Oct 16, 2018 7:30 AM
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whitey211
Well now I need to send a giant box to a friend with PORN all over it.
jx3000
Expect daily porn delivery a receive only one smaller box with porn and two boxes of "not PORN" ...
iWantItRightNow
Seems discrete to me.
piratejimthedagger
Thanks for the close-up.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
I mean if the store name was "Fucking Assholes" just putting porn on the box is pretty discrete .
7snowmen
Thanks for the close-up, I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.
callan308
Fucking assholes you say?
firestorm314
Ummm I can explain
fartharder
It clearly says it's not porn. I don't know how much more discreet it could be.
Phischstaebchen
VHS tapes? DVDs? Petabytes of harddrives?
Radix865
It's actually a bomb.
MaxCliffRAID1
Someone tell this person that you can get porn for free nowadays.
Ihaveafloof
Well maybe he shouldn’t have ordered Fucking Assholes and just regular ones
smashfaceawesome
Who pays for porn?!
DomZombie
Works especially well when you're sending charity items to the local church.
juansinho
porn stuff is in the brown box. the other two are just for distraction
panamjck
Great job! It fooled me
KirasDemon
It obviously says "This box is NOT PORN!" So there you go!
youreathing
https://www.blogto.com/upload/2013/03/201331-DAVID-BRONSTEIN-1.jpg
fantabuleuse10
Chéri... n’oublies pas que ma mère vient manger à la maison aujourd’hui ok ?? ?..?..
honey..... , don’t forget that my mom comes to eat at home 2day ok ? ..... ??....
SherrieK
The word is DISCREET. Discrete means something else.
SandwhichSaviour
Qp
Perturabo81
Then again, you ordered stuff from Fucking Assholes. Or was that a typo?
birthdaybaboon
that's one way to lose a customer
MyspiritanimalisJohnZoidberg
Lol, not fooled; nobody actually pays for porn
Wraithhawit
plot twist, it's drugs
wadenelson1
How to get rid of your trash in the big city.
VigorousButtstuff
And here I thought they just elected them to the office of President.
Hiynastrike
Hurray! My uranium isotopes have arrived!
What time's the game start?
LurkerOfDarkness
Better weigh it. There's never quite as much as they claim when I get my shipments.
My Feynman you have just made the comment of the day.
strudelman
It is discrete - two clearly-defined boxes. It's just not discreet.
pumly
Aaaaaand that’s the joke. Grats on getting it
beergolem
"There is a 10/10000 chance I spotted the mathematician." ~Bayesian statistician.
PotatoThunder
Found the engineer.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
I like you.
ADegenFromUpcountry
PhiIIipJFry
I fail to see how it's discrete the 2 boxes are labelled identically
spitfires2000
Could be worse. The brown box could have been labeled DILDOS.
10tacles
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
MisterMayor
This is not dildos
It's cacti.
RackhamTheRed
did page break the old one?
Paige can't have more than one dildo?
Locke108
Who orders porn?
Michealbay
Not porn*
Cecabetes
Not this guy apparently
OgedeiKhan
Those who need 4k VR porn.
ThePastmaster
Those who want the industry to survive.
thirdbb
Remote people without the interpipes.
Quaxx
I spotted the millennial kid.
Who remembers the drawer in the little table in every barbershop in America, and what was stored there.
KingLost
Everybody
gubbstrut
Maybe not so much porn as sex toys
Kenkenny82
That picture is almost as old as the internet
usersubbordercontrol
Places without good internet, or someone who wants stuff pirated
So, it's americans that buy all the porn. I'd like to thank them for that.
Zreen
Sounds like I need to start getting into the porn industry
Got a big dick, or big boobs?
Neither. I'd be a director
stoicfibre
Those willing to pay
LuffyFett
Whose willing to pay? Pay me money, I'll show you where to find porn on the internet.
swagb98623
You know.. idiots.
tsjamiefrench18
Those idiots pay my rent. You think poem just makes itself for free? Fuck off.
whitey211
Well now I need to send a giant box to a friend with PORN all over it.
jx3000
Expect daily porn delivery a receive only one smaller box with porn and two boxes of "not PORN" ...
iWantItRightNow
Seems discrete to me.
piratejimthedagger
Thanks for the close-up.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
I mean if the store name was "Fucking Assholes" just putting porn on the box is pretty discrete .
