OgdenMorrow
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The more you know.
Mar 27, 2017 10:41 PM
OgdenMorrow
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MemerdJamesKeenan
Seems like I've been here before. Seems so familiar. Seems like growing. From a tree within a tree.
knifeskills
And I made this all up...
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
I am shocked... SHOCKED that user 'Ima_Grab_Yo_Snatch' is neither a forest ranger nor a reliable source for botany facts. Truly.
MoNicaMoProblemz
DrChimRichulds
I'm really surprised ima grab yo snatch isn't a real botanist.
goodjobmyfellowman
Um... I'm just here appreciating that username.
asliceofpizza
I made all this up.
TZO2k15
In wonderful HD!
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mix8r
Haha love it "I made this all up" damn trixter
OhMyGurs
metalfoto
+1 for phoenix tree.
Gianttesticlemonster
You took two minutes of my life and i want them back! Ah screw it I'd only waste them.
wildcatfan4life
What is dead may never die!
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
But rises again, harder and stronger!
Rkomann
Treeception
SexCopFirePenis
Ah.Here we are. Treeception. +1
eatincrayonz
Ima_grab_yo_snatch is a forest ranger. That's the best part.
TripUpStairs
I am so dang gullible. I believed it until the last 5 words.
FindusSomKatten
i believed it until "impossible to kill"
asmallcat
I kind of feel like lots of people didn't read the whole thing.
MerToo
some people will believe anything. All I know is them Mutfruit bushes will grow pretty much anywhere...
CasualWaterboarding
And I was really thought "Ima grab yo snatch" was a credible source.
Bystandr
A questionable source of snatch grabbing , perhaps.
betterave
It's not even a credible threat.
Fuhque92
How is this not the most upvoted comment?
CasualWaterboarding
Probably because of my typo. Thanks for the vote of confidence tho.
Amalthea22
I'm pretty sure that's a Bradford Pear tree, which are all around pretty shitty trees.
MotherFukaJonez
When I worked in herbicide, a million years ago, we just called it stump regrowth. It's pretty resilient but not impossible to kill.
MotherFukaJonez
2) Also, not that uncommon either.
StAnonymous
Well, he did say he made it all up.
MotherFukaJonez
+1 to you for reading the whole post and not stopping before the end...
HolyOldMackinaw
A fellow pesticide worker! This isn't stop regrowth though, not growing from the living part of a tree. The center wood is dead.
mirria
So... it's a new tree using the old one as food or what?
breadles
+1 for ready player one reference
OgdenMorrow
Thank you, I've been waiting for this comment.
Amalthea22
I listen to the entire audio recording of RPO just about every week while working.
OgdenMorrow
POP QUIZ. what song starts playing on 8-track when parzival is flying in leopardon to The Battle of Castle Anorak
Amalthea22
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
OgdenMorrow
Correct! I really hope they play it in the movie.
GoldFrieza
Thst last sentence ha
hoopinghannah
Thst spelling error ha
TurtBurglar
Yes, that is the whole point.
CyborgScribe
And yet a lot of these comments suggest people are missing it.
rescuerOFstrays
I am Groot!
laughinginpublic
Thank you
MySuperPowerIsDarkHumor
We are Groot
pazuzu
kmikl
I am Groot.
MuFugginFudge
I AM GROOT?!
username12345678
scott1234500
FIANNALY IV BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO BE ONE OF THE 1000TH CLICKER 2000
Hyippy
Kilsim1v
I absolutely love your username
goodjobmyfellowman
I have this effect on people
369ItsAlwaysAGoodTime
So does my dick
Throwmeaway3882828
Who is this?
MapleCurry
A female human.
ThrobbinHoodz
NeOxJokeR
Doing her Melania Trump impersonation I see
LoganDodson
She looks like she is powering down
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
kroogster
Plot twist, its a modern day sexbot that is actually shutting down
fulano79
Dat turtle-like neck extension from the lady behind her tho
SpectreSirisGraves
Holy shit.
OrangePanda
Damn! An animagus amongst us
Slothophileatli
And I'm like zooming in to post pic looking for a lady for 5min. Oh! Comment pic (duh)
Alestara
I feel betrayed.
PsychopompGecko
There's always Pando, a tree that's lived longer than many Americans think the world has existed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)
slappyhamsalads
This was a good read. I hope they can figure out why Pando's dying.
GitRightStik
Feel more:
lordofthedice
Right in the fucking feels!
slappyhamsalads
I just saw this movie for the first time yesterday!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Which movie is this?
LeapYearGiraffe
my neighbor totoro. Beautiful movie
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Studio Ghibli?
Amalthea22
My Neighbor Totoro!!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Studio Ghibli?
Amalthea22
Yes!
looker42
.....Its just a stump that wasn't dead. Cutting down a tree doesn't guarantee that you killed it.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Not the same species and thats not how stumps generate besides.
BooksMakeMyClothesFallOff
That's not how a stump would resprout. It's just another tree taking advantage of space and nutrients by growing in another's corpse.
HolyOldMackinaw
Sprouts only grow from the living edge of the tree or the roots, not from the dead center wood of the tree
Bunnykhin
Bird that had eaten the seed poop in the little hole. Thus a new specie of true. Charles Darwin would have the answer surely
MegaDrink
Yep! Years ago I helped my father drop a pecan tree because it was dropping nuts in the neighbors yard. I just realized (10 yrs) it's back
buttcrackula
Y'all just pruned the hell out of it.
samsonguy920
You don't kill a tree until you kill the roots. And neighboring trees can actually support another tree through the roots.
MrSisterFister
Lol. How does this shit have so many upvotes?
GregorSamsa
Weird this usually works on people though right?
TheCrazyVulcan
If you were to strike me down I would become more powerful than you could possably imagine.
