse
Gay or bastard?
ObnoxiousComma
Both, apparently we don't know what they mean.
Gradwin
Untamed64
Dude looks like Shane Mcmahon
FabulousBadass
As a father, I might to my daughters.
ilovevanhalen
Yeah, my dad would suggest "are you sure you need to go out in that? It's kinda ugly." If it was too low
Atlas008
Honey, youre being kind of skanky tonight. The waiter wont stop looking at your chest
LaSkoomaPuma
But...but...how else am I going to get extra ranch for my broccoli poppers? :P
digitalutopia
That's not ranch.
inoiknownothing
You, sir. HA
LawFiveGuy
I just realized that people outside the US, seeing these outside the context of an infomercial, are right to think Americans are idiots
aliiak
Except for the one that's a safety ad from NZ
thesearethelordschips
I just realised that people outside the US will think Americans are idiots for assuming they're the only country that have informercials
LawFiveGuy
Did I write there were no infomercials outside the US? No I didn't. I wrote "..outside the context of..". You just reinforced the stereotype
tomyironmane
"Stupid Americans" has been a stereotype ever since we started winning wars.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
There's a few French ones in there
chiwrangler
US citizens ARE idiots! We made that clear last month
Traici
Don't kid yourself. You've been making it clear for decades.
WisconsinHome
I'm sure they think that already for multiple other reasons
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Actually, infomercials are the sole reason for that thought
Youguysmademyday
The real stupid Americans are the ones that see these commercials and pick up the phone.
Cere4l
ye well im dutch and yesterday i was with 3 old people to fix their pc and they did the same. sadly this is not just america
WobblyBitsX
The woman falling into the glass table is a NZ ad for ACC (government insurance company).
WobblyBitsX
And was actually pretty legit.
WobblyBitsX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI
ErwiinMadness
You should se our infomercials, they're like yours but dubbed.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Please do share
MetaSomma
Doot!
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Well I known they were infomercials... And yes, yes we do
aliiak
Except for the one that's a safety ad from NZ
Biteymcbiteface
Nah. The warning label on my makeup saying "us customers: for external use only" is another hint.
kong6
The first time I went to the US I was surprised by all that labels. They are everywhere from wine bottles, to car mirrors.
pedrotbear
We need those labels because someone, somewhere, is gonna shove it up their ass on purpose and sue the company to get rich quick without em.
snotcaulk
I thought it was browneye liner
Kevinj99
The one with the plastic storage containers falling out of the cabinet is legit
Brix83
I love how there's a slight delay before the storage ware avalanche ensues. And the sheer number of them.
Sylviastout
And the medicine one..the pasta one..the juice spilling....maybe these are meant for me
crumpuppet
there's gotta be a better way!
Sylviastout
*insert head shake with forehead swipe*
Wraithofspades
I think that's my fav, if only because the advertisers understand their own ridiculousness and are poking fun at themselves.
chrishallett83
You can tell the folks who never played Tetris when you see their tupperware cupboard...
tomyironmane
the fact that it is avalanche prone? Try using re-used glass jars for leftovers if you wanna go expert mode.
chrishallett83
It's designed to stack, actually.
tomyironmane
but mom got tired of them and just started re-using salsa and pickle jars and what have you.
tomyironmane
well yeah. We never had much actual Tupperware, we had a couple different generic brands that weren't compatible, and some disposable stuff.
chrishallett83
Same here, but they're all fairly rectangular and flat, you just stack them from big to small.
keyonne
I've almost died in a Tupperware avelanche. They can be brural.
STFUMOTHERFUCKER
Someome shoulf make it sausages falling on her
BigGay4U
me too, but it was more me stepping in one of the larger ones after it already fell down and then my foot slid and my head hit the counter
keyonne
Ive done that with a piece of paper on the kitchen floor once. Skated clear across the room
Bugleisthebomb
That actually sounds dangerous af, you okay now fam?
therocksfannypack
#3 What are they trying to wipe it up with, a VHS cassette case?
JupiterJedi
Idk about you guys, but these fkng happen to me on a daily basis!! #6 & #17
JupiterJedi
There's gotta be a better way!!
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Can someone please tell me what infomercial #2 is from?!
