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Sep 4, 2017 4:51 AM
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Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Idk why I thought it would be full of air.
GodEmperorGummy
Lbragrrahw!
UnicornofPeril
Qwilfish used Hydro Pump! It's super adorable!
donkeyhongkong
The process of expanding puts so much stress on the body/heart of a puffer fish that it can only really do it once or twice before dying.
RipleyTadpole
Babybluewave
Pink hands are pink
33MrKrabs33
you gave up on life didnt you? get off the streets you fucking bum!
tehPhreakmang
This is actually dangerous to a puffer, puffing up can stress them to death.
spiffynidd
Puffers out of water make me so uncomfortable
Sirsir94
Not as uncomfortable as they are!
TacoFox
And I'm spent - Puffer Fish
smoothaseggs
We need to fly these fish over Los Angeles stat.
saltycomments
From Houston?
jasta6
EthicalCephalopod
Oh my god yes.
GinOClock
Baaaaaaaarf
KoAmerican
HGUHJSHDJFHSDKGHSIGUSBASSBLAR
holyguacamonica
Aren't those poisonous? Or is that not the spikey poison kind?
spiffynidd
Poison to eat, puffers don't have poisonous spines.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
It seems kinda pointless doesn't it, you're relying on a reputation. "You killed me but fuck you"
StevenFarmer
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
justsomemadman
Reverse it
EmilinRose
aren't those things poisonous?
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Yes, but they aren't venomous, poison is absorbed through the skin or by eating it, venom is always injected.
ScaryBlueBoi
Ahhhhh aglaglaglaglaglagla
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
Ewanator
When you drank waaaaay too much the night before.
JustAnotherCynicToo
jdub77
TheBasementNerd
At work I'd draw faces on the paper on all the jars, so the cut open slit looked like a mouth
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
I'm stealing this
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Ditto
iamtheburgerking
jarsoffarts
I really don't understand what's happening here
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
I'm reposting the exact same gif over and over again, except edited differently every time, I made a reversed version and a negative version
tanomil
I thought they were venonous?
docweird
Or poisonous?
Sh4dowWalker96
Their flesh is, not spines or anything. Only dangerous if eaten without being prepared by a fugu chef.
tanomil
Oh, i thought they haf spikes too
Sh4dowWalker96
They do, but their venom isn't on said spikes. Just in the flesh.
nottitanium
My asshole after he cums inside me...I wish :( I'm terrible at sexing. No one will sex me :(
BYERE
You're just trying it with the wrong person. I'm sure many of us could disappoint you if you asked...
rezpawner
You had us at "asshole".
rezpawner
Well, assuming you're female. If not that kinda lowers the amount of people who'd be into it.
BobblyBits
Well posting that here is brave, we can fix that for you
nottitanium
Please do try :)
Majestichippo1
chocolatemilkshark
its a guy
nottitanium
Yes. Yes it is.
superatheist
Maybe don't call it sexing. Sets you up for anal failure right off the bat
nottitanium
Noted. Thank you o wise one :)
MastahPetah
"Good evening fellow human, I would much like you to sex my anus."
superatheist
Uh oh, Elon Musk is in the comments again
nottitanium
Yep he can sex my anus :)
superatheist
Oh what suddenly my sexing is no longer required? Fucken Musk
Nuckfugget
I'm terrible too, let's be terrible together.
nottitanium
Yes please!!
thefa11guy
Smooth motherfucker
nottitanium
I'm hoping for a smooth father...(?) fucker :)
homoerection
Some one likes the daddies! I do, too.
nottitanium
Well that but I was more trying to find the term of men who sex men :)