GregorSamsa
Fuck with me. I don't give half a fuck bout your jedi fuckery. I'll strike you down and pee on your force ghost shits.
MyLoveForYouIsLikeChocolateMilkiLikeChocolateMilk
Cut a checkered pattern in the stump cover in diesel and place a cloth like material to rot away stumps. (im an arborist)
SidneyHarbor
Diesel is pretty awful for the environment - there are more enviro friendly options now, although stump grinding is best, no soil pollution.
SomeDetroitGuy
They're not the same species.
PuttingTheSensualBackInNonconsensual
racist.
CanadianFurr
Specieist*
DarkMaster98
Treeist*
RaynWisp
Fern Gully fairy fucker.
MortyMcFly
SizeOfaChaffinch
Knew he'd be here somewhere
Tientchik
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin
UpvotingtheHotButton
theshrektacularshrek
hippybobby
UpvotingtheHotButton
RonBurgundySayingIDontBelieveYou
@JeffGoldblumSayingWellThereItIs
OgdenMorrow
Uh uh... life... uh uh uh uh... (1/2)
OgdenMorrow
... uh... finds a way...
DoublevBomb
Love it. That's always the way I say it too, stutter on with a few dozen uh's before I get to the end.
secondgoaround
God I love that comment. It's so full of uh...uh...uh...life.
RedDwarfIV
checkmate
DrMooses
I was getting more and more skeptical until the very end.
Teemo666
Casssss! It's wierd, u was just watching Supernatural lol ( still going through the series actually )
foosbabaganoosh
I thought the "impossible to kill" was a little odd. Anything can be killed if you're ambitious enough!
FernandoRumdebum
The weird thing was I went the other way - I knew it was bullshit at the beginning but began to believe it the more I read haha
GayEnough4U
That's because that shit has a quantum effect. The more you observe it, the bigger the mess it makes when you stop, even for a moment.
GayEnough4U
Oh sorry, wrong thread...I need a fuckin drink...goodnight.
gintamassword
Upvote for misha collins
dancfontaine
Lost me at "extremely rare"
lfrdwork
Lost me at specific number of 35.
REDS1X
And then your saw her face...
GhostofCain
No, I'm a bee leaver.
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
now I'm a believer
Eogos
One would think you wouldn't be a believer after you found out it was a lie.
SunnySarah20
Not a trace!
clever304
Not a doubt in my mind
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
I'm in love, and I'm a believer
bsmusic
Hey
MuFugginFudge
Username checks out. Your lyrics would indeed make bullshit music.
bsmusic
You are the first person to correctly call out this shitty username in years.
BaronvonSimian
In fact they're very common - You can buy them at your local garden centre for as little as tree fiddy
MrAskani
BOOM! There it is. Headshot of the night. I'm done...
Lumps
The username "Ima_Grab_Yo_Snatch" didn't give it away?
Blurr7face
are you assuming his knowledge on trees JUST from his username?
Blurr7face
are you assuming his knowledge on trees JUST from his username?
Lumps
poorwhitetrash
That is a ficus growing out of a non-ficus stump.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Looks like a Benjamina too!
YNotZoidberg1077
Checked replies for ficus puns. Not disappointed.
sammyismycat
I think someone planted it in there. has to be.
Rikimarudevil
Yeah but it would have been better if it was an apple tree growing from a ficus tree.
heyjohnnypark
A talking monkey told me the same thing.
FormerRoustabout
I bet that's all he says.
heyjohnnypark
I got a 10 says "Pass the pepper". I got two quarters sing harmony on "Moonlight in Vermont".
Isometimesupvotereposts
Don't touch the ficus!
CrackingPostGromit
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Ficus Dickus.
TheresAlwaysSomething
Ficus? He hardly knew us!
crunchtastic
You sir are correct
Timmy79
So it's a tree-ficus?
vitaminalgas
Out of a Silver Maple maybe?
PatrickRob82
NiceFicus
I'm relevant!
AralFayle
Is it a jizz-free ficus?
ialwaysupvoteemperorsnewgroove
The Larch. The. Larch. The Larch.
lordofthedice
And now for something completely different.
Smingersdidit
The. Larch.
HandoB4Javert
What the ficus?
bricha55
Fig tree
TheWonderworks
This guy read it as what's a ficus, and I must confess, so did I at first :/
YeOldNerd
Just like how my white wife gave birth to a non-white child. What a coincidence! Lol I gotta go show this to my roommate, Jamal.
LookaSquirrelbus
Aahahahaaa, tell Jamal to keep up the hard work! This comments gold YeOldNerd!
AKsinfonian
Cyril Figus tree?
cucumbersome
OgdenMorrow
What is the plural of ficus?
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
ficuti?
sammyismycat
Ficai?
cattywumpus
Ficusisis
justrokkit
Fenis
TraitorousTrump3
Fic you
Faxxleton
Fuck, I!
imheretostirthepot
That's like asking someone how to spell pussie on the spot.
braillard
Fici
ShinksAvoHazaar
Fici, ficu, ficis, fuckit more than one damn tree
FieryFarts
its ficuses
sbzleon
Fuck.
reverendbonobo
Ficus trees.
poorwhitetrash
Ficum.
andyskeels
Let's ask Ranger Ima_grab_yo_snatch!
Johnnybeesknees
Feces
TheUltimatePunMaster
Given it's Latin origins, the proper declension would be ficus, ficī
Zapster109
Octopus => Octopi. Ficus => Fici
IceFireXD
Actually, the proper plural of octopus is octopodes. It's a greek word, not latin.
Razziz
Actually, all three pluralizations are correct. "Octopodes" is just the most correct, while "octopi" is the least. Then there's "octopuses".
IceFireXD
I said proper. Not correct. Octopodes IS the proper pluralization.