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I am in love with my best friend, who happens to be a lesbian....
She is extremely beautiful
And absolutely hilarious!!
She makes me laugh everyday....
We share the same opinions on almost everything
And I probably wouldn't be around right now if I didn't have her by my side.
But alas, I am a man, so.....
... While she is spending the holidays with her girlfriend, this will be how I celebrate.
LeeRockU
I has those feels.
Greypuppy
Don't get me wrong, I'm straight, but.... damn, already has a girlfriend, huh?
pastramionrye
Stahp OP
Ghostley
The ultimate friendzone.
HiggsBosonorGSpot
Love Hannah's Drunken Kitchen...also going to be me this Season...well exept for the unrequited Love triangle bit...
madmadders
I mean... at least you didn't get married and pull a Ross.
agrrrrimapirate
relevant: my name is AMY
grapesades
Wow to think someone is in the exact position I am. Hard to leave that person's side though, eh?
CRYSENBERG
yup
JeffNoto
She's cute I'd take her to the bone zone but she doesn't want to go and it would be kidnapping.
Siyo
Sex change. Clearly the only way to go.
CRYSENBERG
Done and done. And I mean done, lol
Siyo
CRYSENBERG. Glorious. XD
Powerpal2015
TWO Hannah Hart posts in one day? It's Christmas!!
rearlegroundhouse
Omg, I know!
ImguritisIsNotCureable
and I thought imgur didn't like her much...yay!
IAmJacksDoubt
Close, but not quite there.
kawaiignostic
It sucks, guy, but just keep on respecting her sexuality and being her friend, 'cause I promise she loves you for it, albeit platonically.
CRYSENBERG
no doubt there
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
trying to figure out if you actually mean hannah or if she just happens to be in all the gifs
CRYSENBERG
It's not Hannah, but my "friend" reminds me of her a lot, and we watch this show together :)
sowetoninja
I'm not exactly sure what to do with this information...
Gauntlet2013
WHY! WHY LESBIAN GIRL! I love you!
FickleFascination
As the girlfriend of a lesbian who has men falling for her left, right, and center, respect her sexuality and be happy for her.
CRYSENBERG
Always
ahob07
can the story be replaced by the TL:DR comment?
CRYSENBERG
yes haha
MistressK10
I'm a lesbian who came here from hannah hart. +1
namelesscynic
You need to consider an alternate target. I don't think you're likely to be getting into that one. (Are you positive she isn't bi?)
CRYSENBERG
yes
belzaybeth
Welcome to the world of women, where guys we like either have a SO, or are gay, or both
CRYSENBERG
I am single and straight.... lol. Not like this is gonna go far for me
IDontKnowWhyIEvenDoThis
but aren't you a Male lesbian? so to speak?
CRYSENBERG
yes
namelesscynic
The Heart wants what it wants - or else it does not care. (Emily Dickinson)
Lasmodoe
Lezbefriends
SaintNewts
The best kind of friends. I mean if they're alright having dude friends that is.
thefeev
a guy who falls for a lesbian is actually called a 'lesbro' ........****the more you know*****
ToraNiku
Lesbihonest, we're all a little gay for the Harto :)
bensfriend
*eyeroll*
ToraNiku
p.s. I'm a woman, and I have a huge boner for her. I'm also bi so that helps.
CRYSENBERG
That definitely helps lol.
whalenmich
Kevin smith did write a sci-fi movie... its called Chasing Amy. CAUSE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!
SenorSeniorSr
I'm sick of all the hate that one of my favorite movies gets. Every story is based on ONE PERFECT ORDER OF EVENTS. That movie is completely>
whalenmich
Smith said it (evening with part 1). The movie was no more than the cerebral left overs from a bad break up. its a great piece of art!
SenorSeniorSr
believable and relatable, even if your relation doesn't closely match the actual plot. Chasing Amy is a great movie. In short: Fuck you.
namelesscynic
You're absolutely right. Nobody ever questioned their own sexuality, or fell for an unattainable person. How could anyone ever doubt you?
whalenmich
Trying to "Turn" a gay person is mulipulative and "No bueno"
namelesscynic
Yes, it is. And where do you classify bi's?
whalenmich
This post ain't about bi's-But since you asked-what a cool way to live! imagine, walking into a room and approching ANYTHING that turns u on
jmichaelson77
Never has any lesbian made me want to be a lesbian as much as this lesbian.
robokey
Same here.
samplay31
Yup.
