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Jan 12, 2018 1:28 AM
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nalyon1153
Like McGruber?
blueseconomist
nefridelle
LNI time?
crushingbore
stabbedintheface
DeV8
Was it Trilogy of Terror had one like this? Karen Black I think... Entity?
OverwatchPayload
stopyellingatme43
cavemanscientist
vinny8boberano
littlebirdiesdirtyfeet
buttpunch13
Same thing would happen at church. Then it's the Holy Spirit fucking you at church
Knightendae
OOOooo...oooOOOooo...oooOOOooo...
thelittlemaninthecorner
ThisBetterNotAwakenAnythingInMe
https://youtu.be/ZSoIlS4LQiI
Exploringurmind
riftventdweller
TypicalCanadianThatLikesMapleSyrup
FromDenmarkWithHate
Or just read Milo Manaras Butterscotch: The Flavor of the Invisible
stabbedintheface
SederHishtalshelus
So gay sex then
ermergerd
Do girls not have buttholes?
SederHishtalshelus
Why would you choose the butthole if there's the greatest option there ever was. Because in this case it's the only option. Boom.
Akillesursinne
If you have Ghost, you have everything.
MeowMixWowmix
Put a ... Put a poop knife in it.
demon627
I read that poop knife shit earlier lol
vegivamp
No, that's what the long-handled spoon is for.
lostazn619
Imagine both together...
TibetanTerror
And that's how Christianity started...
porrages
dang
TibetanTerror
And that's how Christianity started...
TibetanTerror
Fuck, wrong comment string...damn phone.
Dardaro
What?, you are not wrong Christianity start whit ghost sex
TibetanTerror
No, my phone made it look like i commented in a different area, which I guess I didn't so now it just looks dumb
RichardManeuver
I remember when I went to church as a kid and people would get up and pray up front. Did the prayer not count from your seat?
Harryteeters
Nah those people were just trying to suck up on account of all the sins
Mojayokok
How are they going to get attn if they stay in their seats? Jeez!
CalifDave
That was so you could hear them and remember decades later.
HeartsAndStars
Some ppl feel more empowered by larger gestures, and some ppl show off.
MrPeebles
Depends on the church. At some people come and pray with you up front if you're dealing with something.
zephyrbell
Maybe they think they'll have better reception through the priest.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
They use 5 GHz prayer transmitters, they have smaller coverage that don't reach the alter router
TheBentPianist
It only really counts if you put money in the little basket.
RichardManeuver
Well you can't be a good Christian if you don't give up at least ten percent.
aReasonableMan
Top tip: When you’re praying to an imaginary sky monster it counts exactly the same wherever you do it.
demon627
Those are generally the people that just want attention and aren't actually doing it for anything else
MetroidJunkie
Or they want to show complete obedience by getting on their knees rather than sitting comfortably.
demon627
Catholics love it when boys get on their knees.
MetroidJunkie
I would say what other religion likes that but I'm forbidden.
demon627
Probably Scientology
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
It is directly opposite what the bible says to do. Go pray in a closet, not on the street corner. Give praise in pubic, pray in private.
juxtaposedwanderer
To be fair, most of Catholicism is in opposition to the Bible. Especially that praying to things other than God.
CosmosSteve
Always give praise to the pubic.
Belaco
You can pray in public though. Just dont make it obvious.
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
1) context 2) https://answersingenesis.org/contradictions-in-the-bible/should-christians-pray-in-public-or-not/
reaperhead
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Mojayokok
OMFG YES! I’m glad the Bible points out that ppl who pray in public do it so others will see them. The craving for any attn they can get!
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
It’s the same reason why people pay for a gym membership. They know they need to work out, and can on their own, but if they’re paying
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
they’re more invested and likelier to go. It’s easy to sit and pray, and nothing wrong with it, but sometimes you need to invest and
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
demonstrate you’re up at the front, something is wrong, and you’re visibly giving it to the Lord.
Mojayokok
The link says it’s for ppl to get attention from others because god forbid ppl don’t c them praying & seeing what good ppl they are.
RichardManeuver
None of that made any sense. I pay for a gym membership because I don't have free weights laying around my apartment.
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
It’s an analogy, genius. Even people with home weights will often pay because if they’re shelling out money, they’re more likely to go.
Mojayokok
Also he’s way off base, the Bible says ppl pray in public to get attn from others so everybody can see what great ppl they are, LOL!
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Do people not have front sex any more?
CaptGunpowder
Not since the exorcism
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stabbedintheface
MHCII
Rule 1 of Tumblr: Assume everyone is gay until otherwise indicated
IWannaStartACatCafe
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
I never understood the appeal of anal. That hole is way too tight for me honestly.
thirteenorphans
Do you want ghost babies? That's how THAT happens.
vitfall
Coulda been a dude getting fucked by a ghost.
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Of course not! Do you want kids?!
HelpIAccidentallyBuiltAShelf
+1 for "front sex"
BukkakeRider3000
Front butt sex and rear butt sex, obviously.
Heibrin
The Invisible Man prefers anal!
rbudrick
He still doesnt know that was superman.
dogneely
It's 2018, everyone is gay now because of global warming
Kvothefefe
Username checks out.
Axiim
A gay male wrote this post so like...
dojan5
A gay male what? A gay male dolphin? Dog? Goose? Orangutan?
MulansSzechuanSauce
You mean, like.....in the other hole?
9point3x62
Girl 1 - Ever tried the “other” hole? Girl 2 - No way! What if I got pregnant?
darkdragonempress
I'm kinda assuming the situation was implying a male with a male ghost.
Jubelix
Same lol
demon627
It's 2018, People lick buttholes nowadays
ChuckWeiss
*eat
islander311
And not because we have to either!
NateintheNorth
A comma would have helped me understand that. I got there.
demon627
Let's get #ButtholesByChoice trending lol
MatrimBloodyCauthon
And yet I can't eat food off my bedroom carpet. Critical fuckers
demon627
No one can judge you if they're knuckles deep in a bootyhole
MatrimBloodyCauthon
What if I pick up food in front of them during that
DeepAnalTongue
When did that become a thing?
legalisegaymarijuana
I lick poop knives
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Real.Men.Eat.Ass
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BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Boooo he dont eat assasss
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cupcakesaresexxxii
and women
NightGridRunner
Isn't that cannibalism?
kaboosh5353
My girlfriend is unsure, I take that as "Nah im not into it, but I dont want to ruin it if youre into it"
TheNameIsEaston
Never know till you try
Elementalist01
ZeusHairyButt
What is that from
Shittyperson
A tv show.
Jubelix
Well you're not wrong
DavidBrooker
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to try anal, and I asked if that's what she wanted. She just said that guys just always want anal. 1/2
cluckythehorse
Im goin to be racial here for a sec I was told by a Guatamalen friend that its mainly white guys that are askin to put it in the brown eye
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
Do you think it has to do with penis size? Like maybe it's not white dudes but just smaller dicked dudes in general?
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
That's literally the only thing I can think of since Anal seems to be a quest for a tighter hole...
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
Or maybe it's just small dicked white dudes. Lol I never get the appeal of anal from the male perspective.
ChickenFingerFingers
Google top sex reaches by country. Russia all about pounding the brown.
TheCheezeLord
It's only smellz
SonOfBelial
lmfao
DavidBrooker
Said I liked her vagina just fine and she looked at me like I had a third eye. Anyway, I stuck it in her butt and it was anticlimactic. 2/2
zombiejesta
Was she upset that you didn't climax?
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Good stuff!
ChickenFingerFingers
Loved the ending!
vegivamp
No, anticlimactic means he was kinda whelmed about her ending.