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N7Drake
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I also feel seen. Covid sucks.
Lampmonster
My dog will be laying by me on the couch and reach out a paw just to touch me and then dozes off.
monkeyboy396
Their eyes are touching ?
GodEmperorOfImgur
It's called "eye contact"
MrWizzzard
Her comics have been 'love is...' for years now.
MangoLassi
She has other kinds?
Greenwaxy
My love language is Esperanto.
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Made up and entirely useless outside a vanishingly small percentage of the world's population?
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
Mines space I love being in the room with my husband but unless I'm cold want a hug/kiss or sexy times please don't touch me -
PunchInTheDicker
Are you me?
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
He knows this and is fine with it
ridureyu
My love language is atonal screaming.
CoffeeDonutsAndCherryPie
I miss touch
practicaljester
Is it bad I kinda hate the sticky sweetness of these comics?
textilelover
No, everybody has their own taste. So long as they are allowed to enjoy what they like without snark, all good.
digitiliad
My love language is snark.
practicaljester
Mine too
WhyDidISignUpForThis
My love language is not saying anything when I unclog the toilet after her monstrous shits.
NoClueII
teach her to flush between bombing runs.
PancakeQueeen
My love language is... pancakes! ??
atomicsockmonkey
Back scritchies. I am the champ at finding the scritchy spot.
incubisexual
meskarune
My love language is fucking
uchihaTaker
Stab stab
Circe007
Wish them the best
FFBnuuyBoi
forsale90
As someone who took 29 yrs to find his first girlfriend: Hang in there he/she is out there, you might just have to look in different places.
Circe007
TNX pal
admiralcrackbar
It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?
Steakface
What
eronth
Woah what now?
Phatman113
Quote from a movie... Blade runner I think
admiralcrackbar
Which that gif is taken from.
thefatlonelyjew
if it makes you feel better, you probably don't look as cool being lonely as the guy in the gif does
Circe007
Mithi
Th Gaff in the gif.
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
Well, the guy in the gif is Edward James Olmos, so that's setting the bar pretty high.
letsomster
Jacob james olmos?
CCHTweaked
Its the ceiling. that's where the ceiling lives, with Ed.
Shamorza
I express my love language through debate. Hate to brag but I am a master debater.
brianthefly
Spaz125
Lookit Master 8 over here
theguywiththevoice
/a/u9XCyLl Nice.
thornofnight
And I am a cunning linguist.
Cthulhukitten
Masterbater
theguywiththevoice
I need a Catana in my life.
RuBisCO1
No you don't, you need only your self.
theguywiththevoice
I can't hug me. I need many hugs and casual touches of affection
RuBisCO1
Get a pet.
theguywiththevoice
I have cats, and they are wonderful. They still do not replace the need for human touch.
RuBisCO1
oH I see what you mean, ok then get a sex toy.
PraiseThePook
This touched me.
Nerubin
Literally watched a vid yesterday about love languages. Fuck me creepy ass coincidence.
MoxSquirrel
Most people actually have two love languages, how we show love (usually how our parents showed us love) and how we want to be loved 1/2
MoxSquirrel
(Usually how our parents least showed love). 2/2
thoushaltnotpass
My gf's love language was pretending buying me a t-shirt once in a while makes up for months of no sex. I also choose that guy's wife.
FuckYouAndFuckYourHappiness
My username is relevant.
Speedmetal05
I call them "Love Taps"
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
My love language is making the bed before going to bed and folding down the sheet on my wife's side in a little triangle
TOKYK
Acts of service
totesamaze
Acts of service
Geek13
Just so she can get in, throw her foot out the side, grab the sheet only and yank it up leaving the comforter in a heap at the bottom.
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Jokesterwild
I empty the dishwasher in the morning before going to work.
apt311
When I get home from work. I usually beat her home by 10-15 minutes.
Ifigurativelycanteven
HERO.
BigBadTCO
I lie on my wifes side to warm it up a bit for her before rolling over to my nicely chilled side.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
You could probably keep the farts to yourself though.
gamlingcs
All or nothing.
raygunCharles
@trumpypumpyinyourrumpy is a sweetie pie
thesved
I love this...how sweet.
Junktrunkjunkie
Mine is imagining what life together would be like. Then not pursuing them because even in my imagination thier better off with someone else
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Ouch.
railgap
this seems to have changed some recently
ItIsThatGuyOverThere
How so?
AMBM2
My love language is really bizarre kinks. The more bizarre the kink the better
Lonestar8808
That could either be "quality time" or "acts of service". Also, saying, "You SLUT" in certain D/s roleplay is "words of encouragement,.
AMBM2
True dat
Richter12x2
Eye jizz is no laughing matter.
AMBM2
Unless the sub is ordered to laugh
Tyggna
Mine is. . .
Tyggna
just. . .
Tyggna
quality time
Tyggna
Thanks for showing me some love ^.^
ItIsThatGuyOverThere
missymischief13
Sent this to my bf today. Due to covid we haven’t been together since January 7th last year ... I miss him!!!
idontenglishsorry
well that is one hell of a sacrifice, thanks
yourlilemogirl
Haven't seen my hubby since our wedding in Feb 2020 just before the world ended :(
knowmynameyoudonot9000
What? Details please.
Veraatje01
Damn, I thought I was hardcore with our last meeting in May.
Boatsntoes
Damn... I loose my mind if I go a month without sex.
Override9636
Have you tried tightening it up?
MangoLassi
I am also confused and would like to know more.
missymischief13
I’m in Australia he’s in the US.. our international borders got locked down a few days before I was due to head back out to see him smh
cookiedough132
Oh man. Mine is in NZ and I'm in US. Haven't seen him since March 23 last year. It's so tough. PM me if you have good tips/complain
missymischief13
Alzeido
Try out a website called Tutturu.tv, you can watch things in sync with eachother :)
UselessIgnacio
I've been doing this with old friends and girl friends this year since I traveled for work this year.
Illithidbane
Hulu just added the feature too, I think.
Alzeido
Tutturu isn't limited to one though, you can use hulu netflix and whatever for your viewing pleasure
Illithidbane
Neat. Thanks for the information, internet stranger.
IamNotAshamed
travel restrictions?
missymischief13
Yup
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Check if there are exemptions for long distance relationships in place, I'm in the same boat but can still see my gf
missymischief13
There are but they make it almost impossible to get one
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
My experience travelling from the eu to the UK was they don't ask questions at the airport they assume you have a reason for travelling
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Though not as much as I'd like to cus of the mandatory quarantine requirements forcing me to take at least 2 weeks off of work everytime
lafeye
*hug* we'll all make it through and you'll get to snuggle him all the time again!
missymischief13
trigonman3
"snuggle"
missymischief13
Among other things
PenisFacts
His wife won't let him leave the house ?
DistortionWorldGod
Stay in your lane, penis boy.
PenisFacts
I'm a penis man ??
missymischief13
PenisFacts
Sorry I couldn't resist ? wishing you a speedy reunion!
missymischief13
All good and thankyou ❤️