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Btw we are out of tape and I think she is going to be mad. I will update when she returns.
FP Edit: Obligatory request for Nudes. Also if you could visit my wife's etsy store we are out of tape and we need some money to buy more. https://www.etsy.com/shop/aBlunderbussceramics?ref=hdr_shop_menu
AlBundysLoveChild
If she didn't tape his ass to the wall...we will do it
whitepine71
That tape is crazy expensive. You can just use regular colored masking tape and not pay out your ass for it.
aWildHodorAppears
@3m this man needs tape to live!
BlandNotBoring
God help you if it pulls up even a drops worth of paint....
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
Prepare the couch
redflamegreen
If we dont hear from you in 24 hours ill call the police to report a murder
WeirdStealth
You should go buy a few more rolls of painter's tape and then do that again but saying "Got more tape!"
chiefchaka
wrennnn
CasualWaterboarding
Nah, brah, looks like you still got half a roll.
drolic
LordofDecay
Go get more tape and spell out "I BOUGHT MORE TAPE ---->"
zFUBARz
For the love of god buy a level and fix those pictures while you're at the hardware store.
hardou84
Wow that shit is like $20 a roll
thehealingpiss
definition of passive aggression
Brownself
there is half a roll hanging there!!?!!
iamthugnasty
I'm confused. How are you out of tape when the roll seems to be more than half full at least?
ClandestineIntestine
This is totally gonna be you later...
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TheSevvy
That seems... dangerous.
ElCptOso
@OP
ILiveInStateParks
Also @OP.. be prepared for the worst
iamthisguy247
What do you think she'll kill him for? Using up all the tape or requesting nudes?
ElCptOso
Pfft probably both.
cvtthekid
It looks like a clue a serial killer would leave
thingsthatmakeyougommm
Take advice from Scar: "Run away! Run away and never return!"
TwoStepsFromHell
[OP returns to kill his uncle and take his rightful place as king]
Callipygous87
Nigga, you cray? That shits like 9 bucks a roll.
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Closer to 3.50
JiveTian
breeheehinnybrinny
As a wife, he ded.
ProfSpoonerism
As a husband, me ded.
aPrideofLions
now kith
iamjeevesAMA
ded af
UnbelievablyAverage
Dead for hanging up the tape, or for ASKING FOR NUDES WHEN HE HAS A WIFE
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Wife was the one who said I should ask for them. If you have an SO that does otherwise. I feel sorry for you son.
ImpossiblyStrangeStranger
So she returned and we have no update..
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ProfSpoonerism
That's a little too specific for it not to be!
breeheehinnybrinny
yup
LuckyOverlord
Your picture is crooked
diddlyboobop
They all look crooked to me!
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Fuck it is.
pistachiomoustache
They're all crooked.
PineapplesAndButtholes
But there's still plenty of tape on that roll
ensignricky71
Make a bunch more arrows with what's left...but leave one layer on the roll.
zahnizzle
@OP maybe not wise to ask for nudes and link your wife's etsy in one
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Yeah. I didn't get any nudes.
AmCow
Has wife...already in danger...asks for nudes...●_●
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
She the one that wants to see the boobies. So far though I have gotten none.
gimme
Thought the same thing!
Highlights333
As a married man, I would also ask for nudes. Would probably show my wife...
kissmyfart
Fuck etsy
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Fuck you? Why do you hate Etsy?
kissmyfart
Fuck me? I can hate whatever I want to hate, so fuck etsy
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Well with that logic of fucking. How hot is your mom?
kissmyfart
Can you like not be a fuck wit mate?
AnnaNimitee
RIP in peace, OP. Also, #teamtape
Topstar
Like he already RIPped the tape in pieces Heyooo
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
#teamtape
zencronix
So you good she didnt skin you...
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
It just means she hasn't gotten home yet
attractivenuisances
Team toaster
BlueBerryElephant
#PapaJohn'sPizza
ireadyouremailz
this is what a good relationship looks like.
StuckInBetweeen
One where the husband asks a bunch of strangers for nudes.
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Don't worry I will share the nudes with her. This is what a great relationship is. Settle for no less.
LucifersNewGroove
Every relationship is different. This would not be ok in mine (we're both super jealous ppl) Just as long as both/all people in the /1
LucifersNewGroove
Relationship are happy, that's all that matters! You do you. /2
ireadyouremailz
I miss the olden days where a frontpage post would be downvoted into oblivion for a FP edit.
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Me too. Ask for nudes at the start right.