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I'm a lost child in a Ghibli movie, but you do you
My dumb ass would bring home organic California grown extra virgin olive oil, confused because I thought we had plenty left
Daft Tali
A little back story on this one: There was a blank wall at their local McDonald’s, so they had the idea of making a poster of themselves, with the same branding of the other ones in the restaurant, and putting it up on that wall. They even bought staff shirts on eBay so it wouldn’t look suspicious when they put it up.
middleagednorwegianguy
Good dump! I actually double-tapped multiple times!
Ac1dBurn72
The shark one gets me every time. Now I'm over here crying.
Canoerar
Wait, but... That was the sword of Truth... Fuck
throwitonthegrillboi
#1 is a mother who will rip you groin to gullet if you come any closer
HaveGinWillBabble
Some really good ones in here.
krillin123499
The cave you fear holds the treasure u seek. Skyrim
markiel
#35 why you gotta call me out like that
MySecretWeapon
#13 would be nice.
rickwcarmichael8
#21xr,5z
tarzac11
#40 anything that slightly annoys a cat is a yes in my book
mrsdowneyjr
#20 or bears
drdildamesh
#6 aw squid and octopus food makes me sad.
Teaelf
I think I would love to see Leslie Knope as Capt Marvel. Or even Brie's impression. Just a chipper, almost dangerously happy super blaster
ThatWhaleGirl
Would love to see a Parks and Rec x Avengers cross over! With Lil Sebastian as Rocket
TurtIeproof
I did the reverse of requesting a funny message when I ordered some minis: Told him to get some pizza
AuroraoftheNorth
-honk-
superanth
Ijustwantquiet
#10 F-16s were General Dynamics but now are Lockheed Martin.
jackaleelee
Quality collection
superanth
Aw, shucks.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
#12 how is Andy not Starlord
superanth
Maybe a little too on-the-nose.
TurtIeproof
Knowing what I do about military acquisition, I have a hunch that the Boeing X-32 wasn't chosen because it wasn't, "sexy" enough.
superanth
Keep in mind they also insisted on removing the fan housing during the VTOL test, and the polymer wing was technically experimental.
TurtIeproof
At least I got to see what it looks like from above for the first time today, it looks so science fiction.
wick3dwank3r
#35 wow really need this right now \m/
superanth
vinny8boberano
#27 That's fantastic!
TotallyNotASnail
#21 the separation of Church and state is in letter from Thomas Jefferson to a Baptist Church letting them know their right to worship will
RetrogradeWheelbarrow
The actual text of letter & Jefferson's response: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists_in_the_history_of_separation_of_church_and_state
TotallyNotASnail
not be impeded
wandergeist
And the Establishment clause in the First Amendment puts it in the constitution.
maxi4492
#10 the left one is a Il-76
Hutchy01
#39 I mean I reckon he's been doing that to his wife since 1989
htapoicosilus
Dude, I had one of those blue metal cars like in the tchernobyl picture. It was red, though. My father sent it from russia
AluminiumFalcon
I'd rather et a condom than the squid
superanth
*octopus
shaftinferno
Both taste like rubber.
Onimgurinsteadofworking
Used or new?
SnossedAndLost
As a 26yo guy I feel I could do a better job in the tampon aisle than the motor oil. At least without looking something up or asking.
LarvaLamp
10w-30, whatevers cheapest. That's all I know.
superanth
After years of paying attention I’ve decrypted the tampon aisle. It’s also taught me to always have a pad or two around too.
SnossedAndLost
You browsing by random?
superanth
OP forgives your naïveté.
wandergeist
Pick the wrong oil you're unlikely to do any serious harm and your car won't be reminding you of your mistake at every opportunity forever
AlexisTerror
It’s terribly rude to remind someone of such a small mistake. I’m sorry dude
SnossedAndLost
Yea I'm gonna be with someone that appreciates the effort. But if I knew she needed supplies I'd also be sure to know exactly what she needs
AlexisTerror
I’d say the blame is on the person who didn’t specify the type. If I sent a bf or husband to get me supplies I’d give them a pic of the box
SnossedAndLost
Agreed. Although I know I'd want to know bc I hate buying unnecessary things so I'd be sure to ask if she hadn't offered it.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
What’s the game?!
