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Apr 7, 2017 2:36 PM
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JasonJonesusaf
Dear god I love poutine
Chosebinne
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
definetlynotlichtenstein
Well I am not poutine-ing in my mouth
naughtyrev
I would kill for some poutine right about now.
Fefras
Only one serving?
ThatRandomCanadian
Finally, I am as close to relevant as I think I can be!
BeerandCats
I have the normalest boner right now...
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Zackzoil
Ashton!
killerqueen19
Why can't I have this in the US? It's not fair.
MaxweIIhaus
Deliciousness.
KijijiT
Needs chopped onions. If you like onions, it will change your life.
Tankgirl79
As someone who has to eat low fat low protein cuz of an upcoming gallbladder surgery......this is pure torture!
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Had to have one today. Thanks to you.
thedarkcanuck
-breathes heavily in Quebecois-
WKM100
I love poontang
hoochandturner
Looks great we have a similar dish in Ireland. Chunky chips gravy and a good mature cheddar
MoreTacosPlease
TeamBearArms
*Salivates in Canadian*
NotYourAverageLatino
You guys know whats the best poutine place in Toronto?
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
None of the above.
ChaoticAtmosphere
Chez Ashton!!! I miss Quebec just for that restaurant!!!
TuxKamen
Every fucking place that sells "poutine" around here has this crappy bland white melted cheese instead of curds. I really want authentic.
Assfullofbread
I'm from Quebec, they sell it everywhere. I'll send you some of you want
Assfullofbread
*if
kibbypie
It's not a poutine if there aren't curds.
IndustrialGradePartyPooper
Daily dose? That much poutine a day will give you diabetus.
romanrunner
You're right, its probably more like brunch poutine. Dinner poutine would be about twice that much.
ScootyPuffSr
Health Canada can't mail you warnings if Potatoes New Brunswick has filled your inbox with thank-you notes.
AtYourFuneral
Poutine wouldn't do that.
swordoath0
Poutine wouldn't hurt you like that.
ChaoticAtmosphere
Chez Ashton has the best damn poutine in the Quebec City area.
LightStriker
Lies! This cheap shit is nasty!
gindiesel
don't worry about the downvotes at least you know about good poutine!
LightStriker
Ashton is like the McDonald of poutine. It's great when you're drunk.
ArnoldSchwarzeNword
Everytime I see poutine, I get super jealous because it looks amazing. Then I remember I'd have to go to Canada to get some... And the (1/2)
ArnoldSchwarzeNword
(2/2) Ron Swanson in me takes control and talks some sense into me.
ScootyPuffSr
I still can't figure out how poutine is not a thing in America. We couldn't have custom-engineered it as a "state fair" food if we'd tried.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Well, there's cheese fries. Not poutine, but it is 'murican.
romanrunner
You could always just make it yourself
crispygrapes
I want to make this, but recipes I'm looking at just say "cheese curds." What kind of cheese is it?
romanrunner
cheese curd is the type of cheese. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_curd
countmeout
You could probably get by with either a white cheddar or mozzarella. Or really any similar cheese you like
Thatllbuffrightout
How do you pronounce this? Like "poo-teen"?
simsom4343
pronounce it like: Putin
HighestHorse
FuzzyMedic
Poo-teen it in mah mouf
KaliDogs
I had a friend who pronounced it pu-tain. Weirdest part was that she had immediate family living in France. She honestly didn't know.
BlahBlahMeatEater
Where my roots are poutain means slut.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
France has nothing to do with poutine. Sorry, it's Canadian.
BlahBlahMeatEater
Anglophones pronounce it that way. Francophones pronounce it "poo-tin".
Assfullofbread
Poo-tin is the real way
breezecakeyum
Poo-tin on the ritz?
RoovyRoo
You forgot the "hon-hon" at the end
Cloudeur
Quebecers, NOT French! So he forgot the "tabarnak" at the end!
