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mitch0665
lived in this house unlocked for 15 years have had people stop let themselves in and leave a note for me no problem . That's small town
TheVerySorryCanadian
I live in Kingston, Ontario and it was snowing last week.
Mercenarity
#20 I expected a map that wasn't colored in at all because they colored "Nunavit." Get it? "None of it?" Ahh, I'll get my coat …
AintNoPowerintheVerseWhatCanStopMe
HOCKEY EH TIMMIES LOONIE EH
KnucleheadFlow
#11 I've seen one better. When I worked at Mississauga city hall, I saw geese crossing using the frickin crosswalk!
Silkiestfiend
I live in canada, before I moved out to the countryside my shit got broken into several times a night.
kuraiholy
#1 I left my keys in the door in the city. Same thing happened. Then coworker said "They just made copies to get you later." ...well fuck.
milanwat
YOU ARE BADASS BUT I AM GOODASS
kmikl
I'm goodass... and you're little goodie TWO-SHOES! Little goodie TWO-SHOES! Little goodie TWO-SHOES!
Vladimirtod1
Who the hell would lift a ban on tailgating.
mileshunt1976
Blasfemur
Note to self: If I get the opportunity to travel through time, I shan't be visiting Canada before 1964. It is a place sans purpose.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
If you die in Canada do you die in real life?
kmikl
Only on Thursday. We won't bring people back on Thursdays. It's tradition. If you die in Canada on Thursday, game over.
Gianttesticlemonster
#11. Welp if theres any reason to pull a Uturn and speed away in the opposite direction its 4 geese together.
kmikl
Please, stay away then.
hovesh
#6: -40, -22 -4, 14°F for us Americans. A swing of 50 american units really does make you feel like wearing shorts outdoors.
Lavie154
dear god.. a swing of 50... if we had a change of 50 degrees within days in California, that'd be from like 65 to 115
hardlyfatal
I lived in a Northern ON town pop. 700 & everyone always left their keys in. I was considered rude & suspicious b/c I would not do so also.
DerlockeMolmes
I don't generally care for the stereotypes but these are all pretty Trudeau.
drunkenkneeturtle
I feel like this comment is underappreciated
DerlockeMolmes
Where are all the Canadians eh? Or even politically aware Americans?
Davesnothere1414
typhoonx1
I always upvote robin sparkles eh.
Canadoug
Meanwhile in Canada my wife and I went on a week long vacation. I forgot to lock the front door. Nothing happened.
CorneliusCornwall
I love Canada. I want to have a home there someday.
TC421K
Depending on the area it's not as great as it seems
daytodaze
That's pretty well true for every country on earth.
AniTheCrazy
As a girl from Kentucky who REALLY wants to visit Vancouver BC, what's something I shouldn't forget before I visit that I might not know of?
CptCaboose
Sugar cabin, colored money, snow.
AniTheCrazy
Do the 100 dollar bills actually smell like maple syrup, or lol is that just a myth?
CptCaboose
They do. Just put one in a zip bag for a while so the smell intensifies. You will see !
AniTheCrazy
Cooool
Sejanus1964
Love being Canadian living near the US border. Best of both worlds.
kmikl
If you live in Canada, yeah. :)
Begotten
Don't most of you live near the border
JJuster
Nunavut isn't coloured in properly half of some o those islands belong to NWT
AManWoman
Real question, what's in Nunavut? It looks exciting on the map
JJuster
Ice. Lots of it. And Iqaluit, their capital. The one I had to learn to spell just after learning "Q" is always followed by a "U"
ssokolow
Tundra and ice mostly, but see also Wikipedia's photos of Mount Asgard and Mount Thor. Canada has mountain ranges on three sides.
ssokolow
West: Rockies, East: Appalachians, North: Arctic Cordillera… and the Canadian Shield is mountains so ancient they're worn flat.
JazzHandsFan
HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK!
riboflaven
Meet me behind the Timmies by' we're gonna have a right big scuffle.
consultingassbutt
What the fuck did you just say about my mom?
JazzHandsFan
Sorry bro, I was talking to OP, because faggotry.
kmikl
We don't talk to OP like that, you know better.
kmikl
Son, use English. Your Canadian needs more work than I can point out in 140 characters.
TheGrubinator
Moose ice Zamboni, syrup?
kmikl
Dougie Puck, moose hockey universal healthcare. Colin Mochrie, Kootenay.
