memes for dayz

Apr 8, 2018 2:24 AM

I don't comment on dumps, but this one was spectacular. Multiple laughs. Real ones. Thank you mind soul.

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I play the headache game frequently

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I actually had chicken nuggets yesterday and got 2 more pieces than expected!

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Maritime Canada represent!

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I HAVE THE GECKO may his screams be heard at last https://youtu.be/KmnNhYrkfT0

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DEAN NO!

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It was Wednesday, if anyone was wondering

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Couple I havent seen

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, the instructions are called the US Constitution. But he's just waiting for the movie to come out.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#4 is a load. Gym sweats are comfortable, "fashion" is about looking 10 lbs lighter, 3 inches taller and 1 cup size bigger.

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obviously its bad friday! He died there... the opposite would be bad...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 nothing like cutting off

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Person Personchild

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#44 needs its own post. Also maybe someone should "tweet" @wilwheaton with this, just for fun

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

#16 v

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So, yeah, the FUN one. I relate to that one a little too much....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how it fits to the tune of the song too.

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It does. My crisis song

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Not gonna lie, I went to Toys R Us less than 10 times in my life. It was always more expensive than anywhere else, so we avoided it usually.

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#49 Aaaaaand you crash.

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The Url says exLex

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Nah an empty gatorade bottle to your ear is the sound of millions of college kids rolling out of bed with the worst hangover they've had.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah but then you have the rest of fucking out space, ever play ksp?

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It's easy to hit the moon in KSP, not as much to land on it. You need about 6000 delta-V

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"aim a few hundred thousand miles in front of the moon"

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Isn’t missing actually a real possibility. Since the moon’s so far away and it orbits the earth? Plus it’s not that easy to steer a rocket?

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Missing's not just a possibility, but the goal. Hitting the moon from earth directly would likely get you killed.

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I'd say a good counter to that one is the fact that the Moon is 384,400km away from the Earth, and moving at 3,683 km/h.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

For anyone wondering, yes June 5, 2013 was in fact a Wednesday. The math checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Herpes who?

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Her peas and carrots are well minded.

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Herpes you

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Her pee's tested positive. You're going to be a father.

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I thought that read 'tasted'.

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Are you calling for me?

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an entire goat farm?

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#2 where do you live that you call it 'bad friday'? As far as I know, everyone calls it 'good friday', or an equivalent of that.

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That's the joke. He calls it 'bad' so he doesn't offend Jesus by saying that we call it 'good'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see... Thanks for your explanation. I didn't get that. I'll just go ahead and feel embarressed right here.

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Haha no problem buddy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If girls actually bought comfortable clothes they would probably start selling more comfortable clothes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Why do you think we started wearing leggings all the damn time?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 31, 2018 11:26 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

So wear guy clothes. I guarantee it's comfortable just not cute.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Aren’t pockets pretty high on the list too?

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pockets increase the emotional comfort of clothing

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I can attest cargo pants are the ultimate comfort.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Comfortable pockets?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So a kangaroo pouch?

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Two of them

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What's a cactus?

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What's a dickfir?

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A pokey tree

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what the fuck is up kyle

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No step the fuck up

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I accidentally messed that joke up the first time I heard it. I SAID, “Updog? I don’t know what that is.” SMH LOL

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PAIGE NO

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A prickly dildo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not much, what's cact with you!?

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What's an updog?

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not much, what’s up with you

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You realize that makes no sense, right? No one walks around saying "what's an up dog?" And your response would sound even more ridiculous.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Maybe they have tourette's

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i’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not and it’s concerning

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What's a computer?

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The most annoying commercial I've ever seen

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Nothing, what's a computer with you?

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Meta af

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It's actually fairly difficult to hit the moon. U need to circularize orbit around earth and do a transfer burn to the moon, circularize...

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..again around the moon, then burn backwards until your trajectory approaches the moon's surface. Then at the right moment you need...

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Pssh, easy. I just did it in minecraft, build galacticraft rocket, fuel, get in, press space.

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3/3 another final landing burn to bring your velocity to 0 on the surface. That shit ain't easy

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You don't have to stop if your goal is to just hit the moon, only if you want to land intact.

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Yeah, I mean who needs to live, right? lol

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Don't have to circularise around the moon, just complete capture.

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If you planned to "suicide burn" into the moon you'd be wasting fuel to come to a stop once there.

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I know. Its just that circularisation requires, well, a circle. You could also land on the Mun from an elliptical orbit.

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You first make a circle, ie. Circularization, then an elliptical. Circularization is the name of the maneuver done upon approaching... 1/2

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2/2 apoapsis to make a stable orbit.

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