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No special occasion should be necessary for us to be grateful for the relationship the US and UK share. Very few nations throughout all of history have been able to achieve this level of support, camaraderie and friendship. I just want to take a moment to salute you cheeky bastards across the pond in the UK.
nonamejanie
As a US citizen who visits you often, my family loves you lots!
MFDork
Sorry both of our branches of government are currently ill with a bad case of being retarded.
Friendo2
Cheers ???? you fellow English speaking bastards
Memongo808
2 peoples separated by a common language
TupacAintDead
All I see are two glasses of wine floating in mid air. What’s going on?
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
yourdadisbald
ArmedWithANapkin
*when people on the internet have better diplomacy and commradery than POTUS* +1
mazdaspeedmiata
Truer words were never spoken!
SayUntoThee123
You’re all cunts! -Aussie, probably
ByronicFool
Schrodinger's cunt, in that it may be meant critically or affectionately.
EmperorJuliusCaesar
Jolly co-operation
EtherealRune
\o/
Picklecannon
As a Brit who just spent three weeks in the USA, you guys are awesome. Great food, funny people and superb ale. We are brothers. Simple.
EtherealRune
Not sure why someone downvoted you for that
Picklecannon
Who knows. The internet is a silly place.
TwoBitGreaser
hankering703000
Now do the secret hand shake..
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mdzmdz
nugo520
I have this as my wall paper XD
Electrode232
Man, good times. What a wild party that century was.
DJMAudio
rhetoricIjustmether
Just booked a 3 week trip with our kids to go explore the UK and surrounding neighbors. Super excited!
EtherealRune
Hope you guys have a good time!
MadMupp
Head South West, Wales, but mainly North. Avoid London like the plague
CypherMarz
If you're around cambridge look me up I'll buy you a tea *beer
nugo520
hit up the north of england, it is awesome, old towns. villages, beautiful countryside, just don't act like obnoxious tourists
rhetoricIjustmether
We have some friends that live on property in West Sussex and they want to take us around. I’ll mention this- thx!
MadMupp
If you do head North you'll be greeted like an old friend... Plus everyone sounds like it's Game of thrones and you're in Winterfell
nugo520
what ever they say about the north is a lie, a dirty lie I tells ya <.<
BaronSpaghetti
Thanks for following us into our wars of pure fiscal intere....I mean "freedom".
TheTreesAreTalking
Ran into a couple UK sailors when I was in the Navy. You little fuckers can drink!! Got me to my ship safely to. Thanks a million!
DeepFriedAndSanctified
I tried that crap once with Australians. Pretty much sure they're weaned with alcohol.
LearnSomething
That's weird. I ran into Aussie sailors in Hong Kong. We taught them beer pong and drank them under the table. I was underwhelmed.
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Pretty much all the Aussies I've met were sailors. Maybe they're the best of the best.
theManGodFears
I did that with a USMC Marine. He got screamed at for losing his "Battle Buddy". They seemed surprised we would take him back not leave him.
jesusisherelookbusy
Here Here! Long may it continue!!
nugo520
this needs more upvotes
TheSarcastic1
And we salute you, you over the top bastards!
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
And we salute you, you stuck up pricks!
probshouldntsayitbut
Kennytarmac
Over top!?!?
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TerriMessy
As a Brit that's never been to the US, if I could afford it, where should I go? Like what state/area/attrsction and why?
tolcar128888
Any national park! They’re the best I’ve been to in any country.
glock19
How long would you have? I’d say NYC for two days, head down to DC, then Charleston, then Cincinnati, Chicago or Memphis, Denver, SF & SD
JapAnus
Minnesota. It's not special, but hearing the accent is so fucking hilarious.
TerriMessy
Definitely worth the plane fare I'm sure! I've been to Norway it's kinda a similar twang isn't it?
