krypticz
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Jun 12, 2017 11:07 PM
krypticz
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briarios3000
Congratulations, you've recreated every living room in Japan.
tigergoroooar
Needs a refrigerator and a microwave.
MrDirtyEars
I don't see a toilet
AlmightyHamSandwich
All I see is uncomfortable sitting/resting positions, crumbs, and impossible-to-change sheets.
Radandie94
Very impractical unless you're a bachelor
NotReallyInteresting
I see no toilet
TheStig1986
Ah, The Depression Pod. I foresee many food wrappers and crumbs
chrishallett83
So you'd shit and piss all over your couch/bed?
TheDarkRanger
PavoFair
Mile high club?
BobTheGoon
Thank you for this. Made my shitty morning somewhat livable.
DrPeroxide
Fuck you, you made me snort during a meeting.
Nymphomaniac33
Ayeee
XANDERtheGR856
Sauce to buy, I'm feeling like making bad decisions.
shinyRK9
i almost had an orgasm looking at this bad... i can only dream of having one in this masterpiece...
NamelessAndrew
That laptop positioning would be pretty awkward though
mildyinterestinghuman
I imagine this is how first class on Emirates airlines is....
laureltaya
I would smash my knee in my sleep into that shelf thing so hard.
Mday
Knee? I'd get my knee into that shelf, and dislocate my hip...
snowfork
It's obvious that you lean the matress against a wall, put the fitted sheet on then throw the mattress back into place. No big deal.
RoseFaery
Legit how my SO does the sheet
BrutaldeLuxe
I'm more worried about what the shards from the porcelain will do to my knees and legs.
clln86
Also it would be a royal pain in the ass to put sheets on that mattress.
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
Obviously the housekeeper would do that *rolls eyes*
dustynugs
Needs more toilet.
undercoverles
Apparently there's a version that comes with a badly photoshopped couple boning in it
KatHob10
DHTxTc
Beast to Obese
Isotopic
That *might* interest me if it had hovercraft abilities.
jmuije
That's only available in the Skymall catalogue.
shmoopsmcgee
I would end up pinching a nerve from laying down to much and be forced to walk away... Happened to me when I had a week long stomach flu.
RetroBlast
It's available in Singapore: https://www.helputao.com/Product/537585007533/
StankyPankySammich
Hell yea. I want one.
sunn801
Only 650 USD!
TravistheGreat
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krypticz
You sir made all my dreams come true. Then shattered them
RetroBlast
I'm evil like that. >;)
krypticz
There's a special place in hell for people like you- that's sat right next to me
BIGDICKNASTY
That's perfect for fucking
PBandJotter
No way is that thing only 582.
KaseyMiller
Gold pieces
AdrocThurston
Maybe it is worse than Ikea quality and comes in more pieces.
49xyab3838
Needs a fridge.
bluegargoyle
All that and no cupholders?
Spongybunny
Looks like the bed would be a bitch to make though.
beardyfaceguy
If you never leave the bed you don't have to make it.
sociallyawkwardintrovertthoughts
My thoughts exactly.
icefire82G
The most accurate version I've found is http://nazya.com/product/krovat-kaidi-si-18_549988124564.html?p=2250.0 only 500 bucks plus shipping
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
.
Screwdizzle
So less than that Macbook.
johngie
.
jasonddgs
Way too good to be true
NerdyBird92
"the most accurate version" its literally the exact thing lol
TotinosPizzaRolls
There's small design differences. But on the whole is the same exact concept
Bukkhockey
I feel like you'd pay $500 and get a tiny scale model of the real thing.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
I saw a thing that said it's 180cm wide
Drarra
Dunno.. aren't things significantly cheaper in Russia?
JasonWaterfaIIs
Only 29,472 rubles friend!
winterbourne
https://www.helputao.com/Product/537585007533/
ExTechOp
"With Jacuzzi"?!
BeeAtPeace
Well, it's only practical.
icefire82G
I'll do you one better: http://nazya.com/product/krovat-by-18_552795290223.html
HughBMyron
TotinosPizzaRolls
Yup, thats it
Bukkhockey
Shhhhhh, you had me at "I'll do you"
ImStillFlying
.
SoludisSnake
RRetrokid
..
Tbagger53
I want to stick my dick in it.