7snowmen
Thanks for the close-up, I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.
callan308
Fucking assholes you say?
firestorm314
Ummm I can explain
fartharder
It clearly says it's not porn. I don't know how much more discreet it could be.
Phischstaebchen
VHS tapes? DVDs? Petabytes of harddrives?
Radix865
It's actually a bomb.
MaxCliffRAID1
Someone tell this person that you can get porn for free nowadays.
Ihaveafloof
Well maybe he shouldn’t have ordered Fucking Assholes and just regular ones
smashfaceawesome
Who pays for porn?!
DomZombie
Works especially well when you're sending charity items to the local church.
juansinho
porn stuff is in the brown box. the other two are just for distraction
panamjck
Great job! It fooled me
KirasDemon
It obviously says "This box is NOT PORN!" So there you go!
youreathing
https://www.blogto.com/upload/2013/03/201331-DAVID-BRONSTEIN-1.jpg
fantabuleuse10
Chéri... n’oublies pas que ma mère vient manger à la maison aujourd’hui ok ?? ?..?..
fantabuleuse10
honey..... , don’t forget that my mom comes to eat at home 2day ok ? ..... ??....
SherrieK
The word is DISCREET. Discrete means something else.
SandwhichSaviour
Qp
Perturabo81
Then again, you ordered stuff from Fucking Assholes. Or was that a typo?
birthdaybaboon
that's one way to lose a customer
MyspiritanimalisJohnZoidberg
Lol, not fooled; nobody actually pays for porn
Wraithhawit
plot twist, it's drugs
wadenelson1
How to get rid of your trash in the big city.
VigorousButtstuff
And here I thought they just elected them to the office of President.
Hiynastrike
Hurray! My uranium isotopes have arrived!
wadenelson1
What time's the game start?
LurkerOfDarkness
Better weigh it. There's never quite as much as they claim when I get my shipments.
wadenelson1
My Feynman you have just made the comment of the day.
strudelman
It is discrete - two clearly-defined boxes. It's just not discreet.
pumly
Aaaaaand that’s the joke. Grats on getting it
beergolem
"There is a 10/10000 chance I spotted the mathematician." ~Bayesian statistician.
PotatoThunder
Found the engineer.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
I like you.
ADegenFromUpcountry
PhiIIipJFry
I fail to see how it's discrete the 2 boxes are labelled identically
spitfires2000
Could be worse. The brown box could have been labeled DILDOS.
10tacles
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
MisterMayor
This is not dildos
LurkerOfDarkness
It's cacti.
RackhamTheRed
did page break the old one?
LurkerOfDarkness
Paige can't have more than one dildo?
Locke108
Who orders porn?
Michealbay
Not porn*
Cecabetes
Not this guy apparently
OgedeiKhan
Those who need 4k VR porn.
ThePastmaster
Those who want the industry to survive.
thirdbb
Remote people without the interpipes.
Quaxx
I spotted the millennial kid.
wadenelson1
Who remembers the drawer in the little table in every barbershop in America, and what was stored there.
KingLost
Everybody
gubbstrut
Maybe not so much porn as sex toys
Kenkenny82
That picture is almost as old as the internet
usersubbordercontrol
Places without good internet, or someone who wants stuff pirated
LurkerOfDarkness
So, it's americans that buy all the porn. I'd like to thank them for that.
Zreen
Sounds like I need to start getting into the porn industry
LurkerOfDarkness
Got a big dick, or big boobs?
Zreen
Neither. I'd be a director
stoicfibre
Those willing to pay
LuffyFett
Whose willing to pay? Pay me money, I'll show you where to find porn on the internet.
swagb98623
You know.. idiots.
tsjamiefrench18
Those idiots pay my rent. You think poem just makes itself for free? Fuck off.