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Sep 13, 2020 8:24 PM
jlriosJumper
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jackaleelee
JiminySniket
Jesus Christ that’s a lotta damage
myproudburner
I had a gf that required I fill used condoms with water to demonstrate there was no leakage. The things we do to bone.
Sehak5
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
SadkiKittenMonster
This is rape imo
GullahGullahIslander
Keep your friends close...
JifLover
So I assume she suspects the husband because she found the condoms, correct?
Jadedandannoyed
Jokes on you. Only anal for the outside woman.
IFoldlyGo
Or oral, to make sure he is emptied
J3lek
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
what did the thought bubble say before the obvious ms-paint edit?
tarataqa
This is why I only do the butt sex.
donutsarebest
jjw9
LOL ...
Clemfaust
Ok boomer
jlriosJumper
Lol,that gets so old
thelastboomer
No worry, you can follow me around and post that on everything I comment or post.
mklein77
Xinks
nebuchadnezzarispooping
Yesthisisathrowawayprofile
I’d watch this one.
MericanFunkYeah
IraqiWalker
I never thought anything would top the Sasha grey pic, but now I see I am wrong. Adding both to my collection.
scojbo
I'd be pissy too if my friend committed sexual assault to get back at someone for cheating.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
That's how I first read this. I'm just too pure!
scojbo
Frankly it's a better take than what seems to be the mass consensus. You're just not getting off on your own righteous anger.
thevortexmaster
Married and uses condoms? I guess there's situations that call for it
birnamredux
Sometimes women change birth control medications because of periods, convenience, or other reasons. A “belt and suspenders” approach is best
birnamredux
during the transition, unless you want a kiddo.
thevortexmaster
Yup, definitely. My wife went off when we decided to have a kid then never went back on it. I just pulled out hahaha then got a vasectomy
shyasen
I have poked holes in condoms I have used with the wife(she was in on the experiment) and they broke very easily everytime, knew right away.
SexyKangaroo
BeesNeedKnees
So if a condom ever breaks on me, it was murder?
SithElephant
I expect a hot needle may burn rather than tear a hole.
Cheechamarie
But then you'd see the burn mark in the condom
rtgensler11
Does anyone really inspect them in the moment?
Cheechamarie
Nobody gives a f! They're getting some!
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I mean I've poked a hole in the tip where you're supposed to leave a bit of space anyway, and it didn't tear. Still came through it.
LocalZoophile
Huh. I filled up a condom with water, as one would a water ballon, and bit a hole through the tip. Didn't pop. It was a melon-sized ballon.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
No but if you tried to shove a cucumber through the little hole, it wouldn't seem so little anymore.
Gremlynn4023
This is also true when taken fully out of context!
LocalZoophile
True, true. Hmmm... time to replicate an experiment
b0Bm3h
That username and that comment train, you know what, turn my head, mind my bidness.
LocalZoophile
Or you could be nosy and ask questions, and I'd probably answer them! Up to you.
bigk001
umm, you’re supposed to say that you’re too big for a condom... ...kids today...
LocalZoophile
Kids with big dicks are coming unprepared? Bring your own XXL condoms!
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bigk001
lol actually, i won't say i'm super huge, but i am much larger than average, which is shocking to me
SymphonicTuba
considering i can get my whole arm in a condom i don't know who's falling for that
ColonelCasual
All jokes aside it is important to get a proper fitting condom. A poor fit increases the chance of condom failure quite a bit.
bigk001
i can promise you that my hand won't get pregnant, or any STD
ColonelCasual
Sure, sure. Just don't expect a condom to keep you clean when you're elbow deep. They do make gloves for that though...
zdriver984
Your wife makes you wear condoms? Thats nuts, She doesn't make me.
viceroy507
https://i.imgur.com/himZD0M
doobiedoobop
Legit LOLed +1
ToastDNA
She makes me wear them on my balls.... is that weird?
TheRealFireFrenzy
Well she is a bit of a floozy
NotACanadian
Oh that took me a bit
lynxBeast
The implications
Gobjin
DrKriegersClone
I also choose this guy's wife.
DakotaWolf
I choose the wife of the guy choosing this guys wife?
VaultGirl69
I hope this joke never dies.
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Unlike that guys wife
rexmundi381931415
I used this joke not long ago and got downvoted to hell. In all fairness it was very poor timing.
zdriver984
I dont think it can have poor timing. It was forged in the fire of the worst possible timing.
rexmundi381931415
Dudes wife was roofied and almost gangbanged. It was from a post about a month ago.
sposuswf1
Wait. I though poking holes was to just let the sperm through the hole, not start a rio so it broke. Have I been wrong this whole time?
somnif
Condoms are very thin, so any break at all (even from a sharp needle) quickly spreads under force.
iNogle
It is, commenter is saying that the victim would know pretty quickly something was wrong
sposuswf1
I was thinking woman on lady said she poked holes in the condom and the “friend” on right is the once F’ing her husband
sposuswf1
Was doing it obviously without her knowledge and didn’t like hearing there where holes poked. Much funnier without explanation. ?
whatpassesforclever
That’s what he was testing, so according to him, even a tiny hole ends up causing it to tear apart.
secretdpp
I missed it once, but 2 hits of Ecstasy and a few joints and one isn't tbe most observant
idklolwut12
secretdpp
Best time was like 20 smoked grams and a big ziploc of shrooms. And several bottles of makers mark, Jose and captain Morgan 3 days later
Waldbern
The implication is delicious.
TheLesserHalf
It's the implication...
whatpassesforclever
I’ve been watching too much true crime tv. If the sidechick gets preggo, one of them will certainly murder one of the others.
scojbo
What I got out of this was poking-holes-in-condoms is a worse thing to do than cheating, to which I agree.
shamalamaderp
It’s the implication...
Waldbern
Indeed.
Trelis
It's the whole joke....
screwdriverone
But, they're in a park, not on a boat???
motheroficicles
The word implication is delicious
Kube420
Lol she doesn't want to get preggo
Waldbern
Be a cheating sloot you win the prize.
tantallous
she's not cheating tho. he is.
Waldbern
She is having an affair with a married man. She knows the wife. She a Ho.
Aelok
People don't think it be like it is, but it do.