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Bandlith
I don't think he could squat down in that position, at least not without shitting himself.
BuckysGambit
I doubt he could get up off the floor without many people helping him, let alone maintain a squat.
Turbogoat
Well, this will make his Nobel Peace Prize an absolute certainty now, right? Right?
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
i can never get enough middle fingers to throw at this guy.
ibuycrap
He is disgracing one of the most iconic movie characters to ever grace the big screen. Captain Kilgore would have shot him it the face - twice.
Telemapus
It disgraces Robert Duvall, but Kilgore was a trigger-happy charismatic war criminal who thought the whole thing was a big ol' wheeze. Don't be fooled by his "get this man a medic" schtick, he was tossing death cards on corpses with the casual air of a Gestapo commandant just moments before (or after I forget, sorry!)
ibuycrap
I was referring to “villain” Robert Duvall played. Otherwise I agree with your characterization of Captain Kilgore. Fuck war. But you can’t deny it was worthy of recognition.
degonz195512
Some serious small d*ck energy or SDE
FDJT
Imadethisaccounttopost
Chicago, and it's Mayor are already in full protest of Trump and his Regime.
Chicago Strong!
Uptoo11ven
Or we can start fucking the bullies up.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Fully agreed, but we have to make sure they fire first.
Hawkgirl203
ctgjerts68
Sooner that fucking dickhead passes on the better.
ballsoutflyer
That manchild really has no idea what that movie is really about.
Eyeetsass
They think the president in the movie was Biden. Without a hint of irony they miss the entire point. The hellscape we’re going to become. That was the warning. It wasn’t about which side won. No one won. Everyone lost. Even in the aftermath the damage could be enough, so that this country never catches up to the forefront of anything ever again.
psmith00
he never made that poster. someone from the backroom of Project 2025 did and told him it would make him look powerful and important. and, like the schmuck that he is, he believed them.
Wafflesaur
I mean, as a rule conservatives are completely media illiterate. Things like themes, satire and allegory go completely over their head.
harveykip30
He is no part man.
NostrilSnowboarder
W0lfsbl00d
*Trafficked, raped and had most killed.
thedarklord187
Probably killed them himself thats really why he doesn't want the trumpstein files released.
doodlydoofus
Hey uhh....why is he wearing a confederate Calvary hat?
TheNonSequiturFairy
As much as it hurts me to come close to a defense here, that’s the hat the original character was wearing, and they presumably just slapped his face on a film still.
OhIfIMust
Okay Chicago, you know what to do.
LtColonelSmythe
He had a chance to serve and Chicken s**ted out of it. Now he’s stroking his ego by “invading” American cities. Had he gone to Viet Nam, I’m sure he would have been fragged.
TheVampireDante
He'd be the Gomer Pyle of his unit, except he'd have shot himself by accident the first time they handed him a weapon, the incompetent fuck.
OhIfIMust
He'd have been the worst sort of incompetent, corrupt REMF.
Snooj
If he actually got into that position it would take three SS agents to get him to stand back up again.
lovehandlesmessiah
shinagami091
He’s literally going to try to invade Chicago. The second a soldier shoots a civilian, we need to depose the entire administration. The blood will be on his hands.
LtColonelSmythe
And all the Republicans that have kissed his butt and stroked his….ego.
GCRust
We are well and truly into untested waters here and the Military is going to find its oaths sorely tested in short order. I sincerely hope Blue State Governors are contingency planning.
FetteredJuvenescence
I have doubts. None of them seem to be willing to consider that it might come to actual violence and they will need to organize and fight.
GCRust
Right now they're still leaning on the Judiciary which I think is a mistake, but at the same time I also understand even so much as HINTING about any kind of contingency at this point only gives the Turd Reich the pretext it needs to linger longer than the allotted 30 days.
I have to assume these people are smart enough to be quietly setting up more than a personal bug out bag, but I also understand that these people have a vested interested in maintaining status quo.
alfaspud4
Trump has never watched Apocalypse Now, he's got the attention span of a goldfish.
TrashPandaAddict
That's rude to Goldfish 🧐
woozle
I fucking hate him.
Menefreghista313
I've had stop keeping count of how many times I say that in a day.
MadamPuddifoot
Whyyyyy is he still alive?!
paynoattentiontousernames
Because the guy with a gun didnt hit
MadamPuddifoot
Cuz that was staged.
mirrorz
FlamingBadger
Didn't the US technically lose the Vietnam war?