ScootinNtootin
Sort of. Imagine Canadian and Norwegian accents had a baby.
khazaria
I'd start in DC and end in Boston. You can take the train DC to Philly to NYC to Boston and get a lot of different sites in. Ideally you'd
khazaria
want to see much more of the country, but for a normal-sized trip, I recommend this for how much you do see and ease of travel.
tolatetocomment
Brit here, I did a road trip through Colorado/Arizona/Utah/Nevada it was absolutely stunning especially Utah. I'm more in to natural beauty.
leroy666
Canada!
mkyner
That's not a state yet.
dietderpsy
If you like theme parks go to Florida.
Norfolkanchancehere
New Orleans for the Mardi Gras. Went this year going back next year. Atmosphere you need to experience it.
ScootinNtootin
There really is nothing like a New Orleans Mardi Gras. One of the best experiences of my life.
TerriMessy
Ooh yeah that always looks amazing. New Orleans food looks stunning too
glock19
I go to New Orleans every year and the food, people and music is amazing!
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Massachusetts resident here, it depends on what you are interested in. The national parks are great to get a feeling of the scale, such as /
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Yellowstone, Yosemite, or Zion (there are tons to choose from.) Cities are great for exploring the variety of peoples that the US is made of
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
One of my favorite trips was to Denali National Park in Alaska in the summer, bcuz of how far north it is the sun didn't ever really go down
TerriMessy
Ooh I experienced something similar in Norway, beautiful place. Thanks, nature stuff would be right up my street.
LearnSomething
If you want to get the real "American experience", go to New York city, San Diego, New Orleans, Seattle, Vegas, Miami, Philadelphia and then
LearnSomething
Just pick a random small ass town in the Midwest like Bloomington, IN.
Bluevu
If you're into breathtaking hiking and nature, try a Western State like Utah or Colorado. Utah has 5 State Parks which are amazing.
tolatetocomment
Utah was the highlight of my roadtrip especially Zion and Bryce.
Bluevu
If you want more of a historical visit, do Philadelphia or Washington DC. Or if you wanna just party, hit LA or NY.
disinfectantrum
Arizona in July if you want to know what actual hell feels like
TerriMessy
Like temperature wise? Or does July mean something else in Arizona?
ScootinNtootin
Temperature wise. Also avoid Florida in july. The humidity and mosquitoes are so bad they literally kill hundreds every year.
disinfectantrum
120 degrees in July is normal for AZ
TerriMessy
Ouch! Maybe a winter visit then
disinfectantrum
No such thing. There's Summer Jr, Summer Supreme, Summer, and Fall occurs in Dec-Feb.
ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
Southern California has the best weather in the world. Cool parks in driving range, beaches, food, cities, mountains... All of it.
TerriMessy
Sounds great for the kids, though I imagine amusement wise Orlando is the one for them?
tolcar128888
Went to E3 last year in LA, first time there. Love the city, had a great vibe.
Mishn0
Until the Santa Anas blow in. Then it's 110°F of smoggy death.
ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
Well don’t come during fire season then.
Mishn0
Well, that leaves out July through September. I was at El Toro for several years.
vorpalblade82
Oh sure NOW we're all mates, now you threw all our tea in the harbour!
SolaceHaestas
*Laughs in Sealion*
GodEmperor0fMankind
It's crazy how close the US and UK are considering how much we bitch slapped each other in the beginning.
joegolf31
Since we are family....we bitch slap each other and its cool we’ll work it out. but if someone else bitch slaps one of us then its on.
iratepirate
Just a normal dysfunctional family, as my siblings keep telling me
Mentok
At least they didn't burn down the white house, right?
Mishn0
Aktchually, they did. It was a Royal Navy Admiral, Royal Marines and the British Army garrison from Barbados that committed that arson.
glanzinator
Revenge for burning down the Canadian capital.
Mentok
The joke is that Trump thinks Canadians did it.
Mishn0
So do 99% of Canadians.
Mentok
There's lot of dumb fucks out there but only one is the US president
SpellingEternity
Just don't mention the tea incident. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright.
