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Sep 6, 2017 3:12 AM
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MrExzibit
Dude, it sure as hell wouldn't be nice getting bit by those teeth.
ThisIsProbablyIllAdvised
DeathsDeathOfRats
Arsikere
i bet the sound on this one is intense
Stenledsen
when you get raped in the Jacuzzi, thats love
ppbjackson
Force sex & revenge. Hope that tiger isn't called Rooney Mara.
111ChenNick1911
Rape attempted!!!
AngryArmour
Only difference between Tigers and Cats, is that humans are larger than cats, but smaller than tigers.
smadge1
They left a spot for you
DontLookAtMePenis
"h-HEY! MAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
KiteVincent
"Agh aaaahh! Oh, I'm coming to get that ass!"
icantbeworriedaboutthatshit
I just saw this on Reddit, with the same title.
mordrul
PacerStacktrain
Yup!
Antities
This is super neat, thanks :D
cuddlydingo
KentuckyFriedChildren
That's probably how he was with his harem of hookers
SlutAtNight
Surprise shower sex!
biscuitmodafucka
Shower sex is the worst!!
julgran
Damn people. Calm your mammals
Puddidesu
Surprise sex is the worse, IMO
SlutAtNight
-7?! Wha? I mean I'm not religiously dedicated to shower sex, but I can see why folks wouldn't like it! Take my +1
ejroch
Try being 6'5" and your SO is 5'7". Trust me, shower sex is more of a task in angles and not killing yourself.
biscuitmodafucka
Yeah people get butt hurt over the strangest things.
SlutAtNight
Really taking a shower together means someone is getting parts of their bodies boiled, while the other has parts experiencing hypothermia
biscuitmodafucka
Yes!! Exactly. Love my SO but not enough to take a cold shower
iamtiredofmakingnewusernames
isn't that how cats have the sexy time?
Executor32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSbgb6Ie-DA
mastikator
Cats have barbed dicks so they get stuck inside until they are done. Such graceful animals.
OhmsSecond
Thats canines, cats are what the forceiswith describe
Lesbiansass
Doggies dont have barbed penises mister.
OhmsSecond
If you bother to read what forceiswith describe you'd figure it out.. .
OhmsSecond
Stuck inside until they are done.. Thats canines... Learn to read?
OhmsSecond
Thats what i said? They are more of the knotty kind.
mastikator
You *did* say "that's canines", check for yourself if you don't believe me.
theforceiswith
That's not true-they're barbed to rip out uteran lining and other males' semen with the intent of the last mating male to have most semen(1)
jengem59
5.) Donkey!
Falanxzealot
1) Except the barbs aren't in that position, and you're suggesting the penis tip breaches the cervix, which is nonsense. The barbs are more
Falanxzealot
4.) where did you get that nonsense from?
Falanxzealot
2.) like nodules or, they'd damage the penis tissue too, whenever they caught something else. They're a modification to encourage ovulation
Falanxzealot
3.) by orgasm, to facilitate pregnancy. If they removed uterine lining then *no* zygotes would implant and there would be no pregnancy.
theforceiswith
(2)...left inside. This is why cat litters can have multiple fathers.
brownbag
You got schooled
theforceiswith
I like how people downvoted my explanation... not my fault that's how cats evolved!