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J074
i noticed that, with age, u focus more!
DoublevBomb
"You'll be back. In maybe a month. We can try a different style if you want."
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Ya know, he may have made his mistakes in life, but he seems like a pretty good dude
UncleScarwasright
GET TO DA CLIPPAHS!
NachomanDandyCabbage
I heard from somewhere he has to do voice lessons to retain his accent
Sauroctonus
Well it is part of his "brand", so to speak, and he has lived in the US for a long time now.
Ryulin25
Now he is the chopper
Wussgoodbruh
This should have more upvotes lmao
maroobear
Underrated comment +1
whatupmyknitters
i used to see him and maria taking christina and katherine trick-or-treating every year, and at the park in santa monica when we were kids.
whatupmyknitters
he used to chase his girls and some other kids around the park going "HA HA DADDY IS GOING TO GET YOU" in his scary arnold voice hahaha
lysani
Picturing that is just far too amusing. Thank you for that mental image.
TheMightyCock
Man he really takes a long time to finish that haircut
LisaMegatron
I find it cute that he could definitely afford to go get his haircut, but his dad is still doing it for him anyway.
IpoopinpaperbagsjustsoIcansetthatbitchonfire
MyFavoritesAreNice
I like how he doesnt seem to have forced his Olympian accomplishments onto his son
vamninrate
Because how could you surpass that?! lol
joe40001
Patty Schwarz Party Time! PattySchwarz PartyTime! #ReferenceNobodyGets
witsharprthnfang
You're not alone in the Friend Zone.
yoshimaruTERA
Reprogramed T-800 trying to install a new microchip in a new model? That is what you don't see everyday.
DoublevBomb
Much like a man and dog, the T-800's best friend is the P-800:
AManWhoWasntThere
Can he shave mine???
wellthisisfun1
A picture on the internet of a picture posted on the internet.
shriek
Truly a great time to be alive.
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
Always upvote happy father-son pictures!
Squirellhouse
"Who iss yur daddy? An what dus he duo?" Sighh.. you are, dad, and youre cutting my hair.. "Fandtastic"
CryptFist
What about his other son the one with the maid
BeverleyMacker
Concentration to the point of aneurysm in the second one there... calm down Arnie!
babycoffin
"You never want to fail because you didn't work hard enough" -favorite Arnold quote ever
R4hb
Where did the tattoos go?
whatfloatsyourboat
He can get it
ThisJoe
That tattoo removal clearly worked very well.
420blazeitbitchez
They're kids ones Tho
logan55
This reminds me that the 2 guys from the podcast The Worst Idea of All Time got tattoos of Patty Shwartz -
Mothergooch
I can't believe nobody else pointed out the Misfits tattoo.
QZel
I didn't know Arnold had a son.... who's also a major hunk.... BARBARA FREE UP MY SCHEDULE!
onaclov2000
It seems their tattoos changed....
neutrik
Conan the barberian!
cunninlinguist
*barber
bgallagh3r
Someone give this person a damn medal.
ItsCaptain0bvious
Jesus Christ, it was right there all along +1
whothefuckisthisguy
Zorbaq
Terminating his hair!
Hybris51129
He was taken to the East... ...a great prize, where the hair masters... ...would teach him the deepest secrets.
LordOfThePenguin
Dravit
Yep, wins comment of the day from me.
Dirtyelite
????
thrillhaus
Where are the goddamn up votes for this?? +1
tHeREALbs
this needs more upvotes
Gastroboi
Yep. I won't do better than that. +1
eattree
Top work. Had to swipe back to upvote this after I got it.
KonaDarbles
Pfunk90
TIL Arnie has children.
lemonfluff
And daaaaaym is he hot!
alovelypintofguinness
Both kids should do an action comedy when they team up after they find out they're siblings
RockTheCatBox
I didn't know he had kids until my little sister dated his son (the one above) for a bit in college. That was weird.