MamaWhip
Jokes on you, it screws you back...
Tbagger53
I'll allow it!
tacocatacocat
I want to make in to a camper
ryanlewisrogers
I want it to stick its dick in me..
extraordinaryagility
It's magical. It's laughing at me! I wish we could freeze it into blocks and skate on it, and then melt it in the springtime and drink it!!!
MoccasinSlap
Tbagger53
Yes!
krypticz
Which bit though? Just all of it?
Tbagger53
Not quite sure maybe just rub it down a little and see how it plays out ...know what I'm mean.
krypticz
Oh I know what you mean????
psychologicaltrap
There might be pinch points behind that headrest.The wooden drawer on the side looks like it could slam pretty good. Lots of options, really
krypticz
Sounds like a fun evening to be fair
MrJ0ker
How much is this
mrgetumgone9
And where can I buy it
MrJ0ker
Basically
Kreia
https://www.englishtaobao.net/Product/534564117218/1.8_m_storage_simple_master_bedroom_modern_leather_bed
JGGennedy
"practical edition" with jacuzzi...
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
MrJ0ker
No it's more of I need a goal
davosonion
Kreia
USD 582.17
lilcritter
Not as bad as I thought
bulbasaurforsure
My mattress alone cost that. Whats the catch for this one?
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
Made in America.
freezemichaelscoon
That's the base model. Basically just the couch backing
SherMattLockSmith
Doesn't come with a mattress and that is the base model, goes for upwards of 800$ for the good ones.
YoSoyMilk
Ah yes, the Couch-Bed-Bedcouch-Shelf-Lounger-Chair-Bench-Desk 3000
sightlesslion
LLLLLL MMMMM FFFF AAAA OOOO
AMassivelyObeseDragon
*inator 3000
LowfatGooch
& Knuckles
FrenchVanillaGuerrilla
And a hot plate!
spongebobangrypants
mint
BanadecCamberbootch
It's a bouch.
FutureArtSchoolDropout
-inator
drwarp
"But what about when I want a cold be..." *Points to mini fridge on side "What about a hot sandw..." *Points to toaster oven along back
helpidontknowmyname
But where would you sleep when you spill your soup all over it?
BatDoc
But wait...! There's more!
notesonmypaper
I choked +1
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
-inator
Symmastus
I want you to know I'm favoriting this just so I can laugh at this in the future.
MoogleNinja
I feel like there is an -inator missing somewhere in that title
loveplusultra
$18.000
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
With optional night-stand attachment.
hoofherrightinthefrontbutt
Sauce? SAUCE YOU BASTARD!
snarftart
-With ottoman attachment.
iamthesponge
It needs a tiny bar fridge or a keg tap.
trigger60
Only thing you are missing is a toilet to watch "ow my balls"
ConcreteNerdling
I get that reference
shokikugisa
Much better than the 1000 and not as expensive as the 5000
SpruceOnImgur
Is everything adjustable?
doogalbeez
Just rolls off the tongue.
Igotbannedforpoliticalposting
From the makers of the Thundercougarfalconbird,
WritbanAlimGohon
Okay HOW does bird not include falcon
asm80dfa8sdfj
How does cougar not include thunder? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
ThatRugReallyTiedTheRoomTogetherDidItNot
Asking the real questions
mellowjellos
You forgot the '-inator'
GeneralBullshit
I read this in Krum's voice for a kingdom for a lama. Ah yes the couch bed. The couch bed specifically made for people, peoples couch bed
Smayds
I know what you said below, but I can't help it:
YoSoyMilk
Wait. You mean Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove?
GeneralBullshit
YES! Kronk! Haven't seen it since I was a kid, they named it "A kingdom for a Lama" in my country
GeneralBullshit
Google: "Et kongerike for en lama" to see how it looks like in Norwegian, if that somehow excites some of you, then google translate it, idk
LuLuLlama
For some reason I found that to be really ridiculously funny.
BanadecCamberbootch
Thank god your foreign because I was going to ask how you fucked that title up so badly. Carry on, good sir.
BanadecCamberbootch
YOU'RE FOREIGN. WHAT THE FUCK, BRAIN. YOU'RE.
YoSoyMilk
Which country is that?
GeneralBullshit
Norway's the country
mypotatohas47assholes
I would assume the country of General Bullshit