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Just found this gem through my researches, thought you might like it.
Apparently Neko Zamurai/Samurai Cat is thing.
A 23episodes TV drama http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3303752/?ref_=nv_sr_6
And two movies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3185154/?ref_=tt_rec_tt / http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4747354/?ref_=tt_rec_tti
With the best plot summaries ever:
"A humorless samurai, nearly desperate for work, agrees to assassinate a goblin cat that is accused of possessing a man's soul."
"Masterless Samurai Kyutaro Madarame is hired by a dog-loving gang to get rid of their rival gang's beloved pet, an adorable white cat. Upon raising his sword, however, he cannot bring himself to go through with the act and the cat melts his heart."
And there's even a trailer :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li6hbKLAqvE
dthvn
Now all this needs is some pizza
WizardKaboom
Nioh? Anyone?
mburicao
Catmurai.
flyashy
Lone Wolf and Kitten.
Sirolfus
It's a cat clock you fools
Smack94
mess with the kitty you get the slitty
swatz
Tell me this isn't posters for a John Wick style Samurai movie? *gulps*
delMooTaker
TheFrozenNorwegian
Megisto
He have the samurai eyebrows
Raptor65
He looks like he's really fucking tired of people always trying to pet his cat. "This is my god damn cat! Get your own!"
RisingSol
Yeah, I'm watching this. That's fantastic.
NoodleyLove
Fuck yeah, Kazuki Kitamura. I'd listen to him read the phonebook.
shiftingillusion
I would watch him read the phone book, even silently. Holy fuck that's an attractive human.
NoodleyLove
Haha, yeah that too. If you want adorable Engrish and sexy psycho killer, watch the movie Killers. <3
SeRaQt
Missed one:
whatthewho
MOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!
Temptationsmeowmix
Catbim
His eternal rival:![]()
DaShanghaiKid
The Dog Knight.
Drosophilamelanobastard
lonely blade. My blade is the loneliest!
ibespacejockey
Inu yasha : the older days
TheZmanIsnow
Hate how the artist drew him holding the sword wrong, when he's holding it right in the picture
Catbim
He gave the dog a cigar though, so it evens out.
Mechlai
what about this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
Jomaander
Came here to say this +1
Mechlai
lol was hoping someone would appreciate that one :)
Roguishpotato
TarynnosaurusRex
Goddamn this man is attractive.
IntrovertTurtle
That hair
kattyjaxx
SirDistic
My heart broke the day I learned what shit the samurai really were.
Falanxzealot
Not all. Not this one.
SirDistic
pst. that's not a real samurai. But I'm sure this actor is a great guy.
Nicalanius
SAMURAI PIZZA CAT!
MandaloreIncognito
Ahhh I thought I was gonna comment this, first.
SparklDriver
Smayds
quicksilver1
WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT SOME PEPPERONI?
Meqad
distilledwill
So I heard that the writers for Samurai Pizza cats just got the footage and no translation of what was going on, so they made it up.
firefighter26
Reminds me of mystery science theatre 3000.... and now I kind of watch to go watch both.
Dyslexicbirch
Reminds me of Ghost Storys but they were told to do whatever they wanted ,its fucking funny
Yokuho
Fun fact, ninjas used to have cats to be able to tell the time.
Cthulhukitten
Oh would you look at the cat, how late it is!
WoTLert
If the cat's asleep it's between midnight and noon, and if it's napping it's between noon and midnight.
hartmonica
I'm sure that was much easier than just checking the fuckin' sun. Those hours seem too broad
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
How does that work?
LadyWidebottom
Well, if the cat is sleeping, it's anywhere from 6am - 2am. If it's awake and chasing demons, it's somewhere between 2am - 6am.
Potatomatatoes
https://www.nwf.org/en/Magazines/National-Wildlife/1991/How-to-Tell-Time-by-a-Cat-s-Eye
Onlypostcuteness
This is a really cool read.
AllDogsGoToFrontPage
Step 1: hold cat to sun
AllDogsGoToFrontPage
Step 2: ?
AllDogsGoToFrontPage
Step 3: profit
disposabledan
I think that's - Step 3: Time!
GeeEm
cat eye sundial. Their irises contract to various widths depending on the amount of light left (i.e. time of day)
millanbel
or if it's cloudy...
Genini
Seems like an actual sun dial would be easier.
yoshiko3
The cat eyes work on overcast days when there isn't pure direct light for a sundial. And indoors.
Cthulhukitten
I don't think you know how sun dials works and why the ninjas didn't carry one with them...
Affray
I'm pretty sure you can make one with a stick and a decent understanding of which way is North.