SullySun
Wow!
porygon17
uh his mexican love child scandal was pretty big news for a while
Pfunk90
Celeb gossip rarely interests me, but I have to admit I'm a sucker for Schwarzenegger.
porygon17
http://www.eonline.com/news/242601/arnold-schwarzenegger-and-housekeeper-mistress-timeline-of-a-scandal
porygon17
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3528413/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-s-love-child-emerges-looking-just-like-muscle-man-hey-day.html
ArchQuantum
We need the Govinator to clean out the White House... Ah, I can dream
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MandingoNumber9
Uhhhh as a Californian, no he fucking wasn't.
Lochiacoveredpimple
He has been focusing his efforts on fixing Gerrymandering instead of running for Senate which I say is a great thing
eadanke
sticksosteel
Cue the Demolition Man events...
noneyobusisness
Get to the White House
nameonpaper
Did a Great job with California
LamarKpat
You have proof of this?
nameonpaper
Sarcastic
yuyufan43
I respect him for fighting back. Trump will attack ANYONE, even other Republicans who took over his show for him.
donejenn
That is how we get Taco Bell as every restaurant and cops that knit.
gablestout
samsonguy920
*Pizza Hut in the EU
Bakerduke
Actually he can't. He was born in Austria. Father was actually in the SS I believe
dragonsalsa
Even so he can still 'run' and split the republican vote in 2020 even if he isnt eligible
ArchQuantum
There is more than one way to to do it
abidelunacy
This isn't the Simpsons...tho they were right about Trump![]()
SirStrongBad
Sorry to burst your bubble but that episode was NOT in 2000. It was well after the pic on the right.
deadpoolssistersarah
No they did a trump episode like 10 years ago. When Lisa had a dream about being president.
SirStrongBad
Yeah, in that episode Lisa mentions "President Trump" as a predecessor, but the pic on the left is from a YouTube short from 2015.
abidelunacy
Pasted the wrong one- Simpsons did it :) 2000 "Bart To The Future"
EzekielsRage
I think the coolest part is that he also seems to have a close relationship with his Son from the house keeper, that's taking responsibility
CitizenPrime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMObqeihSsc
EzekielsRage
I dont know how i didn't remember that, nice
FullMetalBitch
I hope the brothers get along too, that would be so nice
mavruda
http://www.etonline.com/news/199442_arnold_schwarzenegger_takes_son_joseph_baena_to_oktoberfest_for_his_19th_birthday/
FlyinHawaiian13
That feel when you'll never drink giant mugs of beer with Arnie. Why even live
DuchessSploosh
Jesus there is no denying that kid.
mcow
On the contrary Jackie Chan doesn't give a fuck about his daughter he had with his mistress.
MandingoNumber9
Wait, what? I thought we loved Jackie Chan. I thought he was another Imgur darling.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
This is the first time I've seen someone bring up Jackie Chan's illegitimate child without being downvoted to oblivion.
iamjusthonest
Cause he is a dick. Public knowledge.
IridescentLotus
Nooooo
jeorad
Whaaat for real? How? I always thought he was a cool dude. 'Course, I only just found out about the mistress&dauther, so...
mcow
"I've made a mistake any man could made" was Chan's response to the public when the it became news a few years ago.
bexxyab
Look at his views on China and how he treated his son who went to jail for marijuana use it's a case of like the art not the artist.
ImmortanJimBob
He was also one of the big names in the Panama Papers.
mcow
Said mistress had a press conference recently saying Chan has refused to pay a single dime towards his daughter's up bringing.
imooforyou
He's charming and likeable. Some of the worst people get away with a lot of inexcusable shit with those two qualities.
Lezio
Arnold is a great man
Onomatopeepee
He's a piece of shit that commuted a murderers sentence from 16 years to 8 so he could "help out a friend"
MyDarlingFeet
The family of Luis Santos doesn't think so.
alchemist23
And an unfaithful husband
AnatolianTiger
The maid thing right
SquintEastwood
*Ahohld. FTFY
Theforgottenartoffuckey
Great nah. Tesla is a great man, Arnold lifted weights, acted and was gov. Tesla invented AC current and radio and wireless communication...