IWasACatAllAlong
I think multiplayer should be replaced with "it has a good story". Why would you want mp there? That's where the kids are.
Bigboipoi
Brawlahala
Exsul
Black Mesa isn't free, but it's fantastic! Best game I've played in awhile.
Elhombremacabro
Dwarf Fortress, but have a "Fuck" between the "And" and "you"
ASCIIbot
Probably a game that epic gave out for free. Has to apply to one of them.
lolfrad
It doesn't exist :l
Leucienweaver
I think most games should strive to have at least 3 out of 6 qualities. Which six are up to them. Siralim 4 just hit alpha, 4/6 game for me.
lolfrad
I agree, a game with all of the qualities wouldn't even be profitable what with the no micro transactions and also being free.
youjackass
Asking the right questions.
somethingintangible
Chess
dnebdal
Planetside 2 is fun and fairly good and you start with decent gear. Has microtransactions, but mostly cosmetic; nothing important.
BasicMojo
Not free but Risk of Rain 2 has the rest, it just got out of early access and is $20 or so
markiel
It is quite good and fun. Don't like the captain much though
BasicMojo
Captain I like when playing with a group but hate playing solo. Really don't like that half his kit turns off in the Hidden Realms.
gunnexx
Bar the optional mtx, swtor is pretty amazing
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Warframe is still free and fits the bill for most people
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
lol I'm playing warframe right now
LonelyHumanBoy
Until Tencent buys it out and fucks up everything good about its market.
Thristen
That's... Not gonna happen, right? RIGHT??
Kain281
Path of Exile. Mtx is only cosmetic and convenience. No pay to win.
emberfish
PoE is real good, you do have to pay for stash tabs though, and you need at least one if you want to do any real trading.
cwblackandyellow
Well, I just lost The Game.
FluffyPharmacist
Why would you take us down with you!?!
IrishSkillet
Goddammit.
HappilyHerring
You..... +1
koreanCreator
Someone explain the dead parrot in the park for monty python. I don't get it. Thanks
MrHappySmiles
It is most certainly not dead.
tbadass
It was one of their first and most famous skits.
dontfloatmygoat
Don’t worry. It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. It has ceased to be.
SporkD
Classic sketch in a pet store. Guy buys a dead parrot. Hilarity ensues. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqnp
JKJeepHawk
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sheptar
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Causeitsmadeofmeat
Beautiful plumage
Fido013
Norwegian Blue!
coneylethal9000
He's pining.
stiklikegiant
He is an ex-parrot!
rbrtl
It’s a Norwegian Blue
HeartsStarsAndSouls
It's a Norwegen Blue. Lovely plumage. He's just resting.
ralph2sam
I'd like to speak to your parents
nuclearmomm
Monty Python Flying Circus skit. Michael Palin and John Cleese. Very funny
KingOfTheAnarchists
We'll see, it's not dead. It's just resting.
wandergeist
It's a reference to a recent Trump interview. https://youtu.be/yYafgN9edy4
Mushbeeguy
A famous comedy sketch. Here it is on YouTube:
MaxIn
best part is it leading into the lumberjack song
aviationeast
I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear papa
Mushbeeguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
Mushbeeguy
The Monty Python Troupe enjoyed memorized painfully long monologues. The dead Parrot Sketch is a good example of what they did.
Fido013
It is bereft of life.
JackalopeElope
If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Hello, I wish to register a complaint.
mightyjazzman
Hello, miss.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
What do mean miss?
mightyjazzman
I'm sorry, I have a cold.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
https://youtu.be/vZw35VUBdzo
koreanCreator
Lol, thanks
ChickWithAnAttitude
He’s pining for the fiords
coneylethal9000
He's not pining, he's passed-on!
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Pining for the fjords!?!? This is an ex-parrot!
HeartsStarsAndSouls
HELLLLOOOO POLLY