wackywoohoopizzaman
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Jul 4, 2017 7:24 AM
wackywoohoopizzaman
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MrBananaBeak
We've been over this, title. Punchline goes at the bottom.
LIamanator
RuKosopaty
that unicorn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
imanatheistdebateme
Game Triss is better than Game Yennifer. Yennifer was a bitch.
Moxdahl
Honestly.. I fucked all the chicks i could, so i am in no position to say Triss has bad morals..
mobiusm1
I always hated Triss. I chose Shani in the first game, was disappointed Triss came back in the second as the canon choice.
damnitdan
How can you not pick Triss?
kutison
Priscilla FTW
Squidley9
I...I chose Triss in TW3
Holinyx05
ROFL the unicorn! HAHAHAHA
Behomie
#TeamYen
NutellaPancakeKing
No no no ... this is all wrong. TRIS as girl friend and Yennefer to the trash bin!
Brett50
The butcher of blaviken at his most savage.
HopeYouAreHavingAGreatDay
#teamtriss
thefiresofheaven
Aww Triss
JudgeMentaI
Stuffed sex unicorn needs a tag too
Guestmod
Geralt hates the stuffed unicorn in the books, and thinks its twisted that they have sex on it
Voitl
Dandelion didn't get shit, the fuck geralt?
FancyBanana
dandelion got multiple" get out of trouble free cards" used them all instantly
AustinAlex
He made himself a song.
shhep
By the book canon, he'd appear that with some ultimately shitty and dangerous gift that would put them both in peril.
Gayforbae
He got clahmdyia
hashbaz
Geralt's made him rich by letting him sing songs about his adventures. Plenty gift enough.
Gayforbae
I thought he was already rich because he's a noble. Vicount or something.
hashbaz
Maybe I'm not sure about that.
wackywoohoopizzaman
He's probably busy with Priscilla or something
wackywoohoopizzaman
Or maybe he's right there in the background and I'm a dumbass
OkramTheBarbarian
Made me chuckle
Zonhiver
I mean you're right tho, Priscilla is there.
LadyLucky26
I wonder if Andrzej Sapkowski ever reads comments like these made and laughs or joins in.
CatBlaster5000
MAN these comments are hostile toward Triss.
wackywoohoopizzaman
And to Yen. I'm starting to see, but not understand, the fanboy war between the two
CatBlaster5000
I did both endings. Didn't read the books. I like boobies. That's all.
PotatoFarmerInMars
Once I was done playing this game I felt a deep regret. I would never know the love Geralt had for Yen nor will I have a child like Ciri.
lynx88
Not with that attitude.
LordoftheDance
Maybe you will tho.
imanatheistdebateme
Unless you're like, 40+, or barren, those seem like correctable problems.
Colmarr
I never understand why he loves Yen. I do not like her at all.
PotatoFarmerInMars
I have read the books as well and Yen is to Geralt what loneliness is to my existence.
bart2pl
some people don't look for gentle kindness in womens, they are more into passion, and yen is very passionate woman
miserableprincess
Funny how opinions work
Colmarr
Now now sassy nanny. no need to be in such bad mood.
usersubbordercontrol
That horse will get stuck in roofs and not be useful
Voitl
Banging on the roof it is!
usersubbordercontrol
Banging the horse or them?
Voitl
Yennifer likes to fuck on top of stuffed unicorns.
utts
geralt and yen once fucked in the air above the city......
wackywoohoopizzaman
I thought that was someone else
Sorrynotsorry3
Where did I screw up in the game? Yen hates me but triss and I are a thing???
DarthReznor
Yen is a huge cunt so you did good picking triss
wackywoohoopizzaman
Kissing Triss at the garden, maybe? I'm pretty sure that kicks off the romance with Triss in the game
eykompis
No, I kissed Triss at the garden and plowed Yen later. Can't remember if I plowed Triss or not though. But ended up with Yen.
Allseeingeye1
No what you say to her when you leave the docks after freeing the mages is the trigger for triss. The last wish quest is the trigger for Yen
bart2pl
last wish quest is amazing tough
Kelroth127
+1 for Ciri's full name in the tags.
Ashpond
Idkmanmaybe
But what about the title of the lion cub of Cintra?
thecolonels
I almost downvoted because it didnt have her titles.
wackywoohoopizzaman
... I'm not perfect or anything...
Voitl
What about Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde?
wackywoohoopizzaman
I honestly forgot about that. I'm sorry, I should have put it in
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Since he's a knight obviously OP decided to go with his hard earned title rather than insult him by referring to him with just his name.
OopsImAPumpkin
I've only played W2 but I liked Triss. I thought G needed to get over Yen based on what I heard. Triss seemed like she cared about him
Dascari
Triss wants Geralt. Geralt lost his memory. Triss took advantage of this to start a relationship when she knew he loved Yen and not her.
OopsImAPumpkin
Can I ask where this happens in the series?
Dascari
Geralt lost his memory at the start of Witcher 1. During this game he re-meets Triss and canonically starts a relationship with her. 1/
Dascari
During Witcher 2, he starts to remember things like Yennifer and breaks up with Triss at the end. 2/3
Dascari
By the start of witcher 3 he remembers everything and you choose who he ends up with, Triss or Yen.
