My girlfriend played Civ V for the first time. I helped her set the game up and then came back a day later to find this.

Jan 24, 2017 2:18 AM

Orschmann

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She played as Spain, but renamed her leader "PAMELOPE" and her civ "THE FINAL PAM". "THE BANE OF PAM" was apparently formerly Mumbai. She didn't like having to share an island with Gandhi.

The other civs besides India were China and Denmark. She wanted to use China to take out Denmark, but then they both heard about the shit she pulled with Gandhi and denounced her.

The next logical step was conquest. I think "2 FAST 2 PAM" was once Copenhagen. Also apparently she ran out of names by the time she took Warsaw.

"PAMANA" was my favorite.

One PAM to rule them all!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Warsaw still resisting the Pamocalypse!

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Neat! Gotta tell her about roads though. Good way to transport army rapidly.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

ONE PAAAAAAAM!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

PAMPARAM LMAO

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's so kind to keep those puny city states alive

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 FAST 2 PAM was my personal favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna guess your gf's name is Ivy, right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How is Pamela these days?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wife her!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You cling to that girlfriend, whatever her name is. She's marriage material.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Also upsetting her seems to have disastrous results, judging by the way she plays Civ :-p

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"PAMPARAM" She also plays Witcher 3, doesn't she ?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just tried civ 6. God help me I'm already addicted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There is no escape. Sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jadwiga got a booty!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE PAMMENING

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Good to see another Monster Factory fan

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Seconded

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Pam Springs?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

PAM-A-NAH PAM-A-NAHahahAHah (the question is, how do we properly combine David Lee Roth with the Civ series.)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Pamsaw, Pam Pam, Pampeii, Pam-Am, Pamham, PamSpam, PamRam, Pamalous, Pampino, Pampoozled, Pam Tram, Pam Scam, Scam Pam, marzaPAM, Pam Slam

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My gf used to be obsessed with settlers of Catan. I showed her civ 5 and now I haven't seen her in 3 months

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Smart move taking out Mahatma "I eat nuclear disarmament treaties for breakfast" Gandhi.

9 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 0

Fist we take Mahatma, then we found Pamlin!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My son warned me about him and he was right, that fucker goes straight to the nukes

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

I love that they took a massive bug from an earlier game and made it a feature in the future games

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

My wife is also an aggressive player. She has no regard for casualties and no qualms about razing cities that stands in a ressource's way...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I try to play peaceful I get attacked and then *I'M* the bad guy for committing genocide in retaliation. don't poke the sleeping bear!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously! Just because I'm building trade routes doesn't mean I won't fuck you up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That game I had built zero military to that point so it took a few rounds, but then it was all out war until they were wiped from the map 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1v 3? who cares! unit disadvantage? overcome by sheer numbers! burn their cities to the ground! making more enemies? the war must go on! 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your girlfriend single?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

Lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

100% 9/11

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Solid 10/10 PAMANA made me lose it

9 years ago | Likes 386 Dislikes 4

LOS PAMGELES is my favorite

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pamestine!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a perfect 5/7

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

7/5

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I give it 9/10 because it if were one tile to the left it would also have been a canal city.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was PAMELOT for me.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Whoa-oh black Betty, PAM-A-LAM...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Led Zeppelin* PAM-ANA!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Van halen?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*double checks* Yup. Shit. Van Halen. I have no choice but to admit I was wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No worries, same era and such. Upvoted both comments!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this a refrence to? I'm obviously missing something

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Prolly not the Philippines Peace & Development thing. More like "BANANA"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure either, but I'm guessing panama?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

saying you came back to find this sounds like you keep her in a cage or something.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

To me it sounds like he didn't sit there looking over her shoulder kibitzing the whole time, but okay, you do you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

isn't that normal?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NEWFOUNDPAM

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Or Newpamland?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like all Newfoundlanders, we just get excited that someone knows we're here

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its nice to be remembered every now and then

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I adore Newfoundland because of the dogs. So you guys rule.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

T'anks buddy ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Been on Imgur for years and this is the first reference to Newfoundland I've seen. It was a good night to browse^•^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0