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Oct 24, 2017 3:07 PM
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CynicalStubs
I did not have sexual relations with that armidillo
clevermotherfucker
Florida is not abbreviated FA, it is FL...
Speedfiend
Florida is FL, not FA.
fiorideiliberi11
Dr James H. Potter?
TwahaRamadhani
Couldn’t read past Doctor James H. Potter
imgur1z
Florida man doing what he does best.
tld707
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip
Sirsir94
No source nor posting the sites name? Gonna call fake.
Cattsass
Those who have never had sexual relations with sweet armadillo pussy may cast thee first stone
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
God why wasn't this an episode of House!
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
Obligatory Twilight comparison
gurusing
Ivanaski
gorillaClutch
didn't you read it? an armadillo is "what" the fuck
fucboideluxe
James Potter you say....
ChinDripps
Rifneno
Florida is the physical embodiment of Poe's Law. I can completely see this as being either satire OR real.
mynameisnotmuseli
Fun fact: armadillos are the only non human. host to the leprosy bacteria
Flenop
9 recent cases? Were they all banging armadillos?
DefenderOfDog
could happen to anyone really
tzxAzrael
@OP fineass cropping, but where's the damn sauce?
billiebitkiller
Sorry, how? Literally how is it physically possible?
MoistenedPenguin
Honestly I don't think it is, since this is taken off of a satire website.
peruvianfightingmidgets
Asking for a friend?
FireRoastedFire
monybony
I don't even care when they are fake, like this obviously. Florida man stories crack me up every time.
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh god, there are people taking this seriously. It's from World Net Daily, guys.
HighlySexualLobster
Much more reliable than the main stream media though. Personally i consult the parson when he starts speaking in tongues, or Hannity.
exploren
yes, but... Florida.
DoctorDerk
While the sex with the poor critter may be fake, Armadillos DO carry Leprosy. So, handling them is not a good idea.
LoveAndCoffeeButNotNecessarilyInThatOrder
This is precisely why we can't have nice things.
xSquirrelly
I’m going w/fake. Reputable sites talk about the increase of leprosy from armadillos due to overdevelopment. Less reputable ones have this
NuclearMonk
maybe the armadillo had overdeveloped boobs.
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mmmMEH
I think there is. It's west of Sanford. I work at that hospital actually. Haven't heard of this patient though..
BB8fersure
An unincorporated area perhaps? They would've just used the nearest large city, if their intention was to attract readers.
Sh1ty
All I'm going to say as a floridite is that there is at least one person in this god forsaken state that has figured out how to F*K amardilo
Sh1ty
And yes I know grammar. Fuck you
BadPunsAplenty
So much for all that protection armadillos supposedly carry with them.
KStudios
Eh, carrying armored plates and leprosy isn't enough, lol?
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
TimmyDans
tyr888
Aren't you less likely to have sex with an armadillo AFTER reading this? I'd call that protection.
BadPunsAplenty
INdeed. Cross that off the bucket list. Damnit.
tyr888
Ohmygodimkenny
cynicalwizard
I saved that gif for any convenient future moment where I feel like I should shun Florida.
BruteHoleForce
A visual metaphor for the treatment he was given
Eogos
And no one would complain really
AFigmetOfYourImagination24
Source
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
Bugs! Can you get us an RFP on the doing California next?
mkyner
I think San Andres fault line will take care of itself eventually.
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
Dis is mine now
MrGoodWood
Anyone else notice that the doctor's name is James Potter?
DarKnight142
Fake News!
INeedHealing1
His middle name also starts with an "H" i wander what is could be. I don't know maybe HARRY!!!!
Shaqattack10
I hope he's working his magic
jedreeves
https://imgur.com/qwA0Cv3
bluepopsicles
yup yup
CalleC
It was one of his sons classmates and he tries to blame it on florida man
MisterSnuggiepoo
I was about to make that comment myself. You stole my thunder
shadyInternetWrecker
Did some Google sleuthing. The story originated on World News Daily Report. A satire news site.