NS0229
Lesbian
RambunctiousCrow
do you want to get in on the homo, or do you want to exchange your penis for a vagina
jmichaelson77
I'd do an exchange for that adorable little lady.
RambunctiousCrow
word!
stonercatladypower
Lemme try.
borderlinesexual
You're a lesbian? I think it's required for you to give me your number, now.
thedoctorsmisstress
Bold move, cotton.
stonercatladypower
"Let's see if it pays off."
tentsie
[LESBIAN DETECTED. COMMENCE FLIRTING-MODE] uh... hi
ashmenon
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
todayimgurlearned
While it is possible she may develop feelings despite normally being exclusively into women, she does have a gf already. Gotta respect that.
poopdecktragedy
Fuck your logic
CRYSENBERG
100%, I would never even mention it to her
TheBoomQueen
You're a good man, OP. I'm sure you'll find the right one soon!
CRYSENBERG
Thanks boom! Wanna be my imgur friend? lol
TheBoomQueen
Absolutely!! :D
CRYSENBERG
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
Lucyintheskywithscorpions
Too late.
danabella
I think you just did...
eggmuffin
If you're referring to the person in the pictures, then you kinda just did.
CRYSENBERG
I wasn't haha. Just as a reference. You're not her are you?
eggmuffin
I don't think so. I'm male, ginger, and straight as an elven arrow.
CRYSENBERG
pffft, Elves and straight don't belong in the same sentence haha
CRYSENBERG
It's strange that you responded to this image so late. Someone is browsing random!
Lucyintheskywithscorpions
What did I just read? She's a lesbian, but the only reason a man shouldn't pursue her is because she's in a relationship?
todayimgurlearned
Nooooo it says even though there may be a chance, he SHOULDN'T pursue it on the grounds that she is in a relationship already >___>
Lucyintheskywithscorpions
He shouldn't pursue it even if she wasn't.
mmmmarygray
As a lesbian, todayimgurlearned is correct. The guy should not PURSUE her persay, but going "Hey, I know you are gay but any chance I 1
mmmmarygray
might be an except down the line?" is not totally out of the question. Sexuality is fluid. In fact, its even kinda common for people to 2
todayimgurlearned
Speaking from experience, a genuine lesbian can have real romantic feelings for a special male in their life.
NotEasilyAmused
Hannah Harto is one of the funniest people on Youtube. I would very much like to drink with her.
i81u812
She looks annoying, sorry.
RambunctiousCrow
she kind of is, still like her show though (it helps to be drunk when watching it)
backseatserenade
I definitely share this opinion!
huginandmunin
I would cuddle with Harto. I would cuddle with her so hard.
rearlegroundhouse
Me too! I bet she's an awesome cuddler.
rearlegroundhouse
Have you gone to any of her meet ups?
mexicanstig
Yes, she is every bit as amazing IRL, but then i remembered I was a dude, and got ever so sad
ccampbell717
IMO: Mamrie Hart > Grace Helbig > Hannah Hart
Leah24
Agreed. Hannah became much less funny after she became a partner.
msbertmacklin
I agree. Mamrie is fucking hilarious.
gingerbaconkitty
Holy Trinity <3.
NotEasilyAmused
I can't stand Mamrie...
Turrethugger
yeah same, I like Hannah more than Grace also
JabbaTheWat
For some reason I find Mamrie hilarious in the non scripted stuff. But I'm not too crazy about YDAD.
ccampbell717
I love them both, but yeah, I like it more when she's just being herself too. Her newish channel MameTown is gold.
JabbaTheWat
Ahhh yeah I love Mametown! I wish she'd do some more videos with her being her!
THERESATROLLINTHEDUNGEON
Is mamrie Hannah's sister?
TattoosMusicandColdBeer
I think there is a slight rumor that they're married (which Grace played at in a podcast once) but it's not been proven
ccampbell717
No, just a coincidence!
THERESATROLLINTHEDUNGEON
Oh that's crazy!
DJGnarly
TL:DR OP likes a girl who doesn't go to penis town.
feyrband
plot twist: who also happens to be an internet celebrity.
TurdsOfWisdom
Would have upvoted the post if this was the caption. I have my own problems. Not gonna worry about OPs love life
DidIJustSeeSomebodyDie
Well put
MrPredator
Yea, with women being able to marry other women, I have no chances. Just glad I have the internet. It was made for...
kylecraker
Bahahahaha thank you
liliputian7
And he got ALLLL the points for it
ikmbaa
TO BE FAIR, YOUR MOM IS PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY WOMAN THAT CAN FIT A WHOLE TOWN IN THERE.
