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It had been awhile since i had started feeling like this towards her but i just hadn't had the confidence to tell her. Finally i grew big enough balls to tell her. All of the sudden she just started getting really mad at me. I though people wanted honesty but then again, what do i know? I guess telling someone that you hate them and think that they are a little bitch is not ok or something? I guess i should just make her a good cup of concrete so she can harden up a little.
Thisisvisuallypleasing
if you stop masturbating for long enough your balls will always be big!
Amazingamandaaaaa
I did the same yesterday, but he kept avoiding the subject.
mungojerrysideburns
I was waiting for you to say you stood with ur balls next to the microwave for hours and she was upset by the radioactive set u were sportin
TheLastImgurian
"what an ass" your thoughts before confessing your feelings
Mostlydeadpool
oh sure, everyone SAYS they want "honest and open feedback" but when you actually deliver? screaming. throwing stuff. restraining orders..
Lenthas
People never want honesty, they want convincing lies that don't destroy their sphere of imagination and blissful ignorance.
SometimesItJustMeansFuggedaboutit
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
That pretty much summed up my reaction. Haha
mrtaliz
Rookthebaggins
jvillager916
HTFU!!!
waterbored
You got me @op. Good twist
lordofhouselurker
HenryDorsettCase
nope, thought this was HER response which made totally sense.
invisibulman
Plot twist, was OP's daughter.
thisisreallynottheusernameiwanted
STINKPICKEL
When someone gets upset with me, I tell them calm down, take a deep breath, now hold it for 20 minutes.
TheRealSteveBrule
Nothing beats a good cup of concert.
thetruegabyjamie
I, too, wish I could attend concerts in cups. Teach me master.
Mostlydeadpool
you first need to train 100 crickets to chirp in harmony...
StylexP
Savage.
merprincesspacifica
What's a cup of concert?
blindoctor
That's not what it says.
merprincesspacifica
Well it used to
somenerandom
I'm amazed at how many people don't even read the posts they comment under. Seriously guys?
Phesto
wonderingaround
thethirdeye
SABill
At least you were honest!
LloydBrockman
Well played.
SnipingsaGoodJobm8
Falsie
I love going through the comments to see who actually read this.
Ihazcheeseburger
I read it and still don't get it. I get the whole he was actually insulting her part, but why was she screaming and what's with the concrete
Falsie
He insulted her so he got screamed at. Concrete was a stupid joke - "so she could harden up".
Skyeface
All of *a* sudden. I'm surprised none of you said anything...
YippyChihuahua
Read again, I'm pretty sure it's right
ilikebenches
No it's still wrong because you're obviously very stupid.
dexterousgek
When no one reads the punchline, is it even a joke anymore?
Mikeiller
If a tree fall on a clown in the woods and nobody's there, is it still funny?
Mostlydeadpool
if a tree falls on a mime, does anyone hear it?
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
Yes
tiredbossdogtired
You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!!!
GDizzWCU
Solid reference.
7oidberg
zappyguy
I want to 3D print a handle with truth written on it now.
tadhgmce21101
A very drunk man walks into a bar and orders vermouth. The barman looks him up and down and says "vermouth? You want vermouth? You can't han
tadhgmce21101
dle vermouth."
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
.......
TBarracuda33
Some people in comments don't get it... Read it again and pay attention this time
Qumefox
I'm aware this is a joke, but I honestly wish it'd happened a few times in the past.
TBarracuda33
Just remember when you're afraid to do something... We are on a specs on a rock floating through the vastness of space...
Qumefox
When I was afraid of something? Did you even read my entire comment? I didn't quit talking to myself...
Qumefox
There have been a few people in the past who just quit speaking to me and to this day I still have NFC why.
somewhatcreative
Can someone explain this for me...sorry! I mean for a friend...
breakdancingzombies
It thumbnail's to make it look like a rejection post but it's the opposite. He declared his hate for her instead and she took it bad.
somewhatcreative
I see that now, thank you.
LeadByBadExample
No. Fuck you. I fucking hate you.
somewhatcreative
You live up to your username at least?
ATalkingMushroom
You need a hug or something, man?
LeadByBadExample
Yeah, I do.
NZSheeps
"I guess telling someone that you hate them and think that they are a little bitch is not ok or something?"
somewhatcreative
Ok, chur bro.
itsybitsyspider
Oh, I thought it was the girl calling him a little bitch and she hates him.
itsybitsyspider
To be fair, I just woke up/