IAmAManofConstantSorrow
James H Potter...
bluepopsicles
beat me to it. also if the H. stands for Harry....
DarKnight142
Yeah... Florida isn't abbreviated FA
photobug317
Scrolled down just to see if anyone caught that
bluepopsicles
thanks i was thinking this was a list of some knew armadilla sex craze
bluepopsicles
thinking they ment PA... is that a news outlet for real that doesnt know FL?
DarKnight142
Fake News! ????
shimshimmyyah
To be fair, it was a pretty sexy armadillo.
cynicalwizard
iflyme
ikr?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
JohnLeePettimore
It was wearing a thong
brockp
That one in the article is, obvs. But that's probably a stock image of a model armadillo.
enosfruit
I think they are called sexadillos
MatiasMATE
Plsmoveclosertotarget
*armadildo
PoopTransfer
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
Now I know why they are so good at boxing.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Obligatory image of said Armadillo: https://img00.deviantart.net/1cad/i/2004/162/b/4/its_not_chalo_its_chali.jpg
bulletgrazer
4/10 Not enough rolling into a ball
SmileyBonesArt
ReverseTrapTsukasa
JK here you go: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mechula/anime/armadere.png
SmileyBonesArt
tbltopeviscerator
Why I thought I would see the actual armadillo the second time around I have no idea..
shimshimmyyah
My man.
StalkerMagnet
Why do they say "sex with an armadillo" like that's a normal thing. This weirdo raped an armadillo, call it how it is.
MedrengardMax
In all fairness, in the animal kingdom, consent is relatively rare. Also, probably a fake story, but hey.
imjeremiad
https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y
Dani3113
I read the story a long time ago. I think the kid had learning disabilities and stuff. He was a bit off. Still...no excuse for bestiality
FuzzyX
Animals can be wanting sex also in a species confused way but beastility is still against the law.
TheItalianinU
How do you know the armadillo didn't like it?
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Oh so you're speaking for the Amarillo now?
alucinare
Now that's some Plain Speak if I ever heard it.
attofreak
And *frequently*. They knew it too. It's just so...Florida
frostybox
how do you even...is there a hole big enough? i have so many questions
Hyero
They said the man was relatively shy though. What if the armadillo seduced him.
seandude689
It was consensual
Mockingbirb
“He was very fond of the little critter“
Kilsim1v
Female Floridian Armadillo can just shut that right down.
cousteau
Did the armadillo say "no" though?
robotdevil
Yea, but did you see what that armadillo was wearing??
ForeverDonutsWillNeverExist
ahumblemotherfuckerwithabigassdick
PanicAtTheCostco
Look how sensitive people are... downvoting a joke about a sexy armadillo dressing like a slut
CRASHTerror
Lol
MrAgnosticman
Totally asking for it.
DontEatMyOysters
What if the armadillo was into that sort of thing? Don't you judge its sexual devours.
Mojayokok
THANK YOU! That’s fucking animal abuse, I hope his goddamn dick falls off and that he suffers greatly and slowly dies in great pain.
SalmonTheWise
With leprosy in the pubic region, dick falling off is just the beginning.
ijustwonamathdebate
So You say it's just the tip?
SalmonTheWise
To the contrary, he is balls deep in trouble.
MrGrundy
It's satire
MerToo
Sounds more like sadism, but Poe's Law means it is hard to know if the commenter was sick enough to truly wish that on someone.
Mojayokok
I Googled it after I left my comment, it’s not satire, it’s in 3-4 different links, one is a science site. It’s apparently not uncommon
MrGrundy
That....that is terrifying.
JarethCutestory
To legally qualify as rape, there has to be conditions under which sex with the armadillo would be ok. Rape=sex without consent.
tzxAzrael
that's sounding like the armadillo -did- give consent. yea technically it's probably bestiality, but rape isn't really the wrong word either
JarethCutestory
Aggravated animal abuse but does not meet the LEGAL definition of rape.
tzxAzrael
i mean yea... but i don't think the average person really cares about the "strict legal definition" here.
JarethCutestory
No one ever does.