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SmoothberryBluethie
EW! Don't put your money in the same pouch as your food, you barbarians! Favourited because hella cool.
causamortis1
He posted this like a week ago. Each pic had another post linked for more info too. Neat stuff
RedClaws23
Fun fact: it is D&D Canon that kobolds can sustain themselves indefinitely with only rocks and dirt
Grimdyn
Apparently a surprisingly large amount of races ate coins.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
"custom swirls" wtf kinda shitty marketing crap is that?!
OfficialJoeBiden
You stole these from a post made a few days ago.
handbanana13
NERDS!!!!!!
serpx
That dwarf ration looks good and all, but for a young dwarf nothing beats rat-on-a-stick, rat in a bun, or the very traditional: just rat.
Clockworkdancerobot
Screw that. Where's the real Dwarven bread? The stuff you use in battle!
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
You're going to be a big hit at the next LARP meeting.
SexualPeanut
These aren't @OP. They stole them from someone else who posted this over a week ago.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Which, again, were originally made by this dude: https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/5sc2rn/gnome_trail_ration_prop_for_our_pathfinder/
kbobsky
We had a one-shot game where the players were investigating the black market import of The True Luiren Spring Cheese, a forbidden delicacy
Frost72
Damn that Half Orc meal looks amazing. I want it now!!!
VirginSurgeon
Looks like poop in the first two
cormwallace
Took me a while to realize this was all real food
BobMaster1982
Munster for most of them, really? I love cheese, but please no Munster !
GodLikeButHumble
Looks delicious as hell, although too much of those items won't keep for longer than a day or two without cool storage.
ElSuperbeasto
We ain't had nothin but maggoty bread for three stinkin days!
Cannabiscopse
YEAAAA!!!
Malensku
Why can't we 'ave some meat?
Throwaway1893
cringe
TheOne07
+1 for Drow I have the first book and it's amazing. Give me more. Aside from that how would you preserve the rations,
ElSuperbeasto
Halfling needs more food (7 meals a day and all).
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
What about second breakfast?
ElSuperbeasto
Elevenses too... I guess halflings will have a shit ton of these meal packs in their backpacks. And pockets. And in their party mates' packs
Provel
TIL lizardfolk are from Louisiana
HieronymousFlex
Actually yeah, basically.
JudgeDeadpool
I realize I am a halfing by the food i eat
welcometofuckall
American: hotdogs defrosting in the sink
Duffecyjp
There is a fucking goth rock on the last pic and to bottom right corrnor
borgelj
You have so much free time lol
IOnlyCommentWithIrony
Today I learned: I'm a half orc
SayaImgur
Same dude. That's the only one I'll really eat all of...
JJGAN
Brother!
Mattwer3
Taruc Mak Tow!!
IOnlyCommentWithIrony
I must be bottom half orc because I didn't understand that
TheyCallMeATree
isn't that the fucking avatar dragon bird
HorsemanOfWar
What no Tieflings?
Rawrzawr
To be fair tieflings don't normally have a culture of their own. They're kind of sprinkled into other ones.
AxelYamanaka
Take human rations and just draw angry eyes on everything.
EverydayIdleness
These are all delicious looking, damn
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Presentation makes the meal
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Yeah you go eat those poisonous nuts and the bone marrow femur you crazy son of a bitch
PenisShapedPoops
I don't know if I was more into hafliblngs or half-orcs but I'd make a lunch outta either daily.
spiceass9000
All except the orcs
Halfton81
I dunno man, I'm gonna have to make those stuffed habaneros. Shit sounds amazing.
spiceass9000
Ya those actually did look great
pilotperson
I love century egg but I think it was on an episode of Fear Factor, along with durian...
EverydayIdleness
I've only had one. Maybe not every ingredient in each is good, but you know, overall.
Draciusen
I'm convinced there's a genetic component to liking durian, I love it but other people say it smells like sweaty pits/foot stank.
BigGirl4u
Century egg is downright vile. I'm never one to turn down trying new things but good lord never again.
CanIGetSomeCajunFries
It tastes great in porridge
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
I have quite a strong stomach so only century eggs and Noni Fruit have made me want to expel my lunch.
PowwerOrb13
Am I the only one who thinks rations should always be hard-tack plus whatever kind of jerky you like? Stuff that stays good for months
HieronymousFlex
You'd think, but it's also crazy bland, and bad food is one of the biggest killers of morale there is.
SomethingWittyIDK
I always kind of thought of it as like Pemmican: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican
PowwerOrb13
Maybe, but it has to be soemthing that lasts on voyages far from the outskirts of civilisation.
SomethingWittyIDK
Certain recipes would "keep in perfect condition for decades" so
kanihaznaiph
Rations weren't always quite THAT basic though, aside from dead of winter u have a chance at seasonal vegetation & game
PowwerOrb13
Rations that you'd wrap would be basic I'd think, seasonal vegetation and game has to be hunted as you go, so sea rations would be basic
kanihaznaiph
Well for sea rations pickling is an option, and it's not just meat that can be dried. Salted meat maybe but requires clean water to rinse in
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
What, no lembas bread?
DickDastardly404
that's a different franchise
Superfuntime
Lembas got too mainstream. Boozy artesan travelbread is all that now.
ge0rd1eb4lls
And look... MORE lembas bread.
Horus175
I don't think these are LOTR specific.
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
Yeah, it's based on DnD. That's what they got the drow stuff from
WaggyTails
I realized this when they said "half-orc" instead of Uruk
Hinkan
Uruks are big "pure" orcs, uruk-hai are the sunresistant ones that sauruman tampered with
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
One bite can fill a grown man's stomach!
VeganFeministFlatEarther
How many did you eat?
PowwerOrb13
Three....
touchbellini
Four.
ThePerfectGif
Dragonborn: 114 cabbages, 87 wheels of cheese, 66 raw potatoes, 51 apples, 42 loaves of bread, 18 salmon, 3 daedra hearts, and a sweet roll.
ketochris
CHEESE!!!!!!
itsPixie
No that got stolen.
Diezen
Or nothing because food was bloody useless and a waste of inventory weight.
CycloneSP
yup, and so were potions. just pack a healing spell, and forget everything else XD
MaladaptedMedic
If I'm going pure 2H Orc build for legendary difficulty (2H, Heavy, Smithing) I'm not touching magicka. Waste of levels
Diezen
Who even needed healing spells, blue mountain flowers and wheat inside of your house. Hundreds of extra potions to sell to empty vendors.
SuperBobKing
I'm pretty sure you can plant ingredients to make much more expensive potions than that. I can't remember exactly what I use but IIRC...
SuperBobKing
swamp fungal pod is a good one.