RavenmoreArt
Depends....remind me, what's Saigon called right about now....?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
not just technically
EvilCake
n-no! we- we left cuz we wanted to.. it just wasn't fun anymore
t9dawg
MAGA is so white supremacist they even removed the black from his hand
MangoisaFatPootinsBiiitch
That cocktail of drugs he is taking recently is leaning heavily on the amphetamine side.
Hegseth and Vance too, thats not a behaviour of a sane persons.
marquettegoldeneagles
Maybe they'll od?
coastalfoundhound
Obama didn't make posts like this, but if he did ...
OhIfIMust
INeverReadTheTOS
If any other world leader posted an image of their military attacking Chicago, Republicans would be calling to invade their country.
candar
i mean... republicans are, in fact, calling to invade the country that did this... :(
haggerton
Are they not?
NeoNeanderthal
They...are.
LollipopsCorner
100%!
YouEatYellowSnow
That is exactly what they are doing.
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nesurame
sure, but I dont think the image would have anything to do with it. Republicans already want the US military to invade other countries for no reason.
Goatfer
Looks at Gaza...
BerryButcher
Only America can invade America to save America from America.
FleaTron
This 100%
counterintel
Damned Americans! They ruined America!
DarkSock
This once again has achieved its goal… We are talking about some stupid shit Trump said or posted instead of the Epstein files.
FetteredJuvenescence
People can care about more than one thing at a time bruh. FFS please stop with that every time anyone brings up any other piece of news.
GCRust
We can do both. The Epstein Files are important, but the convicted Rapist and Pedophile is about to turn our nation's military on its own cities in blatant violation of the Constitution and state sovereignty.
Besides, Johnson already outted Donnie in the worst way possible. If he truly did turn rat for the FBI...holy shit man. Donnie was out there dealing with the RUSSIANS for forty fucking years. President or not, they'll fucking kill him.
Garwoodxx
Trump must be removed. Declaring war on other Americans is worse than an impeachable act, it is Treason.
4chyn
Can you compel your Senate? Can you tempt God?
robingal1
I wish I had a pithy retort, but really, Congress must be turned or burned. Apparently, we're at war now.
pandemicmodedad
The senate is owned by him. Can you compel your military?
surlyandold
I’m worried that much of the military is MAGA, including the grunt soldiers.
pandemicmodedad
Luckly the vets are not, unless they are incredibly stupid.
4chyn
Congress has sworn no allegiance to the President, rather they share the same party, unlike the US military.
BoomFountain52
Reminder that Chicago's ranking in violent crime is: 92nd overall, 46th among cities with 300,000+ residents, and 9th(out of 11) among cities with over 1,000,000 people.
bikergeek6249
This isn't about "crime", it's about (1) petty revenge on blue states and (2) putting the military in position in preparation for enacting martial law.
Telemapus
Yeah but Donald Trump saw a movie or a TV show or something about gangs? Or wires? Or... a bunch of degenerate jazz musicians trying to dodge tax on an orphanage? And they disrespected some Neo-Nazi good guys?
BoomFountain52
Don't over think it. Obama is from Chicago.
Telemapus
I still think Trump reckons The Wire is set in Chicago.
GRZMNKY
Rheios
Insanely? They have actually been openly decrying the trans gun ban thing. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-transgender-gun-ban-nra-second-amendment-b2821589.html We've moved so far into fascism that the NRA is being comparatively reasonable.
tzahtman
They are doing something, they're preparing to be sent to Chicago to harass and oppress the people.
FleaTron
Fat worthless fucks, the whole lot of them. Srsly, ask a gun toting American fuck to walk half a mile. Its hilarious!
GRZMNKY
I just walked 9 miles today... And I'm not fat. But I do own firearms. The difference is, I don't make that fact my entire persona
FleaTron
You are true. Thank you for being.
technofiend
Why does he hate chips so much? What's wrong with chips??
DangerBaer
His latest taco bowl cut the roof of his mouth, which he needs in order to hurl slurs.
JimFromMarketing
I am genuinely confused what chip means
FetteredJuvenescence
technofiend is making a joke because the post says "Chipocalypse now" on the stupid AI generated image, which is obviously referring to Chicago, but technofiend is deliberately misinterpreting it as "chip-pocalypse" for humor's sake.
technofiend
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.