TheManTheyCallJayne
This better be in the "top comments of the day" section later
Rhannigan
To be fair, penis town sounds horrifying and there aren't many people who enjoy going there.
crimbus
chasin' rainbows
IamWizard
*;
uberpye
I found Penistown, it is in Germany!
DJGnarly
I'll pack a bag.
AtHomeWithTrolls
OP wants a girl who doesn't want the D.
CRYSENBERG
Gratz on top comment :)
Bombideer
I'm just gonna upvote you for being a good sport overall.
sirmrchicken
I lost it at penis town. I've been laughing for an hour. I'm tired
OfSkotfre
Well done.
TaigaRose
I'm actually on the other end of this situation. I'm a lesbian, and my best friend asks me out occasionally because he likes me... :/
jiggerjaw
It's not really that long.
itzcritty
U got the +1 simply for using penis town. Maybe you should try to incorporate this into all of your comments.
DJGnarly
N*penis town*o
QuaaaidStartTheReactor
"Penis town" fuck you +1
FoxyEllie
your sentence can easily be interpreted as something straight out of japan.
NomThemAll
or really just any bad hentai dialogue
CRYSENBERG
That's pretty much it lol
asteconn
Become a woman. Problem solved.
thedoctorsmisstress
I feel like your username is pretty accurate at the moment. Sorry, dude.
ThatJohnDenverIsFullOfShitMan
She seen this yet?
CRYSENBERG
I don't think so. I will let you know if she does
ThatJohnDenverIsFullOfShitMan
Thanks fella - best of luck... she seems like a cool chick who makes you happy!
CRYSENBERG
definitely
AngelOfDownVotes
I was there when I was 19. It did NOT work out, heh. Good luck to you! (as a guy that fell in love with a lesbian)
deediegraphitii
At least she has the ability to make the little penis the big penis
fauxnews
your name is so relevant :(
CRYSENBERG
haha i know right
WaxyNips
Penistown really is crowded this time of year...
tarataqa
There is currently no waiting at my penistown...
marymarymistressmary
Does that mean there is poor service at your penistown?
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I only allow one person into my penistown at a time. And it's full right now.
Grawlicks101
Said no man ever. "I'm content with all the sex I'm having"
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
My girlfriend is reaching her sexual peak. She wants sex more than I do. It's pretty awesome actually.
froyobaggins
I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONNNNEEE
ThatsWhatISaidISaidBootyTraps
Time out. I love your user name. Ok time in.
piscesdreamer
G Bm C G C G D
HootHootImAnOwl
THIS SONG JUST CAME ON SHUFFLE LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO!
untoldent
WHY ARE YOU ELONGATING A SILENT EEEEEEE?
cubanpete
loves me some Weezer
TheKingAdornedInYellow
And I love you now.
ExplainThisClarissaPOW
The official lyrics are "I'm dumped, she's a lesbian." What's funny is, I sing "I'm dumb..." too! I think it sounds better. You agree.
GnRtattoo
I always thought it was "I'm dumped, she's a lesbian" oops
Monochron
Aww me too. I also learned that it is "pink triangle honestly" not "pink triangle on her sleeve" from this thread. What a night...
308NegraArroyoLane
It is "on her sleeve" and it's definitely "I'm dumb."
GnRtattoo
I also thought it was on her sleeve. clearly i need to read the lyrics to that song
pikapiiiii
http://www.weezerpedia.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pink_Triangle
coelacanthsarecool
WEEE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND BUT MARRIED IN MY MINDS NO GOOD
oskoobigwheela
Pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, Leeeet me know the truth...paoun paoun PAOUN PAOUN, pweir pweir pweir pweir...
DocHorrible
PINK TRIANGLE HONESTLY, LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH, LE-EEETT ME KNOW THE TRUTH
sonic123488
I can't believe I'm not a unique little flower and am not alone in being aware of that album.
Monochron
Woah, is it not "on her sleeve"? Honestly?
NotaMuggle121
I thought it was on her sleeve too...
oneandoneandoneisthree
damn it, me too!
About25milkshakes
It is 'on her sleeve'. Trust me, my dad works for Weezer.
DocHorrible
my bad, I never look up lyrics cuz Im lazy
Mygirlfriends80085
i am so jealous of your dad.
Monochron
Can . . . can I meet your dad?