SquirrelWithATophat
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I worked in a college library for 10 years. My two most memorable stories are that I kept finding BBQ sauce poured on the potted plants and one time I heard a patron blow out their fucking colon with enough force that I briefly worried I had heard a gunshot. I was genuinely concerned that they may have needed an ambulance (no way anyone could shart THAT loud without hurting themselves), but then the smell hit me and since they weren't calling for help I decided I was not my problem.
quelin
While adding clothing to a rack I noticed hidden in the center of the rack was a cake from the bakery that had been mostly consumed by tiny hands. Somebody had the best day of their life in there.
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
The book:
PwnageHobo
CaldariBob
Not just cheese... American cheese! Who could be responsible!?
RocketKokket
Probably the Canadians
AMRIV
psugab
At least it's wrapped in a cheese prophylactic
CaldariBob
That's a processed American cheese slice... it can eat through that cheap plastic whenever it wants to!
blarkk
I used to go to a different stall on a different floor of the main campus library daily to read different graffiti.
metroid2
"Those who write up on these walls roll their shit into little balls. Thise who read these words of wit eat those balls of shit." On a restroom wall at a college toilet.
OregonComputerGuy
What do you have against farts? When in a public place an audible fart is better than a silent fart, though the silent ones can be more entertaining
SquirrelWithATophat
Ever fart so hard it hurts and you feel the genuine need to check your underwear for blood?
Well imagine that x10 and you have an idea of how bad this guy's shart sounded.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
You should also yell "reap the whirlwind, loosers"