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Wunderbar!
MadMupp
You probably got away with it because 90% of Brits don't know what you mean and the other 10% don't care at all. Haha
cakeface2016
As a Brit, I'm assuming he's talking about making a cup of tea in the microwave. Unforgivable.
GSCultist
We are fully aware. Just biding out time so we can return the favour with shipments of Starbucks.
lysani
As someone from the US, let me know when you plan to dump all the Starbucks so I can help. It's nothing but overpriced garbage.
nugo520
pretty much the same as tea at the time then, only rich gits drank the stuff
CypherMarz
As a Brit
DrantonMason
As an american, "sah-luht!"
NegentropyX
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
As an American
dispozableusername
As a eastern-european
witheredspoon
NotRapefortheWilling
PMMETRAPS
I may make fun of you a lot, but i love you burger eaters
Hilaritybomber
Borger
DurtyShmexy
Oh, we lampoon you at every opportunity, but we love you spotted dick lickers too.
chestbroman
Didn’t you mean a beef Wellington ensemble with lettuce
T0mmyH4wk
nanabroccolifart
Probably our only friends
nipplepanties
It's not like it's not deserved. We are an odd bunch.
ThrobbinHoodz
I stand with pm me traps. For multiple reasons
Memongo808
I only listen to music from the UK. It's the best!
PepperidgeFarms
Im Canadian, and i love you spotted dick eating bastards.
BigTittyGothKitty
We love you tea drinkers too :)
Kennytarmac
Can confirm
AaronGodgers
Can confirm basic bitches come from many countries?
Batarcher
Lol I just got back to the US from Britain and yall definetly eat youre fair share of burgers, but I gotta say, getting a pint everywhere1/2
Batarcher
2/2 is pretty great
ThickRibbedHominid
And I you, crumpet muncher
alexjonesisagayfrog
After being called Burger eaters
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1400mlwaterbottle
Can we even get it up with all the plaque in our arteries?
GenerousThief
Yes, the plaque just makes it last longer because it gets stuck
Grudgebearingmidget
masterchiefan
The gif that keeps on giffing.
ThatDawg
wow, that was pretty fucking foodist dude
ScootinNtootin
Chill dude. As an American, we have a million different food jokes for other culters. The guy was making a joke. Relax.
Grudgebearingmidget
God damned calamarist cthulu lovers!
ThatDawg
gawd, you're dumb as a bag of sand, you know that? You'd have to, I bet you hear it all the time.....
ScootinNtootin
I'm just trying to support a friendly atmosphere. I feel like I'm missing some vital information.
ThatDawg
lol, clearly.
Bohemiannerdnz
It was sarcasm bud. Hi from random mode!
hopethisoneworks
We love your tea bags too.... wait that doesn't sound right
WarPiggey
Don't forget our crumpets, scones and teacakes
crumblytoast
oh my yes it does. ;)
Jollytothegreen
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Jollytothegreen
Anything is a meme if you're brave enough
ThoughtsAndBeers
Yes it does
melissark8424
So right
OverthoughtUnderedited
Bald eagle dick, activate! Friendly fire incoming!
Sdogofdoom
puddleofaids
As an Englishman we’ve been through a lot together and we should appreciate it. Also currently in Boston and loving my time here.
CaldariBob
Besides, London is practically Russian-owned at this point, which makes you a-ok with 45.
Canofminus
Make sure you get some fried clams!
MarthaRayeRaye
You're in Boston? I think I have some tea around here somewhere. Just you wait.
puddleofaids
Haha that made me chuckle.
