JustAnotherCynicToo
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Nov 25, 2015 4:41 PM
JustAnotherCynicToo
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bigshot1232
Love it.
Zokathra
Your mother is so fat she will not even budge when FUS-RO-DAH.
TakingCareOfBusiness
Your mother is so fat, she has serious health issues.
torhs
Your moms so fat, the nords blame the mages everytime she sits down
DoctorJimmyBrungus
Your Mothers gums are so black she spits skooma
blackfire1
Your mamma's such an old slut they found her sex toys in a Dwemer temple and called it a Centurion.
BitchButcher
"Your mother is so ugly, even Deckard Cain can't identify her." Ohh...wrong game...
YoSoyMilk
Your momma so loose they named The Rift after her
blackfire1
You mamma's so fat, when she joined one side of the rebellion her other half joined the other side.
kiamuddess
Your momma is so ugly, an Orc wouldn't touch her with a ten foot battleaxe.
Satsuz
These are all even better if you remember to read them in the guards' Nord accents. Preferably out loud.
Buckethead0004
Your mama's so fat half of Winterhold fell into the ocean when she went for a visit
Lucidia12
yo mama so fat she made skyrim go elsweyr
BeardedCoffeeMonkey
#5 Ohhhhhh! Buuuuuuurn!
aardvark2k
If she's an arrow, they'd have taken her to their knee. Did she run into them?
JustAnotherCynicToo
Face first... towards their groin... mouth open...
Chiningano
Your mother is so old she went to bleak falls Barrow and was welcomed home
plasticfanblade
Yo mamas so fat it's called the sunken temple cause she sat on it.
Kalekus
You mother is so fat that everyone mistakes her for a horker.
Snaitf
Yo mama's so fat, she ate all my sweetrolls.
Eggbutts
Your mamma's so fat, they got rid of Alduin's title and called HER the World-Eater.
Buckethead0004
Your mama was so fat they initially built Dragonsreach to house her.
BrassKicker
Your mama so fat that when she met the greybeards, the whole mountain toppled over.
NordfjellBerg
Your mother is so fat that if you took her picture and hung it on the well. It would fall down
plasticfanblade
Yo mamas so fat she's still stuck at level 60 cause she couldn't fit through the dark portal.
Salvantas
She should just buy WoD for the level 90 character boost, or Legion for the level 100 character boost.
kilgoreeyor
Fus-ro-donut
KissMyLuckyLoveEgg
This hasn't got nearly enough recognition!
kilgoreeyor
Lol I'll rephrase
GingerLaird
You're mother is such a bitch that Alduin let her do his job for him.
hugeroner
Your mother is so promiscuous she invented the Skyrim-job.
tayodore
this should ave more upvotes
GodOfTittiesAndWine
Your mother is so ugly that they named you dragonborn.
Mooboy2000
out of the majority I'm seeing here... this one is probably the best lol nice one.
owlest
haha
mytola
Fuck you. I haven't got Fallout 4 yet :(
FightingFurball
Your Mommas eating habits are so disgusting that Strong liked them!
HappyShark
Dude bro it's ok. Skyrim neverending. I'm still traveling around :D
JustAnotherCynicToo
Nor I, friend. Nor I.