My Wifey couldn't find the painters tape today.

Dec 16, 2016 2:00 AM

Btw we are out of tape and I think she is going to be mad. I will update when she returns.

FP Edit: Obligatory request for Nudes. Also if you could visit my wife's etsy store we are out of tape and we need some money to buy more. https://www.etsy.com/shop/aBlunderbussceramics?ref=hdr_shop_menu

If she didn't tape his ass to the wall...we will do it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tape is crazy expensive. You can just use regular colored masking tape and not pay out your ass for it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@3m this man needs tape to live!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God help you if it pulls up even a drops worth of paint....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prepare the couch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If we dont hear from you in 24 hours ill call the police to report a murder

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should go buy a few more rolls of painter's tape and then do that again but saying "Got more tape!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, brah, looks like you still got half a roll.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go get more tape and spell out "I BOUGHT MORE TAPE ---->"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the love of god buy a level and fix those pictures while you're at the hardware store.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow that shit is like $20 a roll

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

definition of passive aggression

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there is half a roll hanging there!!?!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused. How are you out of tape when the roll seems to be more than half full at least?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is totally gonna be you later... v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That seems... dangerous.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@OP

9 years ago | Likes 348 Dislikes 0

Also @OP.. be prepared for the worst

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

What do you think she'll kill him for? Using up all the tape or requesting nudes?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pfft probably both.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It looks like a clue a serial killer would leave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take advice from Scar: "Run away! Run away and never return!"

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

[OP returns to kill his uncle and take his rightful place as king]

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nigga, you cray? That shits like 9 bucks a roll.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Closer to 3.50

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

As a wife, he ded.

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 4

As a husband, me ded.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

now kith

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ded af

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dead for hanging up the tape, or for ASKING FOR NUDES WHEN HE HAS A WIFE

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wife was the one who said I should ask for them. If you have an SO that does otherwise. I feel sorry for you son.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

So she returned and we have no update..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 11, 2021 1:18 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's a little too specific for it not to be!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your picture is crooked

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They all look crooked to me!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck it is.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They're all crooked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But there's still plenty of tape on that roll

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Make a bunch more arrows with what's left...but leave one layer on the roll.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP maybe not wise to ask for nudes and link your wife's etsy in one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I didn't get any nudes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Has wife...already in danger...asks for nudes...●_●

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

She the one that wants to see the boobies. So far though I have gotten none.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Thought the same thing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a married man, I would also ask for nudes. Would probably show my wife...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck etsy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fuck you? Why do you hate Etsy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck me? I can hate whatever I want to hate, so fuck etsy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well with that logic of fucking. How hot is your mom?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can you like not be a fuck wit mate?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP in peace, OP. Also, #teamtape

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 4

Like he already RIPped the tape in pieces Heyooo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#teamtape

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

So you good she didnt skin you...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It just means she hasn't gotten home yet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Team toaster

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#PapaJohn'sPizza

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is what a good relationship looks like.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

One where the husband asks a bunch of strangers for nudes.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don't worry I will share the nudes with her. This is what a great relationship is. Settle for no less.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Every relationship is different. This would not be ok in mine (we're both super jealous ppl) Just as long as both/all people in the /1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Relationship are happy, that's all that matters! You do you. /2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I miss the olden days where a frontpage post would be downvoted into oblivion for a FP edit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. Ask for nudes at the start right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1