WilboBaggins52
Didn't like it there last time did ya? Ehhhhhh?
seltzerlizard
What do you think of Dunkin Donuts? Either the one immediately to your left or the one immediately to your right?
betasynn
My man! I’m from Boston! Roll by Row 34 in the next hour and I’ll buy you a beer from Bissell Brothers!
puddleofaids
Ah sorry bruv about to head home at the airport now. But this city is amazing and thank you for the offer. Till next time
Brianl2px
I'm stationed here now! Working right in North End.
noma711
I'm not from Boston, but I fell in love with a pub called The Black Rose when I was there. I miss you 10am whiskey and chowder breakfast
MOTHERFUCKING
If you get a chance I definitely recommend a trip out to Worcester!
TheDudeThatIsMo
Be on the lookout for synths.
DeusExSpockina
Glad you are enjoying our fair city!
puddleofaids
It’s an amazing city. I’m deffo coming back
DeusExSpockina
Wooo, hit up us Imgur peeps, we’ll show you a good time!
Roundaboutssuck
Is it tea time?
DrChimRichulds
Got em.
SmokiestLemming
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
It's always time for tea. Care to join us for a cup mate?
collettcd7
Also, a mutual hatred for the French helps
Dustybin314
Why do the Americans hate the French? They helped you during the revolution. Us Brits have reasons to hate them...
collettcd7
Maybe it's just a general dislike of the French instead of hatred
iratepirate
As a halfie, im torn
MOTHERFUCKING
Same...
BackRiverGhost
Come chill, yo. I'm a native. And go to Emmet's. Best pub food in Boston.
iratepirate
Cheers?
puddleofaids
Ah man I’ll have to come when I’m next here currently at the airport about to go home. But your city is amazing. Deffo coming back.
MisleadingTLDRbutnotentirelywrongeither
T’s Pub
MisleadingTLDRbutnotentirelywrongeither
People liking this probably went to BU
BackRiverGhost
T's isn't even a pub. It's a sports bar with the name pub in it's name. I meant a real pub.
LeftHandPanda
Both countries that are doing their best to shoot themselves in the foot (trump and brexit).
CallMeTheZ
Brexit isn’t a bad thing
TheyCallMeMrChicken
Depends on who you are
dex2775
For example, if you're Russian, you'll just /love/ Brexit.
pedrodelossantos
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Just temporary blips. We've been through worse before and we'll get through these thing too, together.
ScootinNtootin
Hahaha very true. But if politics were what decided how we feel, then I wouldn't be posting this.
seentoomuchdeath
Unfortunately it does. As soon as all the tariffs start hurting the USA and whole world in the pocketbook, we will see feelings change.
LuminoZero
As an American Veteran, we fucking deserve it. We needed the black eye the world is going to give us and Trump. Knock us down a peg.
seentoomuchdeath
I love 'Muricans like you. I feel guilt harbouring ill feelings because of the stupidity of politicians. Trump never served. Says a lot
Spookadook
both because of an overwhelming majority of older people in each country that get out an vote.
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
Well, we raced to the top...now it's time to race to the bottom.
ourari
And were probably encouraged/manipulated in doing so by an outside party.
Selerox
Russia. It's Russia. Hand-wringing equivocation doesn't help matters.
Hutchy01
We're brothers and we both got abusive partners at the same time, theirs is more tanned and shouty but ours might do lasting physical harm
Mybrainfartwaswet
UK gave birth to Fawlty Towers, Month Python, Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin, and a breakfast that takes two meals to eat. Bless ye
JustAnotherImgurHuman
tytrim89
Can't forget Top so called Gear
lenomdeplume
What about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper?
RelativeVelocity
mm357pha
Who?
DVSBSTrD
& Red Dwarf.
jesusisherelookbusy
And Blackadder. You're welcome!
iratepirate
Devils dumplings
jesusisherelookbusy
Oh Melchy, you're a beginner. You're not even wearing a pair of comedy breasts.
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
Two meals to eat? Bah. I thought you yanks could eat!!
Mybrainfartwaswet
Shit, i have seen that come out at the Lions Head. Waiter carries it with two hands.
DarthFluffyBottom
The Fast Show. Thank you UK.
iratepirate
Channel niiiiiiinne!
schwhettyballs
Also queen. Can't forget that gem.
