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Jul 22, 2018 2:30 PM
thegreatconundrum
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mburicao
Looks like and old chap meme dump Monday were it's still Sunday most part of the world..
Kanyes
#5 is clearly a lecture smfh dude
WizardHarryDresden
#1 Jesus that's some Facebook garbage
HoldOnToYourGifs
I'm 6'2" so sometimes short people ask me to get them something from the top shelf. Makes me feel good to help.
SteveD31415
#1 For these situations, only Tall Husband (TM) or BF will do.
TurtIeproof
As a tall guy, don't sweat it lil' beau, it's cute that you fit under my chin when we slow dance.
IAmFeatherWeightHearMeRoar23
Monday? It's not even noon here!
krauraurgg
Time zones are weird. There are more than 24 of them, so it can be Saturday in one place and Monday in another.
InoffensivePablum
So I’m at the grocery store and this woman says, “sir, could you get that down for me.” And so I look up at her and say, “Ma’am...
Cravanicus
She gave ya the ‘ol razzlevajazzle, eh?
neoritter
#3 Does that robot model know how to laugh? I though it just made cackling noises and said hip phrases.
Comet260
That robot should be banned from ever running again. No this is not about the damn emails. She's just....terrible.
DetectiveSloth
#1 Is it so hard to ask someone taller to get it for you?
sparrowsgirl
Depends how many aisles I have to go searching for someone and how prideful I'm feeling. Sometimes I use another item to tip what I want off
SaItamontes
#18 @sarah
koopaya
This becomes a harmless meme if the person who died was an Imgurian
confinedinyourmind
Her reaction
seeker74indahoose
Short people will understand that being short means not being able to reach things that are out of your reach. Genius, pure genius........
wlfman
"pictures short people will understand" - I think everyone understands that one...I think they wanted "...will relate to..."
llGreenll
I don't get the equalizer meme
iynque
I work in a warehouse and I see #1 all the time. They’re not allowed to do it, and I (6’4”) am not allowed to help. They have to reach up…
iynque
…and pull each item off the shelf, look at it, and try again until they find the right one. Or go grab a step stool, but that takes too long
FancyPantlessTeaParties
What's happening in #1, I don't understand!
SomeDetroitGuy
#2 - other than the vomit eating part, that's how I try to go about my day.
B0nerjams03
This is why you aren't happy. You need to commit and start eating your own vomit
illrateyourtitle
well you practically already ate your vomit...its already inside you.
VeraTheWraith
#1 has always pissed me off because both of those girls can reach the shelf they want from the ground if they wanted to. But no, instead >>
Mercenarity
Maybe the 2nd, but the 1st one is rooting around for an item in the back. Better idea to ask for help than risk collapsing the shelf though.
VeraTheWraith
>> they need to have their fucking heads above the item they're wanting to grab for some reason? Fuck them.
UnrealPie
Im 6'4" tall helping these girls (usually older ladies) make me feel like a supermarket super hero. lol
DoctorDudeBruh
HAha... I do it too.
Talligan
Girls semi-regularly ask me to get stuff from the top shelf for them. They're usually old ladies, but still. Makes me feel very handsome
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
I've had to ask strangers in stores to reach things for me. Thanks for being tall. I appreciate your service *bus driver clap*
sorcerersorphan
"Can you reach that top shelf?" "Yes, I can" (Walks away)
ManicHispanicAttack
Fyffer
I hate number 1. Ask for help instead of damaging the goddamn shelving. They aren't meant to hold that much weight in such a small spot.
vonbadass
Yes! The world is not your ladder! Stop breeding short people.
Cowfister
#1 I would help either of them with things on the top shelf. But then again, I would help any woman.
Pokegeologist
Brother, noooo!
Robvp
Broootheeeeeer
steviedrawsdinos
#1 If I know anything about bitches that climb on shelves, those bitches gon' fall.
YouBeTrollin
#1 looks like a great way to pay for a bunch of ruined products.
Whabert
Please ask a worker to help with items you cant reach instead of damaging the shelves or risking self injury.
LukeSiwikDesign
thank you for #13 I finally have a response to whenever my wife says "but it's marked down from $500"
Hellboy86
Mine doesn’t understand this logic either. She’s like ‘but it’s worth 100’....it obviously isn’t, because no one is willing to pay that
ohms
I thought that was a mobile ad
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Had this discussion before with ex. "It WAS $100 now only $20!" I google it and its $20 everywhere else and has been.
Knazoo
My mom's always been like this, she's also a horder of useless junk and it was difficult growing up. :'(
Knazoo
Cause obviously we needed all Betty crocker cookware but not the ingredients to put in them.
TashaYar
Cheap goods < quality goods marked down to a cheap price.
questioning1my1own1thoughts
Yep
Hwy61B
Mine is always "But I saved $200!" Yeah...bu spending $300? Not quite how saving works.
koopaya
And the retailer still makes a great profit.
ZanarkandAbes
"but if you buy 3 more you save 2.00" yeah, but then I spend 8.00 more than budgeted for something we don't need 3 of.
krauraurgg
Just ask why they don't buy a hundred if the savings are so good. If they buy enough, they might save up to a new car!
labyrinthconvention
like, you're going to text her a meme every time she says Macy's has a sale? That's like 5 times a week.
docsage
#6 in my experience: Jim: 2+2=3, Me: While I respect your opinion and value your input in this discussion, I believe the answer should be 4
docsage
5 more people reply to inform me I'm rude, incorrect, and elitist. Only 1 responds that agrees with my correction. College!
Davidnfilms
#1, Pictures only darwin award winners will understand.
tantallous
darwin award winners aren't likely to be understanding anything right now though...
Razblaze
Careful about what shelves you step. Depending on the weight of the items. Those shelves will buckle w/ another 100+ pounds added.
Pokegeologist
Liability intensifies.
KatieVick
Aw fuck.... is it really Monday already?
littlelessanonymous
Also in USA
somethingawesomeandgreat
Sunday still in europe atleast
littlegingerone
In new Zealand it is
haveueverwentfast
Fucking love New Zealand
hearthstoneaccount3
It's been Monday for 8 hours mate...
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
Found the Australian
hearthstoneaccount3
actually UK and work in America, I just conference call with New Zealanders a lot
ICantFindTheRightUsername
Not where I am
hearthstoneaccount3
Maybe move to a real country then