Aperaketten
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Thank you for your time, my first upload ever.
Feb 2, 2017 7:53 PM
Aperaketten
71347
1379
112
Thank you for your time, my first upload ever.
potatothegreat
I always heard people talking about some curtain made out of some type of metal...never saw any pictures. Must of been a nice curtain
t0mn8r
lol
JeSuisJaeb
https://youtu.be/xSVqLHghLpw
PlugAppKing
My wife has wall...tg no Mexicans
anitabieror6
they also built it a long ass fucking time ago when people were supposedly less civilized.
BannedForNSFW03
Mexicans are everywhere.
RandoCalrizzian
Do you know what's to the north of that wall? Mongolia. Do you know what's to the south of that wall? Not Mongolia.
Hunkasaurusflex
Flawless logic.
smooshiebanana
Wrong https://www.internations.org/china-expats/mexicans
leodavinci1
Walls are built just as much for keeping things in, as they are for keeping things out. Hopefully, Americans won't find it out the hard way.
solaslunas
Well fuck me and call me Sanchez, you're right
Zlimeshili
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Mongol_Empire_map.gif
whyforyoubootme
No Mexicans in Israel either come to think of it and they have a nice wall.
PhilipTheSpaceNazi
Take that atheists!
studbakery
lilwood5
porygon17
Then explain why its always a mexican cooking at Panda Express?
MadMikes
My office has several walls. Not a single Mexican.
mac1222
Its a Great Wall. The best ever.
MegaRaptorX
macduffy11
Americans are not thinking logically. They need to build the wall bellow ground
younotwantbreakfast
It's to keep the rabbits out. #straya
Nchalada
at least I wasn't the only aussie to think that lol
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
Well, during the final fortification of the wall 80% of all the worlds silver went to china from the spanish out of mexico, so in a 1/2
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
roundabout way, the "mexicans" sort of did have a hand in building the great wall of china.
BigDumbFaggot
... THE MEXICANS PAID FOR IT!
SeveredScrotum
The gated community I live in has a wall and has no Mexicans.
DeanP3456562456456
Then who does your landscaping?
RelevantReference
MyFunnyIsBroken
dankyoovarymush
Sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky Mongorians will stick right to the wall!
Bibes
*warr
iAintNoSynthDammit
YOU TEAR DOWN MY SHITTY WALL
Tom40
They wanted the shitty chicken
Parrta
East-Germany had a wall and no mexicans.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
As soon as they took that wall down? BAM! Kleine Mexiko!
letslaughatlast
So did West Germany and the USSR paid for it!
SeeNSaiyan
PreciousPotato
It's been gone for 27 years - still no Mexicans.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
I'm sure there's one or two
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Their was was the best wall.
TheOneTrueJoebot
Ah, the was wall, my favorite wall
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Didn't the Mongolians still cross the wall?
krainir
With stolen Chinese siege technology
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
And the mexicans stole our jobs! They'll get through the wall just like the mongolians! noooooooooo
Dayrest
Repeatedly.
QuickINeedAName
You forgot the "killed everyone" part
monty82
Damn you Mongorians!
purple0king
Yeah, but not the Mexicans.
Nitz257
Well it's a good thing there's presumably very few Mongolians in Mexico
xaviouswolffe
If you build it, they will come.
OhHiMarkOhHeyLisaHiDannyHiMiUnderwearesOhHeyLisaSpooooons
Shhh dont tell trump. Otherwise well get a whole new set of problems
CodeHandLuke
Actually then went around it.
IamLeoChen
#historicallyAccurate
Execfist
Didn't they bribe a gate guard or two in places?
nonomos
If you mean bribe as in killed, yes.
CodeHandLuke
Not at the wall but at 2 castles on the way to the capital. The Mongol had a highly mobilized army so it's natural for them to go around.
Simplyfun
Yep. It's still a really nice wall though.
waywardmillennial
*Rearry nice
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Would you call it a great wall?
DraymondGreensGoatee
It's not a Great Wall it's an alright wall. It's the alright wall of China.
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
An Idiot Abroad reference. +1 good sir
Simplyfun
It's fantastic, it's the BEST wall.
CubicMaster5
For now it is.
Smallbritguy
So trumps wall will be "not quite the best wall"? Orrrrr?
CringeMetal
It's tremendous, believe me
RenegadeTQ
It was actually fairly effective
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
I don't think the guy who commissioned the great wall said "I want a grand wall. The biggest wall you've ever seen, but i only want it to
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
keep out a fairly large number of the mongolians. They're coming here, they're taking our wives and stealing our jobs, only keep most out"
RenegadeTQ
After several years of successfully fending off raids, a full scale invasion was mounted. I'm sure the wall helped there but it's really /1
RenegadeTQ
unreasonable to expect it to stop that. (2/2)
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
I hope you can see the parallels I'm drawing. I know what happened; it's ancient history.