TheTreesAreTalking
And gin.
mm357pha
And "8 out of 10 cats does countdown".Which I watch on YouTube that we invented. 'Murica!
Mybrainfartwaswet
I'm not familiar with that one....ToDo List entry
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oneillisno11
Check out Rev. too!
randomaliasisokay
But what about 2nd breakfast?
curvingedge22
Spice Girls? Heh
Grandshift
yeah sorry about that. we'd also like to apologise for the x-factor and peter andre as well.
nugo520
seconded
NuggetThief
I'm British, but America made Breaking Bad which automatically trumps every British show.
YewTube
and Marshall Amplification. Loud personified and the sound of rock n' roll.
lenomdeplume
lenomdeplume
Greeting from the Kiwis!
Shargan8
How about The British Invasion?
glock19
Mighty Boosh and Old Gregg anyone??
mymorningnoel
glock19
But... do you love me?
DerlockeMolmes
*Glares in Canadian*
JustBeCoolBruh
Poor Canada
dietderpsy
HaHaHa +1
Hyippy
*Builds everything in Irish*
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I didn't think that was physically possible for a canuk.
CharityQuill
american here. we love you too, ya maple leaf
misterhamtastic
Oh, canadia. We love you, too. Sometimes we have to tell our other friends, too, though.
nipplepanties
You're like, watered down British. We love you too
uberAIDSwastakenwtf
We love you too Canada
TheMostModestMouse
Dont worry, Canada is just the 51st state. We claim him as our own. Our little brother. Canada hat.
DerlockeMolmes
A fine toque indeed eh?
baronnapalm
Canada is bigger and on top. Prison rules: you're our bitch.
iwriteandshit
I am Canadian... and I did glare haha
SluntBiggums
America has what's called the big five, our five closest nation partners, Canada is one of them.
RockettttMan
BrockEffingSamson
Glaring? That's a tariff!
mratio
*Politely glares in Canadian*
Bungulus
As a southern conservative American, we appreciate you Canada. World makes fun of us but we swear if someone so much as glares at Canada >:(
SolaceHaestas
*Spreads gay on the wall* spread the gay, make my day
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Sorry!
AutoFox
So... "soory?"
GoddammitMrNoodle
Oh Canada... you'll always be our truest love.
CaldariBob
But your fearless leader has a long history of cheating with Slavic floozies...
GoddammitMrNoodle
Pfft.. he is a temporary impostor. Patience, dearest Canada, for you have won our heart with hockey, maple syrup, Mounties and poutine.
CaldariBob
(for the record, poutine is one of those "I can't believe they actually ate that!" gag foods, like escargot or haggis)
GoddammitMrNoodle
Well... it is French, mais non?
dafawkudoin
Haha, ya your “bad ass buddies” are the French...
TheCobb1
I know it’s a joke, but there was a time that France was THE superpower of the western world. They still lend themselves pretty freely too.
customcartoons
If it weren't for the French, Americans would still be speaking English! Wait ...
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
rainballs
Canada should already know we love you
AgentMrQ
Didn't you burn down the WH in 1812?
FugginFlecktarn
The regiments that took part in the burning were mostly English. Units from the colonies that would become Canada fought further north
DerlockeMolmes
But No, Canada didn't become a country until 1867. While they were our British and french forefathers. It was still a British colony.
DerlockeMolmes
"It burned burned burned and were the ones that did it."- Arrogant worms.
AxisBond
*Just sits in the corner, playing with our venomous pets in Australia*
GoddammitMrNoodle
We love you too you cunts!!
Nemothenubbed
We love you to, we're just terrified of your fauna.
m053486
Australians are best experienced out of Australia. They tend not to bring the animals with them, plus Aussies are tons of fun.