RabbiRothschildren
I'm a vegan
guiltyviper
What constitutes a great man in your eyes?
iamthisguy247
Arnold killed the T-1000 then sacrificed himself for our future. Show some respect.
realmdweller
Theforgottenartoffuckey
And then we wonder why trump is president. Got adult children here. Look at all the "hero" movies...
scoopspoops
Well, he killed a predator
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
I have a hard time calling a cheater a good man or woman.
ZeroLogain
He may well have had permission, I highly doubt Shriver didn't know. She was the other woman when they got together.
RonsMustache
well this is the internet so you can take your well reasoned comment and shove it up your USB port. I love the guy because of the movies
LordConti
Then you can't call MLK a good man by that logic. I therefore think that rule's a bit restrictive.
AawesomeAardvaark
Maybe he wasn't a good man, he just did something great historically
LordConti
That's an interesting point there. Fair enough, great things are often accomplished by bad yet successful men.
AawesomeAardvaark
I really like Hitler's paintings
ThatVoiceAtTheBackOfYourHead
I remember some politician criticising him for his infidelity, his answer was very true. It is very easy to be faithful if no one wants
ThatVoiceAtTheBackOfYourHead
to sleep with you.
10tacles
I don't think I would ever cheat my loved one but I also know that people make mistakes. So instead of tagging every human being as bad I
10tacles
would rather try to see how they do overall.
Drumple
this is the internet where 9 out of 10 mistake makers get defined by their mistakes for eternity
cphuckerr
You know honestly, that guy seems pretty cool. All stereotypes aside, I bet he loves the fuck outta his kids.
LordSloththeUndead
Yeah, his nazi fetish is super cool.
MrPornProfessional
Better than fucking the love outta his kids
emkay443
groovinit
Once he acknowledged him, I suppose.
HippDeutschMan
Schwarzenegger is a legend.
Scottchr
Smoking a joint with a glass of Chardonnay while eating a plate of chicken wings and still being in top physical condition? Legend indeed.
HungryWampa
phrasing!
wantsomecandy
Well yea, did you see the way he became turboman just to get a turboman action figure?
ChanningTastum
Definitely, heck he destroyed a parade just for his son's Christmas toy
imactuallypoopingrightnow
Steroid types*
dthvn
He'd do anything for them, as shown in his life's documentary: Commando.
CitizenPrime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMObqeihSsc
YoeyDiamantes
well...except the illegitimate ones that he didnt claim for years because he banged his maid, but yeah, his LEGIT kids? super cool Dad !
Yrmsteak
He seems like the type of guy who lives life to get 100% achievement completion.
RandAIFlagg
dude, everything I hear about him - he was a douchebag in the 80s and then as his fame grew he got to be friendlier and cooler
SickOfThisCessPool
I'd love to fuck his son too
happinessconsultant
NoGreaterTaleOfDoh
So, you'll be back--for more dick?
MennisWarehouse
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
SickOfThisCessPool
If my mother looked like his son maybe
coderpete
Phrasing!
KnifeKnut
He even went to a Caribbean Island to save his daughter from NarcoTerrorists!
roadkillll
I thought it Said "all the steriods aside"
ultimatewhamo
I recommend getting him on Snapchat. He's really good value
andrewthemiller
His Snapchat name and posts are amazing. He's enjoying life. (@arnoldschnitzel)
InnerBushman
Phrasing!
HungryPumpkn
jimmyriba
He's actually a really impressive guy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIwEG9xQ-M&t=1m09s
MickeyPupper
Heeyaou, terminate the stereotypes.
Tyrannotron
FeathersPryx
Hes actually saying fantastic
Ijustliketotalkshit
tcwelldone
And maids
awohl231
"I bet he loves the fuck outta his kids" *police sirens*
ThisMeansALot
Read fucks the love out of kids
spiceass9000
Best governator ever
Pseudosim
He wasnt horrible, I'll give him that. Better then can be said than our current fuckhead with his train to nowhere at least.
TheRealFrankTurpentine
Loves the fuck outta his ugly maid as well
MrAskani
OOOOH SNAP!