BlazeMarshall
I know he's bad, but there's no reason to call him THAT.
HowDoIMemes
I'm sorry for your rudeness and the fact that you are a disgrace to our country
JazzHandsFan
Sorry.
HowDoIMemes
I'm more sorry
JazzHandsFan
Oh. Sorry about that.
HowDoIMemes
Terribly sorry
JohnnieTheShrubber
I live where people talk funny
usernameofsomekind
Me too!
Apeikea
Same! :")
DrNick
Who the hell made the map though? Labrador "New Ireland"?
kmikl
My wife is from where people talk REALLY funny.
JohnnieTheShrubber
Haha the Rock or the Island?
kmikl
Rock... Gander specifically.
CptCaboose
Care toé po ak sa mon acadien !
Totsmacgee
Canada checking in. I left for the weekend and left my front door wide open. When I came back, nothing happened. The end.
IcyLucario
How'd you manage that anyway? Just didn't shut it all the way?
Totsmacgee
We were in a rush and I just flat out didn't even attempt to close it.
JubJub897
Wasn't the guy wearing the red Canadian leaf costume a cyber stalker and sex offender? Correct me if I am wrong please, cannot remember.
CantWeAllJustGetOolong
He pushed himself on underaged girls and made pressured his girlfriends for sex with his "Tumblr fame"
MsArchitect
No, I think he just looks similar. That guy works at Liberty Tax, he wears the leaf suit on the street to get customers.
RemiRixJones
Can anyone confirm?!
crabbydotca
Ha! Back in my day, we didn't even have Nunavut! The whole thing was just Northwest Territories, good luck colouring that in before lunch!
patelphilia
the worst part of filling in that map was fitting in Saskatchewan into that tiny province.
MonsoonPoultryHospital
I was in elementary school when we got Nunavut, and we had to add it into all our maps!
crabbydotca
Same! I believe I was in grade 4. Added challenge!
maholt
Is Canada Even?
Mechlai
me: "oh, let me see where I fit on the infographic... "people who talk funny" for fucks sake
Strongharbour432
I mean, what else would they put in? The fish that no longer exist? The Deflated oil markets? face it, we have accents...
Mechlai
"fog" also hi from NS
Strongharbour432
Well... Yeah... We got a lot of that too I suppose... And hearty greetings from St.John's
porkbeast3000
It can be odd at times
kmikl
True. It's not easily divisible, even after a few referendums.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Remember that kid who shot up a mosque there? He turned himself in and apologizes. Canadian terrorists turn themselves in and apologize...
SexualConsent
Back in the 70s I read about a bunch of Quebecoise separatists who wanted to make Quebec independent, so they put 200 bombs all over
Strongharbour432
But they were 'French' Canadians, a bit different than the Irish/English/european/assorted other stock
cepheidvariable
Don't forget to mention May 2-4, which is coming up soon!
sockmarks
Fireworks and booooze!!
coolawine
So make sure to stock up on at least one 2-4 and at least 3 26ers
iamthisguy247
Yes Victoria Day weekend. We don't really know why we have this holiday or what it means, but we don't care, we just drink.
RulesOfImgur
Oh, like the us and Columbus day
SomeDetroitGuy
That sounds very American, actually...
Mawse
I'm off to blue river to camp!
iamthisguy247
Where's that? Me and my friends used to camp every May 2-4.
DavidBrooker
Its officially the Queen's birthday in Canada. This is despite the fact that Elizabeth II was born in April. The Queen is, as far as I 1/2
DavidBrooker
know, the only person who gets to pick their own birthday by statute. 2/2
DavidBrooker
(Its Queen Victoria's birthday, which we declared to also be the birthday of every monarch thereafter)
gopms
I was born in England and so was my sister. When we went for our citizenship interview in Canada the guy doing the interview pointed to 1/?
gopms
2/? to a picture of Queen Elizabeth and said "who's that?" as one of our test questions. My sister, who not to belabor the point was born
gopms
3/? in England said "Queen Victoria!" Me: "She's kidding of course, we know who that is, let us in!" Sister:
gopms
4/? "Why do we have Victoria Day if she isn't even the queen?!?!?! They did let us both in.
wandergeist
It's Queen Victoria's birthday; she was Queen when Canada confederated. Related: How Alberta got its name
DavidBrooker
It's on the day of Queen Victoria's birthday, but it's officially the Monarchs birthday in Canada (regardless of their real day of birth)
iamthisguy247
See you're telling me this now, but in a year I'll have forgotten this and will still drink to the holiday.