ElbowDeep
Canada is so good friends with everyone that they're taking it for granted, and that makes me sad
customcartoons
Dawwww come'ere, Canada. *USA puts Canada in a friendly headlock*
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Brit here. We love you too Canada!!!
tholytmoly
Nahh they're to close to the french
EtherealRune
It's true, Canada has a special place!
Euronyme
for reference, the US government issued a statement there’s a special place in hell for Trudeau. Witty!
DawgUK
Brit here also. I would say that we largely love Canada a bit more than we love 'Murca.
ALegendaryHero
Amarican here. I would say we feel the same.
ImperialMilkDrinker
Well with the Americans history of rebellion....
AJerkyMcJerkface
Except for the French parts.
usernamepolice
That IS the special place
pollywog73
short bus special that is....
alvasalrey
To be fair I think they unleashed Trump in response for you letting Bieber loose
DerlockeMolmes
One fuck up and we still gave you Deadpool, Logan, Nathan Fillion, Pam Anderson for a few years there. Gosling is ok. Jim Carey, Mike Myers.
Ladydeth68
Oh! And Captain Kirk, and Scotty!
DerlockeMolmes
Thank-you! Yes!
Electrode232
jhawker27
Tekktokk
sorry our president said you represent a real threat after that business in 1812. never been any bad blood between us and Russia tho.
Alvatore
Did the Cheeto-in-Chief really say that? Canada represents a real threat to america because of 1812?
Tekktokk
https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/06/07/trump-trudeau-canada-white-house-1812/
Alvatore
The only thing more depressing is the fact that there are surely people who support this decision.
Dark0001
Yeah - he commented that we burned the White House. I think he kinda forgot the US started the war..?
Alvatore
He seems to forget a lot of "inconvenient" things. I wonder if he'll try something against France and England next..
Dark0001
Of course. Its all a matter of what he's decided to be mad about at any given moment. Right now, we aren't caving on NAFTA so he's pissed
DrKriegersClone
1812 is his justification for using 'National security' grounds to include Canada in the steel and aluminum tariffs, yes.
aquapollo
Oh my god
Alvatore
I.. just... wow.
SendDoctor
Isn't that the one where America invaded Canada and lost horribly because they had a bone to pick with Europe?
DrKriegersClone
I'd call it more of a draw (both sides burned some of the other's stuff, but no land changed hands), but basically yeah. The kicker 1/
SecretlySkeletonHitler
*Glares in Australian*
steptj
You know we love you too.
BrockEffingSamson
Glaring? That's a tariff!
CaldariBob
Sssssssh! He's probably forgotten all about you, all tucked away down there. Maybe even confused you with New Zealand. It's for the best.
instanoodles
Dont glare, do something about. Only power you have is your wallet, don't buy american goods anymore.
Dark0001
I think you might misunderstand how small a population we have and how much it costs to import from overseas. We are moving that way though
instanoodles
I understand, things we'll be more expensive. However Canada is the #1 trading partner for 31 states and for sum we buy half or more...
Dark0001
That is somewhat what we are banking on - trying to get those states to push for change, however, the pres hasn't been known to care
DerlockeMolmes
Yeah new York has a population alone that's right equal honour whole country. Add La and were outnumbered roughly 2 to 1.
DerlockeMolmes
Whoops to our
instanoodles
2) regular consumers can put alot of pressure on that. Ultimately everyone looses but I won't buy from a friend that thinks we are a threat.
Dark0001
True - its just 36 mil vs 350mil, but we hope that "every little bit counts"
NotShakespearesSchool
Don't you need to apologize now? :)
DerlockeMolmes
Sorry but no.... I am livid!
NotShakespearesSchool
Haha. I really thought ya cute cannucks only got mad about hockey and maple syrup thefts :)
DerlockeMolmes
And our honor good sir!
NotShakespearesSchool
Which is why I asked if why you had not apologized yet ;) I didn't think your honor allowed you be angry at others. That was for the aussies
DerlockeMolmes
Of which hockey and syrup also fall under.