ElectricDiscoSharks
Poo-teen but depending on the age of the potatoes it could be poo-old etc and so on
Thatllbuffrightout
Most informative comment thus far
havock003
Bah dum tiss
mcjonesy1982
It's not "Poo-teen", it's "Pouts-in". The rest of Canada is doing it wrong.
BlahBlahMeatEater
I humbly stand corrected.
oxfordsorbrogues
I don't know any Francophones who have an S in it when they say it
overworkeddad
What is poutine? I ran out of Google.
risiblewilbury123456
Chips and gravy? Sounds like a wigan dish
ironduckx
I think its banned pic in russia
rainbowabsolutglass
Fuck you
oscillatingdogfan
As an American, it's THE reason I want to move to Canada. (That and healthcare...which will be needed with how much poutine I'll be eating.)
MRSHomerJSimpson
I don't understand how that is not our national meal.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Delicious
Sandman801
Some say it's the only thing that makes Canada tolerable...
overworkeddad
Maple syrup
Kaiolas
We are sorry you feel that way
MrShpoople
They have good music too
Sandman801
(Justin Bieber)
howeeee
No... we shipped that to the US.
HighestHorse
Canada intolerable? Says who?
MrBelvedere
Someone who's not sorry, I guess
Drhuh
How dare you sir, if you don't take that back I've got half a mind to get into my pjs and have a pillow fight with you!
Sandman801
Drhuh
That's pretty much the method I use when throwing a pillow at someone...
ChaoticAtmosphere
@OP You made me go out and get one myself.
Ootandabootehh
Mmmmm, Smokes!!
26savage
I wonder what that toilet paper is used for
96DAWn
Oh god why is this not a thing in germany? This should so be a thing in germany.
vulgarbaby
Sounds like a good business opportunity for you
ChaoticAtmosphere
It's got to be made with cheese curds though, you know the kind that sounds like your teeth are washing windows when you chew them. :)
96DAWn
If I had any idea where to get those here, I totally would
ChaoticAtmosphere
Import from Quebec or go to Quebec to learn how to make them. Is basically very young white cheddar. Super mild.
0manuellabor0
Smokes is ok, but still...
ChaoticAtmosphere
It's all I've got here in Ontario. Trust me, if I could go to Chez Ashton, I would over Smokes any day. Smokes gravy isn't the best at all.
13rennon
There's like 100 places in the GTA you can get great poutine, they're just not poutine exclusive places like Smokes...
theartofmath
Not sure if it exists outside Ottawa, but what do you think of Spuds?
countmeout
Is spuds still a thing? The one at elmvale turned into disco burger or something. I remember there being WAY to much gravy. Chip truck ftw!
theartofmath
There was one in Kanata up until quite recently. Gone now, but not sure if it moved or closed
0manuellabor0
I'm also in Ontario, and it's true, we're at a disadvantage. Get st huberts sauce from the supermarket and do something decent at home,
skinnerspondbouy
Any Chip Wagon in eastern Ontario. Dixie Chips In Portland ROCKS
ChaoticAtmosphere
Oh fuck, another restaurant I miss that's only in Quebec. Damn you!!! :P Way better than Swiss Chalet crap.
0manuellabor0
Right?! But you should be able to get the sauce at most Metros.
theartofmath
It's not just in Quebec. We have several here in Ottawa
Cloudeur
Smokes' gravy tastes like a mix of rotten chicken and bleach! THE best ones are from "casse-croûte" along the 20 or the 40 highways!
0manuellabor0
I'll stop art one next time I'm on my way to MTL!
ChaoticAtmosphere
This is true. I'm not crazy about smokes gravy at all. I find it tastes like what pine-sol smells like.
13rennon
I'd rather have KFC poutine than Smokes....
ChaoticAtmosphere
Ewwww, I tried KFC poutine and spit out the first bite when they first came out with it years ago. That shit tastes like vomit.