DavidBrooker
Also, Alberta is named after Princess Louise Alberta - so Lake Louise is named after the same person twice.
TheGreatLemonWheel
TheMarkofKite
Every summer solstice we gather around it and apologize.
Raushoth
Shhhhh, don't tell everyone!
aBastardNoLonger
Fun fact: - 40° Celsius and - 40° Fahrenheit are the same temperature.
PolishSpaceProgram
That must be where the strategic syrup reserve is located.
DickGarden
Its like the giant wand in fairy world!
KijijiT
RulesOfImgur
ROBIN SPARKLES!!!
gamehero1829
Cut it down
stardy
the world would turn to chaos and end itself. is this truly what you wish?
gamehero1829
Yes
stardy
ah. carry on then
HEXADECIMAL
You can burn the tree, but you'll never get the maple out of those polite ppl. Friend was mugged there, mugger apologized during it.
TheGrubinator
"I'm really sorry about this. Like, really. I'm just really broke. Jeeze, I hope I didn't hurt you. Here's my info if you need me to take(1)
TheGrubinator
care of any hospital costs. I'm trusting you not to call the cops, though. Don't be a hoser, eh?"
SexualConsent
Hospital costs!? *Laughs hysterically in free-healthcare Canadian*
TheGrubinator
See above: Maybe the mugger was in Wisconsin at the time.
HibernativeNaptosis
Hahaha hospital costs? Not in Canada
TheGrubinator
Well, maybe it was a Canadian mugger who took a trip over the border to Wisconsin?
ALegendaryHero
Here you go, have a reaction gif for that comment
thevortexmaster
I left my keys in the lock of my restaurant on the Main Street between the two busiest bars (I was drunk) came back to them still there.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
My roommate had this problem in our dorm, thank God our hall mates were trustworthy
INeedToChangeMyUsername
I've left my keys in my car overnight. They were still there in the morning. I live in Edinburgh, Scotland.
miker650
I've left my keys in my apartment door several times, not only does nothing bad happen, someone knocks at my door and tells me everytime
kraken003
meanwhile in minnesota, i dont even have keys to my house, my wife does.... then again...doggo weighs 140
Horro
I used to work for an extremely famous brew pub. One Christmas party the front doors were left wide open in the sketchy part of town. Nothin
ProfessionalZombieSlayer
I live in West Virginia, when I was 18 my wallet got stolen from my house (break in) and they stole 600+ off my debit and tried to open
ProfessionalZombieSlayer
Credit card accounts in my name. Called police. They said they were too busy.
JayceFromStateFarm
My coworkers and I never lock our cars and just throw the keys in the glove box and in years nothings ever happened
ModernFalconer
Meanwhile, someone breaks in to my car to steal my wallet. Also Canada
Mailvirgo
sorry
thevortexmaster
For what?
VoltageXL1
My friend just got a new S8+ and left it on his car in the delivery box by accident before leaving the post office. He went back the next -
VoltageXL1
day and found that someone returned it. It was unlocked btw so it would've been the perfect steal. This was also in canada
Madcaplaughs84
I've left my keys in my apartment and my old houses door several times. No problems.
thevortexmaster
Most of my life I've never locked my doors
HamJenkins
One time I left my car unlocked for a couple hours and it got broken into (I'm American)
Kladeda86
I have lef my keys in my ignition with the windows rolled all the way down, wake up at noon thirty to find nothing has moved. Also American
Mander84
One time I lost my keys. Then I found them in the same spot I left them.
ComeJoinTheMurder
I left our back door open one night, got ransacked by racoons. Such is kansas life.
Madcaplaughs84
Canadian, but my parents live in a shitty area. When they had a shitty car (and no garage) it was cheaper to leave the doors unlocked
Madcaplaughs84
because there was nothing in there and no one would steal it than risk a broken window
biohazard918
And the difference is here in the us you have to leave the windows down too because people will break them before trying the handle.
brokenbreakfastcereal
I was gone for literally 2 hours. This is the middle of the day in public. http://imgur.com/nMaeRVe #chicago