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I've been re-reading the Marvel Ultimate imprint again and had somehow forgotten this wonderful send-up on the Twilight series.
Source: Ultimate Comics Avengers 3 issue 4 (2010)
jetflight
... a STEEL stake? Good fucking luck with that.
painfullfox
I read his part in his voice.
PrimarchZero
Alucard already done it : https://youtu.be/TgnIjJexut4
Vertisce
This needs to be a movie.
MySushi
It is such a relief to come across a writer that unreservedly resonates my thoughts on Twilight. Found that book series so shallow
FCOAlex
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
See Also: Twilight vs Hellsing https://youtu.be/rIq6FyAtbhM
imaprettykittycat
Yes! This image is what first led me to join imgur! Hell to the yes-also I love Steve Dillon.
iamthisguy247
Still a better love story than...well you get the point.
CodeEta
Last frame makes me giggle hes just flyin at him like a falcon
TheBlackWindHowls
Or perhaps... an eagle?
Iosephus
SeriousAnteater
edward takes off and the bennie hill theme starts playing
Dysomnia
And: STARES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpU5O_Uur_c
jammer909
I love it.
SCP1504
Totally drew a death-stare xD
delecti
These days, Twilight haters care more about Twilight than the fans.
MrDeadsr
Why should twilight haters care about the twilight fans
delecti
"Than the fans do", not "than about the fans".
darksidedadd
IHateTrumpButNotYou
This reminds me of Mad Magazine
Hellbino
I’ve never read the book but 16?! I never realized.
erasedesire
There wasn't a broad age range she could have been, to have been attending high school.
vikingvampireangel
Anybody else read this in Wesley Snipes' voice?
fiddlewheelx
I would have loved a twist, where the sparkling is just a hypnotizing ability that vamps use to lure in prey.
erasedesire
That would have been acceptable.
fiddlewheelx
I mean imagine that sudden viplash the readers would experience when Edward suddenly rips into Bellas throat, and then the story follows -»/
fiddlewheelx
/-» Edward and his murderous rampage.
erasedesire
You mean like a real horror story vampire?! The Cullens were basically the vampire equivalent of vegans.
theromen111
ReverseTrapTsukasa
....for him to say that, you could take it literally.. We should all run now.
lmullins573
Still a better love story than......wait, this is h*ckin’ perfect.
aBananaIsNotAnAccurateMeasurementOfScale
deadpoohole
Language
thecloverlord
"Who is it?" "Oh, you know...a real fucking vampire."
FlatPlutoSociety
"Who are you?" "I'm the Daywalker." "Oh, so you sparkle in the sunlight, too?" "NO, MOTHERFUCKER, I DO NOT."
daimomusic
*Andrew WK Intensifies*
AshenLordBlackkyurem
AwkwardGirl4691
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
SaintMaceToTheFace
I laughed like a goose at this show
Z0op
Blade isnt a “real vampire” tho, thats exactly what the comic is about, he’s a daywalker (sort of vampire halfling), so UV doesnt burn him
jacb007
for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4&list=PLADA20FD34120A912
Shadowslicer5
It is a Hellsing Abridged reference.
Blodgarm
Bro its a hellsing abridged reference. It’s good stuff, funny as hell. Think it’s in the first 5 min of the first or second episode
Voltair
First minute of the first episode.
Blodgarm
Yeah man, I gotta watch it again.
Horus175
I think the name for half vampires is "dhamphir".
mustangguy
Correct but half vampire will do...
Legomaniac91
"Who is it?" "Oh, you know *shoots 37 times* A real fucking vampire!"
ThousandBellHide
You know if you look closely at the back of the door in that scene as it swings open, it looks like alucard shot a smily face into it.
onlyhalfghost
You need to stop going on walks.
Legomaniac91
"And you need to hook up some godamn DSL in here!"
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
AwkwardGirl4691
why does that guy have a pull string?
shortstuff05
Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill.
Sekolah
Damn, beat me to it +1
dunkyclone
Edward Cullen would kill blade faster than a single beat of a teenage girls innocent little heart.
FromTheShadow
It's ok, I dont personally don't begrudge your fandom. BECAUSE C'THULU THE GREAT DREAMER DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE IN THOSE HE WILL DEVOUR
TastyBrainMeats
Iosephus
Alirith
True, twilight vampires would just shrug off anything blade could throw at them. Glitter aside they are pretty badass.
dunkyclone
Exactly! They are more like X-men. People give twilight a lot of crap but it’s actually a pretty damn good love story.
dumbefi
THATS REAL?!
TastyBrainMeats
Yep.
norwegiansilverfox
Actually, it's from a comic.
Misfire5150
Ah, good eye. The art style is so realistic I thought I was watching a movie. Easy mistake to make.
norwegiansilverfox
;)
Luffian
Shit, is that Steve Dillon?
Atemcyph
Also looks like Manchester from The Elite (DC universe)
xuriV
No, it's Blade.
justsome
Preacher was the shiiiiiiit
Arcian
Thought I recognized the art style. "Not enough gun."
foolhollow
Is that the illustrator for the Punisher?
UndeadWeasel
For the marvel knights run with garth ennis at least, yeah, great content
UndeadWeasel
I havnt checked, but i feel like he may have just pencilled, this looks like its been painted over and "marvellized" if that makes sense?
FarceMajeure
I love Steve Dillon, but he's got a bit of a case of same face. But I can't judge, because I do the same thing when I draw.
hedonismbot55
Everybody has the same eyes
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
"Starring: Frank Castle as the entire human race"
UndeadWeasel
Ive been on a big dillon streak lately, so unique and expressive, looking forward to getting to his work on hellblazer
thereoncewasagirlfromstalbans
You're in for a treat
jethroismaxbaer5772
Don't forget Preacher.
UndeadWeasel
Oho i havnt, been through it twice. Too good
Troyificus
Indeed it is! Good eye!
QQforU
Good ol' Frank face Steve dillon
SoberAndBored
He passed away in 2016. I was gutted.
hazanshu
I had no idea. Preacher holds a special place in my heart along with MAX Punisher.
SoberAndBored
The last line of episode 1 of The Punisher series was "Welcome Back, Frank". I may have had a fanboy moment.