UndeadKurtCobain
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Yeah, that WOULD be Great.
May 14, 2017 7:29 PM
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FckfacevonClownstick
Stop having such shitty taste in music.
HypnoButler
Stop listening to shitty music?
limanoa
Or honking in commercials
TheProfessionalMike
... And screeching tires
nukethelizards
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
or cell phone rings.
AntTrapHouse
That's why I hate it when npr does interviews on the street and there's cars honking all over the place
DQGrillburger
Or horns honking on radio commercials
lastbutnotleast1
Or stop listening to crap music
TeelinMyself
Rain drop, STOP COP!
Lionchild78
Agree 100%. Not even in radio ads
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
In music?
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
http://imgur.com/prDE1ye
Roqinn
How about alarms in songs? I can't listen to Time from Pink Floyd while I sleep anymore. Wakes me up every time.
kevibhoy67
Gives me a fright even though i know its coming.
rockomazuki
but that's a good album, give it a try a awake, i mean it
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I got the version that just skips the clocks, doesn't take anything away from the song, just saves you a headache
duckshooter
Well don't listen to Wiz Khalifa then.
IStillGiveOutDickPics
thats just general good advice for anyone
TheHengeProphet
It's not legal to have sirens on the radio in the U.S. As such, I determine this is more your fault than the artists'.
Daneurl1
Yeah cos I'm wanted and it makes me nervous.
13thDukeofWybourne
Or:
AfroSamuraiRM
"Did that guy see me knock over that thing in the story and not put it back?"
AfroSamuraiRM
FUCK I MEANT STORE WHATEVER YOU GET IT LETS MOVE ALONG
kwkspectre
Music with sirens in it is shit music.
kwkspectre
Except this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtsjPOMku4
horrocj1
That shit should be illegal.
damspam
That and car horns in music. Like I get free speech & all but there's a reason shouting "fire" in a crowded theater is illegal.
IStillGiveOutDickPics
http://civil-liberties.yoexpert.com/civil-liberties-general/is-it-legal-to-shout-%22fire%22-in-a-crowded-theater-19421.html
damspam
OH GOD PANIC
geiokami
Also an air horn is not an instrument
minkuschild
If a legit bomb was to be dropped, and I heard the siren... I'd be waiting for the bass drop. Not a bomb drop
ChickenROAR
QOTSA has a song with drum pedals that sync with my turn signals.
reux
God is on the Radio?
ChickenROAR
I Never Came.
thisisatypoo
How about all the time? I don't think everyone knows your driving schedule.
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thisisatypoo
No, I understood it was for airline pilots.
ShockedRobbieRotten
Does anyone else downvote deleted comments that are already negative?
TheCalvinintheWoods
Whoosh.
KtotheUZGandaUn
I do. No I'm not camping outside their home with binoculars and lotion.
mikeatike
What kind of lotion do you use on binoculars?
KtotheUZGandaUn
The third one.
UndeadKurtCobain
I've asked you to leave so many times.
Royaltykin
I'm white, so I don't have to worry about that sort of thing. No one ever puts sirens in country music!
solaruin
dude look at all the people you triggered, congrats!
Irish1228
They only put God awful singing in "country" music!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
"country" music? you mean pop with a southern accent?
Irish1228
Exactly. It's utterly horrid music
Bizarkly
Unfortunately, they put something *even worse* in country music -- country "music"...
onlyhalfghost
That's why you gotta be the other kinda white and listen to metal instead! \m/
Royaltykin
Ahh, should have gone with metal instead. The joke wasn't that WP listen to bad music, but that I was implying WP don't get pulled over
onlyhalfghost
nah, country works better; I know of Japanese, Korean, Arabic, and at least one black metalheads, but only white country music listeners.
Rexli78
That moment when you can't tell if Sirens in Music is a real thing, or of this is a joke about him being chased by the police.
Batmanballs3
callmethelizardqueen
Ahhh reminds me of that time I got on the freeway and for some reason everyone was in the right lane. Got in the left and started cruising..
callmethelizardqueen
noticed the car in the HOV, guys staring at me, confused. Looked in my rear view- saw nothing but cops. Oops, police chase. I politely moved
callmethelizardqueen
over a lane to give them room. I'm not going to be late for them.
ourari
★★★★★
IAmDarthBane
Especially when I'm stoned. It's always rap too and guess what music I listen to while stoned? Fuckers.
geiokami
Don't do illegal drugs?
IAmDarthBane
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
"Illegal"? this isn't 1945 anymore buckaroo, reefer madness is legal in areas now
sweetnaivety
well, weed is legal in some states..
geiokami
Then why be worried about cops while high?
IAmDarthBane
Side effects include paranoia but I won't lie, it's not legal here yet. It was where I purchased it though. Weed laws are still stupid.
sweetnaivety
it IS illegal to drive while stoned, though.
Suggestive
"ey blud, put some sirens n shit to liven up the track" - artist. "Hol' up....*ring* eyo kurt, you drivin? Aiight. *clack* yeah uh.. No"
Artoris
I speak a little jive.
Handlle
Skree skree?
Automatomatic
Word
UndeadKurtCobain
I like the New York accent you portrayed in your text
PinkyandtheBane
Shamalamadingdong to you too
sweatshopkids
I'm too white to read that.
sciencebasedlifeform
KtotheUZGandaUn
"My dear friend, I would like for you to insert police sirens in the music I am currently creating right now." - communicated a member of
KtotheUZGandaUn
strange species known as "African-Americans".* Phone rings*. "Why, hello, Kurt, are you driving a personal vehicle? OK then. Disregard my
KtotheUZGandaUn
Previous statement, fellow African-American friend I mean gang member."
inmat
"Hey brother, put some sirens and shit to liven up the track," said the artist.
inmat
"Hold up," the other person said. They called @OP to verify if they were driving. @OP was. The other person denied the artist awkwardly.
