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FP EDIT: I don't want boobs or nudes. All I want is for you to sign up this email (spammedaddy197@gmail.com) for whatever you want. Its an email I made to see what the internet would do if I gave them an email to go nuts with. PS: if you DM me telling me to accept an email confirmation about what you signed me up for I will!
TheRealArmor
"But mawhk my words, I wiw fucking find it."
Rogwell
What is this sly old dude up to?
Skornish
Honestly reminds me of Eric Andre. No idea how he never got banned from subway.
bigb340
God. I love clickhole.
happykamper
Don't try Frankston line, you'll l have no hope of getting to ban point.
Lurch1911
Everything in Australia is poisonous/venomous & people still live there, if he finds their breaking point the whole island will implode.
Marxthird
DirtyBirdie
You're now on neopets. enjoy.
ThePuddle
You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident
GabrielCornejo
Am I the only one that thinks Michael Caine's eyelids look like clamshells?
BLAZMAN
Password to email?
thisguyonline1988
This is why he is one of my heroes.
Reebus
Nattodesu
I genuinely don't think we have a banning point. We barely even ask people to get off the train in a stabbing on some lines.
matmunn14
GoodChange
Has anyone seen my cocaine? It was around here somewhere
DarthVaderYouHater
If you say "My Cocaine" out loud then you sound like Michael Cane saying Michael Cane in his British accent.
buttpunch13
No one sends boobs or nudes u fucking idiot
Wadef4
I didn't ask for them. I just mentioned it because that's what everyone requests
petarsaur
This is horrifying considering i have seen a man literally shit on public transit without repercussion...
jump4jesus
If you see an empty car during rush hour, it's empty for a reason
Myowngrampa
Gross lol but clickhole is like the onion, not necessarily true but hilarious
HughGReckshen
What form of public transport?
petarsaur
Skytrain in Vancouver. The line that goes to the "bad" part of town.
annoyedineedausername
Was it the Airport Shittle?
annoyedineedausername
Before you ask, no I'm not proud of my self for that awful joke.
ROBOTvsMAN
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Pull my finger...
i730james
How did he get banned from public transports to begin with haha I laughed so hard at this.
goflyblind
https://i.imgur.com/ljaGu0E
Gianttesticlemonster
Well in my experience it's an unacceptable place to have a J. Arthur. So maybe that?
370zSteve
whysoserious420
I almost pissed myself because I read it in his voice! ????????
byeboys
Click hole puts hilarious things that aren’t true however they are pretty hilarious, like the onion
Tiro1000
Clickhole is art.
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Yeah I think they're The Onion's parody of Buzzfeed?
Ninjafromnorway
You mean Buzzfeed isn't a parody?
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
Buzzfeed kinda seems like an unitonuc parody of itself honestly
Twichie
You don't get banned from public transport in Melbourne, it breaks you to the point where you behave.
Grendelsgrundle
I’ll die before consistently touching on and off my myki card
ensensu
So, super villain repairs broken public transit because the super villan broke it too much?
Twichie
Hay I fix medical electronics for a living, my tafe teacher called me the evil genius during the apprenticeship
SL4pthePANCAKES
At least it's not Sydney
ShitFornB
You know this!
Twichie
Wife used to drive trams there, she put some passengers off the tram at empty stops and tell the other drives to not stop there
IvnWng
What's wrong with Melbourne's public transport? I've visited there a few times and I love their trams, granted I was there as a tourist...
dEXm64
Nothing is wrong. The locals moan but it's because they don't know any better.
Twichie
Wife used to drive trams there, she put the troublesome passengers off the tram at empty stops and tell the other drives to not stop there
IvnWng
Holy Shit that's brutal, but exactly how "troublesome" do they get? From my past experience ppl there are mostly very well-mannered.
Twichie
Toe nail clipping, harassing other passengers, public indecency, general being an asshole
IvnWng
Damn I'm pretty lucky then