HenryNJessicaPate
I've butchered Keira down in both play throughs. 0 regrets.
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Hermando
Your ally can marry her. Not Geralt.
MadCat221
Yeah, poor Lambert needs to catch a break. Spare Kiera.
WhySoSeverusSnape
Followed this tip and she is now impaled through the body on the street... WHY MAN
broutefoin
you have to talk her out of going to Radovid and convince her to go to Kaer Morhen
WhySoSeverusSnape
Why would i want her there tho...
broutefoin
So that she helps with the wild hunt later on, if you want her to live, that's your only play, otherwise, you or Radovid kills her
palest1na
You have to convince her to go to Kaer Morhen to avoid that
WhySoSeverusSnape
Then it's okay, rather she dead then messing around in my house.
HawasKaPujari
So every chick in the game wants to bone Geralt of Rivia?
TheBritfag
The mary sue of male protagonists.
HawasKaPujari
I donno man, he is a stud!
pancakeisi
Nooo hes not a males mary sue. If you read the books
mobiusm1
in the first game there's actually a card collecting minigame for boning every girl in the game
HawasKaPujari
Is that Gwent?
mobiusm1
No, just a bang-chick-get-card game. First game had dice as a playable minigame.
HawasKaPujari
so I thought.
deathbat428
I personally didn't like the extra context you needed to like Yen. Given their personality but not their history my friends picked Triss.
WhySoSeverusSnape
I simply don't date bitches. Triss all the way!
deathbat428
She reminded me much too much of an ex of mine. A long history with a bright flame that always scorched us both once we tried to settle in.
deathbat428
We could find moments of solace but we would always find a way to fight. Caring about somethings too much and conflicting. Triss however...
deathbat428
She might've done something shitty in the past but I find it interesting that the player is given the option to forgive her, years later
deathbat428
After they've split and he goes on to find out which past is the truth. Given that I can't stand someone who treats me as such that it will
deathbat428
Only be good if it benefits them... I'm happier that I was given a choice instead of having either forced on me. I choose the least power
DeadnCold
Poor Triss.
WhySoSeverusSnape
In my game they are happy ever after. She's fine.
AustinAlex
Nah fuck that. She hugely took advantage of him.
Azukare
Nah brah, Shani is mah waifu
LegendaryFishCleric
who the fuck goes for Shani c'mon dude shes vanilla af
Azukare
She wanted a family, you monster! ;(
LegendaryFishCleric
Geralt can't have kids tho
Azukare
Thats why she/they stole one
jamil1234567891
Yeah haha. I was such a dick to poor triss.
wackywoohoopizzaman
Meh, she was thirsty enough as it is, lusting after Geralt. He offered a solution to her thirst, it seems
Rez994
Yen and geralt loved each other only because yen made a wish to a djin
wackywoohoopizzaman
And then had that wish reversed by another djinn, and nothing changed between them, they still love each other just as much
Rez994
i guess they made it that way so that you are free to choose whoever you want storywise , what an amazing game
Rez994
yes i remember now if you choose triss it means they loved each other only because of magic
MrBananaBeak
Triss for life. Nice not to be fighting all the time.
miserableprincess
I don't like how they interact or Yen's personality (just my opinion man) but they don't fight, its just banter.
MrBananaBeak
https://youtu.be/Aybi2iWafgM
MrBananaBeak
He literally talks about them fighting.
utts
yen and geralt dont realy fight and when it comes to triss: she used potion to make geralt sleep with her (he was with yen and she wanted d)
MrBananaBeak
https://youtu.be/Aybi2iWafgM
utts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_kdNvQdinw
MrBananaBeak
Boy do I not care enough to watch that.
captjackvane
Right. Triss had to "force" Geralt to do her. A red head with great boobs. What was in the potion? Water?
MrBananaBeak
1. Yes they do. Geralt even talks about that if you chose Triss over Yen in 3. 2. I'll look past it. She's a sorceress, after all.
NyQuilDaydream
I like their "fights" it's more realistic than being all love and butterflies all the time!
MrBananaBeak
My marriage of 6 years is love and butterflies all day every day.
bart2pl
between yen and geralt are true emotions, while what triss seems to experiencing is just puppy love
MrBananaBeak
Some of those true emotions are spite and anger.
bart2pl
that doesn't mean there is no love and passion there as well, yen cares for geralt, while triss seems to just want to fuck , and have
bart2pl
mysterious philosopher-warrior as boyfriend
SickLikeMe187
Triss > Yennifer all day and twice on Sundays
utts
1) she met geralt through yen (she was/is her friend) and coz she was kinda jelous used potion to sleep with her
LostLocust
Books are one thing, the games another.
utts
game happen after books and witcher 3 is kinda continuation to story from books
LostLocust
Doesn't matter, both sorceresses are portrayed differently than in the books. Personally I struggled to like Yen at all.
utts
him* (geralt)
utts
2) while yen was beeing tortured to save (simplification) geralt and ciri triss was ploting with fillipa
utts
3) she used geralts amnesia to get the D and lied to him about his past to hide his relation with yen
utts
she was alweys this "good" girl using him while yen was honest with geralt (and even tho they fought geralt and yen alweys got togather)