TheGifler
Noice
shakexandxbake
YodaTheWise
Like skeletor was any better
Leaveittojebus
PuckeringButthole
ElChicoGrande
At least he takes care of that kid and hangs out with him too.
Docholidayistheman
Well yeah he is his father after all
jaminjimmyjames
If only that mattered as much to everyone.
XFMR
Was gonna downvote cuz I'm sure there's a reason he did it that no one really knows... then I googled her. Upvoted because you right.
Gallus1985
You can't be a republican politician unless you either frequent gay bath houses before your KKK meetings or hate-fuck your hired help.
onecuntwolfpackistaken
This one legit made me lol
gamecockss
Ah I love having a genuine out loud laugh. Thanks +1
seemetrollinh8in
If the maid was ugly, maybe she was nice while his wife was a stone cold bitch
lkat
shotzie
Thats the laundry room in the background where he first banged her.
TehSeksyManz
She must've had a phat ass
DaneBrass
SuburbanMeerkat
FiatLuxIam
FUCKING SAUCE:![]()
MidiArbite
Yeah but he and his wife never got along. You hear the story about beheading Jerry Brown cutouts?
sectsytime
Yeah, but imagine that 20 years ago.
aarhusianer
Still not doin' it for me
ottotravel
So he is not just into the superficial, only like him more.
theREALskittlepoop
That was some politician worthy spin there, my friend
MileHighLivin
Well it was an affair and he denied the child that was a result. I don't mind the guy, just saying.
ZeroLogain
Publicly denied. We don't know the extent of the private relationship, and I doubt it was only discovered by her after he left office.
SexualPeanut
He cheated on his wife and hid the child. If you like him more then you are a horrible person with no morals.
ottotravel
Apparently his wife was also sleeping with other people it is possible they had an open relationship.
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
Well... You're a sexually aggressive peanut. And So that's just. Like. Your opinion, man.
blinblambloo
People do terrible shit it doesn't make all of them terrible people
guntbagmunkball
SitOnMyFacePleeze
What stereotypes are there for Austrians?
IAlwaysUpvoteDumps
They're Germans, right?
dohcohv
Bad painters
MsAverage
Two officers in WWI trenches, a Prussian and an Austrian. Prussian says: "I see our situation as serious, but not hopeless." (1/2)
MsAverage
An Austrian answers: "On the contrary, my friend, it is hopeless, but... not serious". (2/2)
CatTaxCollecter
They make good guns
rudejohn
Probably stereotypes of actors (particularly action stars) and politicians.
JohnnyTitelips
They are to Germany as Portugal is to Spain or Canada is to the U.S., essentially.
cardinal29
Not bad. Upvote for the SAT-worthy analogy question! I worked in an Austrian bank and my analogy is: Austrians are Nazis
JohnnyTitelips
Austria's two biggest accomplishments have been convincing people that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler wasn't.
MrBrak
I think he meant steroids
Comment543
One prominent one is keeping your offspring in a cellar for what you can guess, and so forth... Ever hear of Josef Fritzl?
GoliathSkittles
Can't really base a stereotype off one person...and even then there are worse people to come out of Austria
GoliathSkittles
Can't really base a stereotype off one person...and even then there are worse people to come out of Austria
Tyrannotron
G'day, mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
THEP00PSMITH
Lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Austria.
gunterleeds
Poot anoza shvrimp ont ze barbei, ja?
Gazchamp117
Idk but incredible people come from Austria, Adolf, Mozart and Schwarzenegger
muzzleflazh
Mengele?
karuso
Mozart is from Germany. (Salzburg was german at that time.) Austria made people believe Adolf is german and Mozart austrian..
IdreamofSchnitzel
no Salzburg was independent from 1328 until 1805
DawnTakeYouALL
One of these things are not like the other! One of these things just doesn't belong.
ActuallyLeonTrotsky
Yes two are surnames and the other one is a first name
TheFatDaddy
Yeah, the fucking music nerd. Good ol Dolf out here paintin n shit.
aboxacaraflatafan
Seriously. I don't even know how you could put the three in the same category. Two artists and a meathead? Gimme a break!
aPokal
You mean two artist and a real estate millionaire?