swimming lessons

Oct 11, 2018 3:34 PM

HotCoffee9520

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Swimming lessons

https://youtu.be/izaK1KugQlI

I want a raccoon for a friend.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You said there’d be no logic in stinging me. Why did you?” “Its not about logic,” the drowning scorpion replied. “It’s just my character.”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that's what Rocket has been up to since Infinity War, huh?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody was surfiiiiin', surfin' AKC

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pleases me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this. You made my day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

did the dog just noticed that the racoon paniced in the water and jump in to save him?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

“It’s on my back, isn’t it?! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff “- Dog.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seriously, where is everyone getting pet raccoons??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deer heavens they've learned to use dogs as tiny horses! Planet of the Trash Panda hath begun...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coonhound

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chocolate labs.. just the best♥️♥️♥️♥️

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is hotcoffee the only one who posts viral stuff on imgur?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Magic

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your cat has autism

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

That's cute, have an upvote

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Racoons have a similar brain activity to humans, making them smarter than most animals.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I Love this!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a fuckn raccoon!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raccoons look like they'd make the best companions, if it werent for all that rabies..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats one hairy motorboat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED! - Sir Trash Panda

7 years ago | Likes 439 Dislikes 3

Ambrosius!!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like how you can tell that was his plan from the beginning. Smart little shits.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am the other trash panda

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'll get your knighthood! Keep trying!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t raccoons drown dogs by doing this

7 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 5

yes absolute huge problem in dog community

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahaHA time to introduce that rattling trashcan to a 12 gauge

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

They definitely can if they want to.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you are referring to dingos.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, yes we do. Only on Wednesdays though

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wild ones will try to hold their heads under water and scratch out their eyes. But this seems harmless. Ha

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

Sauce?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No. They don’t. Where did you hear that? Is this like cats steal the breath of babies?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was pregnant my husband's Grandma said we had to get rid of my two cats who at the time were age 15 and 8 for this reason. NOPE.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leading them to the nearest pool and then using a confidence trick to lure them in?

7 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 0

and then after 3 years of friendship

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is how hunting dogs get drowned, yes. Racoon's are great swimmers and can out paddle the dog. If it gets on them they can be drown.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’ll be hard pressed to find any Labrador Retriever that can’t out swim a raccoon. My lab fetches rocks from the bottom that he drops in

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Some breeds could be faster in the water for sure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not once or twice, but for 7 hours straight every day. Gets depressed if he can’t play in the pool...even if he’s by himself

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kangaroos drown dogs if that’s what you’re thinking. But they put dogs in straight up head locks

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Raccoons do too. Raised a few rescues and one tried to choke out my sister's Chihuahua and would climb on my mastiffs back and choke hold.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I’d choke out a fucking chihuahua given half a chance

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was just play fighting but it put a hurt on the poor Chihuahua.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You guys should establish a safe word.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0