FrozenFoodGuy
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Mar 12, 2019 2:00 PM
FrozenFoodGuy
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mygogglestheydonothing
Well, they do say no good deed goes unpunished!
letussaythisappcanchangetheworld
‘Your mom; she nearly banged my brains out...’
schwanzwurst
Expected a mom banging till the very end.
prawnklng
That’s 2 bad.
gablestout
"Hey Ben, Keith needs you to cover his shift today. I banged him pretty hard and he's still sore." - Ben's mom, probably
doubledan
This guy obviously has a soft head. Would not be good in bed. Surprised Keith isn’t dead.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
"That's not the time for joke's" "lol funny"
waitokayokaywaitwaht
Your mom almost banged my brains out
CrypticRuin
JFC! Was she doing 50mph at the time?
Twistdmonkey
From the size of that scar im thinking mom did it on purpose
glim7756
Suppose to have killed you and make it look like an accident
toasteheh
This reads fake AF, like the other 99% 'hilarious' chat conversation on the internet.
kimbullen
I'd say mom is short, jumped to close the truck, then swack... I'm laid out in the parking lot, mom screaming..ppl gathering..tryin not2 cry
KenjiMuyo
That’s the strength of someone who probably didnt need help with the groceries. Just sayin
Maldraek
sheeeit
Kazairl
That mom's a banger.
sarcasticmonkey
There's always time for jokes, otherwise life would be pretty shitty.
FrozenFoodGuy
Couldn’t agree more!
bpswell
Am I the only one who thinks the background doesn’t look like a hospital?
Questionmorality
"Your mom banged me so I banged her for payback!"
amyaa2
TeePee50
That comma really, pisses me off.
TheKalifornian
You have to read it as Christopher Walken, then it it works.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I enjoy the fact that your sentence still works.
Vitrum
Dude's had a massive head injury. Lay off him
BobaFettApproves
Dude's had, a massive head, injury. Lay off him
KainWhisper
That's why she, closed the trunk on his head.
NinjaSpork
it's not a comma it's a Shatner mark
TheSwimmingSloth
Does, it really?
idontmuchlikepeople
He has concussion, go easy on him
MoodyMoose
He has concussion go easy on, him
BobaFettApproves
He, has, concussion go, easy, on, him,
tylerthedm84
He, has, concussion, go, easy, on, him,
BobaFettApproves
,him ,has easy go ,concussion on ,he
outlawjosey
Damn it linda!
Slapthefatcat
That's the name of my boss's Mom, who also works with me.
LuckyMan9
That's my mom's name.
outlawjosey
Of course it is
ThSL
Karen ****
outlawjosey
Tired of Karen's shit
Opportunist
Linda is TIRED of Keith's shit!
TheVapeCrusader
The most unattractive male name ever lol
KainWhisper
Obligatory "Your mom banged my head super hard." joke.
IAmTheEarlyEvening
Your mom banged me too hard. COME ON GUYS!
JaydashCub
"Your mom left my head throbbing this morning."
Vercci
Your mom made me throb.
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Your mom gives banging head. There you go.
iCommentTopComments
She f@cked his brains out.
Iizjak
All the innuendos in these comments has me sexually aroused for your mom ability for banging.
realargonwolf
Obligatory "I knew this would be top comment" comment.
Superfastsheep
Your mom banged my brains out!
Tmoneybags
Is it obligatory though? Is it really? XD
realargonwolf
Not only is it obligatory, it's practically mandatory.
Gianttesticlemonster
dyxj
KainWhisper
'Gianttesticlemonster reacted to my comment.' FUCK YEAH! Also +1 for Corey Chase.
zigglygiggly
nclu
FrozenFoodGuy
She’ll bang you up good though!
TheOneRingToRingThemAll
How strong is that dudes mom?
formula145
10 strong
cantthinkofonebutok
Trunk shocks could be faulty and they let the truck door fall those things are heavy on their own
cinematicheart
My 1 year old son did similar to my 2 year old daughter with a toy wooden broom. It's about the angle & the edge not so much the strength.
JetstreamGW
Leverage, son!
trigirl48
Skull skin is very thin, it doesn't tale much to bust it open.
SmallRedAssedBaboon
parismaker
yeah, baby, rip that shirt :)
PandaLord200
Put yo damn tits away woman!
ChampagneSupernova
Not strong enough to carry her grocery's, but strong enough to slam the boot on his head like it was a 90's wrestling match.
TheVapeCrusader
You don't need to be strong. Have you ever had a trunk closed on your head?
jackpkmn
yes. i once threw open a trunk full force and it bounced off the stop came back down and beaned me. i can't imagine how bad if somone pulled
CoryBingo54
Especially if that little metal peg from the lock mechanism gets you.
parismaker
His mom studied engineering...
LuminousExpanse
same with communications and psychology classes too
LasciviousHedgehog
Not forgetting the business school always had the morons that thought wearing a suit to class was a good idea.
adrian678
I guess you've never seen engineering students?
parismaker
OPsFatMom
Ymgurian
Does anyone know the context?
Skullcleaver
idontliketheclonebone
Username checks out
PGTipsMonkeh
Yeah thats it. Throw a chair at the woman who casually threw a fuckin table across the room.
thedarknesssurroundsme
I don't think this lady would struggle with the groceries.
SirBillington
There really is a gif for everything
ActuallyImSpartacus
ShouldWeTellHim
Srsly!