IllBeInternetFamousOneDay
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Apr 8, 2018 2:24 AM
IllBeInternetFamousOneDay
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hayhayhayhayyyyy
I don't comment on dumps, but this one was spectacular. Multiple laughs. Real ones. Thank you mind soul.
BeeDoubleEwe
I play the headache game frequently
Carnimani
I actually had chicken nuggets yesterday and got 2 more pieces than expected!
Sagittariidae
Maritime Canada represent!
Unicarnivore
I HAVE THE GECKO may his screams be heard at last https://youtu.be/KmnNhYrkfT0
Mockingbirb
DEAN NO!
scriptman07
It was Wednesday, if anyone was wondering
AnotherSnarkyComment
Couple I havent seen
samsonguy920
jjm152
#4 is a load. Gym sweats are comfortable, "fashion" is about looking 10 lbs lighter, 3 inches taller and 1 cup size bigger.
Nobodywillreadthis
obviously its bad friday! He died there... the opposite would be bad...
ZKrock
#1 nothing like cutting off
ItsCalledFashionBrenda
Person Personchild
causeyourepretty
#44 needs its own post. Also maybe someone should "tweet" @wilwheaton with this, just for fun
AtsaMattaForYou
#16
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PossiblyAGriffin
So, yeah, the FUN one. I relate to that one a little too much....
TonyTonyChopp
I love how it fits to the tune of the song too.
PossiblyAGriffin
It does. My crisis song
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
Not gonna lie, I went to Toys R Us less than 10 times in my life. It was always more expensive than anywhere else, so we avoided it usually.
Nuttsy
#49 Aaaaaand you crash.
Natariu
The Url says exLex
Dignato
Nah an empty gatorade bottle to your ear is the sound of millions of college kids rolling out of bed with the worst hangover they've had.
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
TapToRetry
It's easy to hit the moon in KSP, not as much to land on it. You need about 6000 delta-V
Automatvapen
"aim a few hundred thousand miles in front of the moon"
Martellus
Isn’t missing actually a real possibility. Since the moon’s so far away and it orbits the earth? Plus it’s not that easy to steer a rocket?
The5lacker
Missing's not just a possibility, but the goal. Hitting the moon from earth directly would likely get you killed.
Lytre
I'd say a good counter to that one is the fact that the Moon is 384,400km away from the Earth, and moving at 3,683 km/h.
ScorelessPine
For anyone wondering, yes June 5, 2013 was in fact a Wednesday. The math checks out.
NachoPete
Herpes who?
badboybirdman
Her peas and carrots are well minded.
LivingThing
Herpes you
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
Her pee's tested positive. You're going to be a father.
AquilaJM
I thought that read 'tasted'.
Herpes123
Are you calling for me?
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
an entire goat farm?
Rinsie
#2 where do you live that you call it 'bad friday'? As far as I know, everyone calls it 'good friday', or an equivalent of that.
IllBeInternetFamousOneDay
That's the joke. He calls it 'bad' so he doesn't offend Jesus by saying that we call it 'good'
Rinsie
Ah, I see... Thanks for your explanation. I didn't get that. I'll just go ahead and feel embarressed right here.
IllBeInternetFamousOneDay
Haha no problem buddy
loser9999
If girls actually bought comfortable clothes they would probably start selling more comfortable clothes
Thor1229
Why do you think we started wearing leggings all the damn time?
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loser9999
So wear guy clothes. I guarantee it's comfortable just not cute.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
#4 Aren’t pockets pretty high on the list too?
Equreuil
pockets increase the emotional comfort of clothing
rooik14
I can attest cargo pants are the ultimate comfort.
NZSheeps
Comfortable pockets?
Napathetik
So a kangaroo pouch?
NZSheeps
https://youtu.be/1QRPNaFs1NQ
Unicarnivore
Two of them
motorwaffle
What's a cactus?
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
What's a dickfir?
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
A pokey tree
BennyTheManke
what the fuck is up kyle
Chronocases
No step the fuck up
Batonrougeisnotsobad
I accidentally messed that joke up the first time I heard it. I SAID, “Updog? I don’t know what that is.” SMH LOL
elhopaness
PAIGE NO
Gaehhn
A prickly dildo.
ImNotTaylorSwift
Not much, what's cact with you!?
Cameronkip
What's an updog?
saucelord
not much, what’s up with you
Cameronkip
You realize that makes no sense, right? No one walks around saying "what's an up dog?" And your response would sound even more ridiculous.
SprungLake
Maybe they have tourette's
saucelord
i’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not and it’s concerning
Humanfrenchfry
What's a computer?
cbjfan
The most annoying commercial I've ever seen
SprungLake
Nothing, what's a computer with you?
pseudointel
Meta af
TheVapeCrusader
TheVapeCrusader
TapToRetry
It's actually fairly difficult to hit the moon. U need to circularize orbit around earth and do a transfer burn to the moon, circularize...
TapToRetry
..again around the moon, then burn backwards until your trajectory approaches the moon's surface. Then at the right moment you need...
dschuma
Pssh, easy. I just did it in minecraft, build galacticraft rocket, fuel, get in, press space.
TapToRetry
3/3 another final landing burn to bring your velocity to 0 on the surface. That shit ain't easy
ChibiYui
You don't have to stop if your goal is to just hit the moon, only if you want to land intact.
TapToRetry
Yeah, I mean who needs to live, right? lol
RedDwarfIV
Don't have to circularise around the moon, just complete capture.
TapToRetry
If you planned to "suicide burn" into the moon you'd be wasting fuel to come to a stop once there.
RedDwarfIV
I know. Its just that circularisation requires, well, a circle. You could also land on the Mun from an elliptical orbit.
TapToRetry
You first make a circle, ie. Circularization, then an elliptical. Circularization is the name of the maneuver done upon approaching... 1/2
TapToRetry
2/2 apoapsis to make a stable orbit.