ShitPissFartWoods
Dude you're like a level 92 wizard of niggatry, noice
MasterRaziel
inmat
I'm so white I sparkle in the sun.
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
And doorbell sounds on tv shows. Damn dog can't tell the difference.
TheMysticS
My gal Galadriel (Gladdy for short) , a Chessie did the same, & we never had a bell. Also, the back-up beeping. She hated trucks. Miss u???
benson213
The fucked up thing is the whole time we've had our dogs, we've never had a doorbell. AND THEY STILL LOSE THEIR SHIT EVERYTIME
pyrrhlis
My dogs go nuts for like 5 minutes when one's on TV. We've never had a doorbell.
JohmBambo
I removed my door bell. Allso I don't have a dog. Allso I don't like any one to come over. But then again, im Finnish.
IrredeemableSN
Same. Even saying "ding dong" in a tone similar to the real doorbell sets them off in our house. Tested it once.
NewWorldMan
Your dog always thinks the person at the door is there for him too huh
KismetCrew
How do all of my dogs inherently understand that the various sounds on TV shows are all doorbells, no matter how different they sound?
KismetCrew
I've never heard anything that sounds at all like our doorbell, but all 4 of my dogs go nuts, regardless of what the TV doorbell sounds like
RelevantForOnce
This is so interesting!!
BreastInspector
I think the problem might also just be that they can't tell the difference period between threatening and non-hostel noises, no?
CairoLen
*hostile
BreastInspector
Thank you
cyno01
We dont even have a door bell! Our last place didnt ahve a doorbell! Where did she pick this up?
pearika
right??? i've never lived in a place with a door bell yet my dog goes crazy. is it intrinsic??
Tywinning
Perhaps it's a distinct and unusual sound and doge is excited about the new thing? Paging Dr Science
pearika
she always runs to the door to check for strangers tho. it's spooky
therearenomoreusernamesleft
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MyPerception
Car horns in music while driving is even worse.
ollyrukes
A subtle engine knocking sound is also incredibly annoying
samvimesbootstheory
One of my local radio stations has honking and squealing tires as part of their every-ten-minutes traffic. I avoid them.
flygonbreloom
Shoot, that's goddamn evil. Aren't there laws against that?
samvimesbootstheory
I don't know if there are any laws but there damn well should be!
imgurianthefirst
it drives me CRAZY
mandadadada
There is also the clicks or reloading guns, it literally stresses the fuck out of me.
damspam
One song literally had the sound of horn & tires screeching coming from ONE speaker. I thought I was gonna get t-boned on the drivers side
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
One of the old Spotify ads began with a bunch of car horns and I almost got in an accident.
Grizy
I know the exact ad you're talking about. FUCK that ad.
battlepants
I usually hear that as part of some add for some shitty used car place.
ExaltedFlower
Yeah, car horns/sirens in songs both annoy and scare me! Can we just have good music? Is that too much?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I know that it's not, but that definitely looks like Jim Halpert in an animated version of The Office
ExaltedFlower
Haha, he does!
mrbadxampl
I want to slaughter the person that changed the ice cream truck jingle to include sound effects
Selendrile
Ya! The racist lyrics are enough! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQopxI69ls
geiokami
My local one started playing AC/DC
mrbadxampl
where do you live?!? I would LOVE that
MandingoNumber10
*who
mrbadxampl
who? if I knew, they'd be dead already
Znayx
Yeah you don't know how to English.
Ocolura
"HellOOOOOOOO!!"
littlesquishablecake
My grandmother likes to yell HELLO back at those. It's adorable. When she does it outside, that is...
mrbadxampl
[violent rage intensifies]
Adenocarcinoma
Uhhh Ice Cream trucks have played greensleaves for as long as i remember
Executor32
The ice cream trucks when I was a kid always played 'Turkey in the Straw', like this: https://youtu.be/CZB6WXDuM1g
ZoidbergIsGreat
That's what I'm used to. Now they got some fucked up version with annoying sound bits in it. It's awful.
cheeseducksg
The truck that comes to my ghetto apartment complex plays that doing with a shitty drum beat added in. It's really awful.
smartcar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWf8HrvscF4
TheCalvinintheWoods
Wait, WHAT?
IamtheFloridaMan
Honk Honk
VerdantRah
I too would like to know
YourParents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrWtFCXvhY
RollyPollyJelly
Wtf?!
Vophsi
Well my local ice cream truck got closed down for dealing drugs
likechocolateforchocolate
My local ice cream truck accepts food stamps lol
MyUsernameNeverChecksOut
Now THAT is an ice cream truck
GnomeHomo
*an ice truck
MakerOnTheMove
Surprisingly common.
waynebradybitch
Cherry Popper Ice Cream?
Klingon00
Same with my local burrito truck. Ruined a great thing...
Ditchencat
Highscream Truck
keyonne
My small ass town had a turf war between two dairy parlors and an ice cream truck that ended in the truck getting run out of town.
puddincoop
Where do you live Chicago?
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
Sorry it was me I was trying to distribute crack to inner cities again
lcplspanky
Damn you, can't you just be happy with the "discontinued" project MK ultra?
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
We thought if we rebranded it as an ice cream truck it might work we were wrong
lcplspanky
Wait, considering what MK ultra was, an ice cream truck would be a great delivery method, I'm onto you now CIA
damspam
Wasn't that a mission in GTA Vice City?
InfinitusEquitas
Yup, used to sell on the beach. Went back to play it, my god the graphics are awful.
Tkeleth
...Now go play GoldenEye 64. lol it's harsh.