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Aug 5, 2022 7:23 PM
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Srcsqwrn
#15 Oh man, I haven't watched their channel in so long! I need to find it again!
DouglasPouchOfHolding
#11 I know a wise trash heap when I see one
Rusher32
For #11 it looks like a muppet
weidermeijer
#20 What do you mean? He’s a visiting urologist.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
The first time I saw the "Om nom nom glomp" meme it was for a pic of bulbasaur, so I assumed with was a pokemon thing for a long time.
SometimesLucid
chimpmunks
JericoJones23
#15 this is suck a fucking racist post. I dont understand why it keeps popping up.
jsd1982
#2 looks like a metaphorse
CallsYouATosser
#6 Technically, in fitting with the full statement. "Blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb." Friends > Blood relations.
BigAZNMan
Downvoting because of number 15. Not funny at all
TherealNotSid
#3 My guess is that people were just casually high of their ass 24/7
ScrippyChan
#1 Honestly, I'd rather you just shut the fuck up. You don't have to be silent, but god-fucking-damn... shit's annoying as fuck.
eadanke
#30 I thought that was a centipede coming out of her nose
moustacheKin
#6 the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
LoopStricken
And other things the Internet makes you think are true.
LocoSmashley
#10 Bottom right about to go off about dia-bee-tus
weidermeijer
#11 You know that thing talks like an effing hippy, dude.
Nowunithink
You know you had me until that last one.. sorry mate you know the rules.
pinkmilkyway
beltedmomjeans
Can confirm.
ladyxreds
#22 made me laugh the most! Simple and to the point. Actually, enjoyed them all. Thanks for posting +1.
cadesama
#15 Just delete racist memes. Don't repost.
catalystparadox
seriously
voltanton
#30. Cringe
xXxX66SICKXxXx
#2 that horse looks like the last Hapsburg emperor Charles the 2nd
wellladeedaa
#3 The Gospel of Solomon has flying priests but once it was widely accepted that people can't fly they backed away from it. Looks similar
MoodyMagpie
#11 My daughter loves a book called “You’re called what?!” Tasseled wobblegog’s in line to change his name, with blue footed booby& blobfish
PenelopePepperPants
Sure. You've made up a wobblegog - that ain't a real thing. But Wobbegongs are real. There's around a dozen wobbegong shark species.
nosimpleway
Isn't Tasselated Wobbegong the lake where Garrison Kellior sets all his folksy anecdotes
macthelost
You sure that isn’t the guy that plays doctor strange?
321boom
No, I think that's the director of Thor: Ragnarök
macthelost
aifeloadawildmoss
#3 lotta funky ergot happened. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Anthony%27s_fire although 3 distinct conditions fall under the umbrella
aifeloadawildmoss
/2 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7975928/
pinkmilkyway
anjeleyezjr
Drugs. A whole lot of drugs. Amongst other things, of course.
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
#30 beej feels like railing grandma's jewelry box
fformulaa
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DnZeroes
Thank gods I'm not the only one who does this!
AimForTheLittleToe
And a fine offer it was! With my luck it's gonna be the last thing I remember on my death bed.
ShiftingPattern
If you've never received oral from someone with a tongue stud, you're missing out.
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
Yeah, probably. You offering?
ShiftingPattern
Alas, I lack the requisite hardware. ...and have some other "hardware" I'm guessing you wouldn't be thrilled about.
weidermeijer
#5 No one said Jesus made GOOD wine.
Mewlies
Um Actually, In the Wedding of Cana when then wine ran low Mary asked Jesus to get some wine for the banquet... 2/2
Mewlies
In response he told the banquet hall servants to bring him large jars of water; said a blessing and sent the jars... 2/3
Mewlies
To the banquet hall master. The Banquet Hall Master was surprised at how much better Jesus' wine was compared to the Earlier Batches. 3/3