Passionfish
The ad was made before dvd's were invented.
ilovefunsocks
I came down here just to ask that!
sarcastico
Yes...spongebob the movie
EJ9utah
That's what I thought. It looked like a cr1tikal video. Do you ever spill blood on your couch and try to clean it up using a DVD?
serakaida
I thought it was a book
BowserOnKetamine
What's a vhs cassette?
Passionfish
It's something you put inside a VHS cassette case.
goldang
Also, now we elders must ritualistically sacrifice you for asking. Thank you for your time, and get off our lawn.
bbbldr8
You should be so lucky as to be that comically inept.
UncleMeaty
If you've got a better idea, I'd sure like to hear it.
therocksfannypack
Take it to the dry cleaners.
whatineed
I heard something once. It was that these were directed for people who have like disability... mental and physical.
Bellamortis
The products are often made for people with disabilities. The advertisements are made to market them to normal people to make more money
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AsherJapeTerror
Oops...
chehoz
Is that in braille?
Souljah42
Honestly... I just asked the same thing...
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Watch the add buddyboy... they've got diverging for you lol
quisqui2001
That was my reaction as well. How much must one fail at life to do that?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That was the one that really made me think wtf
Guidocat
Nope, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XOw0IT-vU
destruckt
For good sake there is always someone who know everything
AH0TE
This is the answer lol.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
"Oh shit, I spilled! well this VHS tape should soak it up!"
scooter1015
Lol, What is this from?
animatic
Terrific TV show. :D
Raileks
Quantum Leap
IRecordYourComments
https://soundcloud.com/jonboywonder/what-are-they-trying-to-wipe-it-up-with-a-vhs-cassette-case
TuukkaRascal
R
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Hahahaha
catsiandra
@therocksfannypack
cdhpineapple
You sound like filthy Tom Lawlor
IRecordYourComments
https://soundcloud.com/jonboywonder/you-sound-like-filthy-tom-lawlor
IPostATrippyGifEveryday
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SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Fantastic! Keep up the good work.
IJustFuckingLoveCheese
Hope you don't mind if I use this in the future... https://soundcloud.com/jonboywonder/op-is-a-fag
ChaosandChaos
.
mantisblade
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MetaSomma
Betamax was the bomb. There's nothing it couldn't do.
Bugleisthebomb
Why did VHS win in that war? I remember beta max being better
chbarts
VHS recorded more on a tape, for one thing.
FuzzyX
VHS allowed for longer recordings but yes lower quality.
HOLAKOOO
it was the players that where bad
popejubal
Couldn't fit as much time on a Betamax tape. Also, porn pretty much all went VHS and that was a HUGE push for that format.
impatienlywaitingforthezombieapocalypse
At least in part because they could produce porn on vhs. Sony didn't allow it on beta max
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chbarts
The person you replied to is lying. You got trolled.
chbarts
Of course you could put porn on a Betamax.
chbarts
Wrong.
ShrimpShrimpNoNo
I think that was a sonic 2 sega case.
nighthawk23
lmfao that's exactly what I was thinking
TrustMeImABassist
They said "gotta dry it fast" tho
TheWizardSendor
My thoughts exactly: " Is that a muthERFUCKINGGG SEGA GAME??!!!"
ShrimpShrimpNoNo
Im pretty sure it is.
StephLovik
Wasn't that a sonic and knuckles commercial where they mocked infomercials?
ChrisTallant
That's what it looked like to me.
InADayOrSo
That I can confirm, I still have mine lying around somewhere.
papperslappen
Good to have if you ever spill wine on the couch.
InADayOrSo
Ikr, now I know why those cartridges came in such huge boxes. Knowledge is power!
KevinMenzel
Yup! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC_a4kxL8NI
ShrimpShrimpNoNo
That is great
lintwizard
You are the saucemaster. The ladle that conveys the sauce.
Kreuzitter
Omfg..
ChaMura
I remember when this commercial came out. I was also sad that the wiener dog sweater was sold separately.
Imadeabigmistake
Thanks Obama
goldang
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE VOTED FOR TRUMP!!!!! /s
VenerateThisGuy
TheGhostInAJar
Nope, now its Thanks Trump
WhyNotUncleIroh
Dammit Donald
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Damnit Donald
DarkwingDuc
I hereby propose "Damnit Donald" to be the new "Thanks Obama". All who agree say aye.
ryan44
Aye!
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Aye
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Eye