Blooming tea

Aug 31, 2018 9:27 AM

aeden920

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Blooming tea.

So actually blooms, cool

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is noone gonna mention that these queers are drinking tea out of a WINEGLASS?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a few of these a while ago and one bloomed and a little dried up spider came floating out. I didn't bloom the rest.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not gonna see all those pretty flowers in a mug though are you, you'll assume some cretin left the tea bag in.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ofc it's floral there is a flower in it what more do ya want in life

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These actually taste pretty sweet, really nice. But you do get some rogue floaters time to time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it related to the bloomin' onion?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're pretty good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that isn't the most hipster bullshit cool thing I ever done seen't than baby, dip my feet in BBQ sauce and call it dinner.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm. I dunno. I think it would make me think I'm drinking pond water....

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

The bag is already annoying enough. I don't need a flower on the bottom of the cup to fall into my mouth at the end.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like it takes forever to steep

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can buy them here: https://www.prestogeorge.com/ They're awesome and taste very good.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's another delivery system for hot wet grass!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I feel like you would accidentally deepthroat that flower while drinking this at some point

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks freaking gross.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sincerely creeps/grosses me out

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Keep that shit out of my tea.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This seems like something white people with dreadlocks do

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So it's socially acceptable now to ask for "my bloomin' tea"?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

What if I swallow?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It looks like something you'd drink and then get infected by a "The Last of Us" like virus

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Chrysanthemum tea with a bit of rock sugar may an acquired taste but it's definitely worth trying if you're looking for a floral tea

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I enjoy Green Tea with Jasmine petals , myself. I haven't tried Chrysanthemum tea, yet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People drink tea from a wine glass?

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

The glass is Pyrex so it doesn’t shatter with the heat and it has to be that shape to accommodate the flower, but yes, it’s very OTT

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only to show off the blooming flowers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have this tea, which clearly puts aesthetics over taste, then yes.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Usually, you would brew it in a clear glass teapot.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that would allow for longer steeping and not drinking directly from that glass. But if you have wine glasses and not a glass teapot...?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And when you drink the last bits he flower is going to touch your face

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or fall out

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even like tea much, but that's awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Good because this is not even good tea. Also real life results are not as nice looking.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your lack of love for tea saddens Uncle Iroh.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted May 17, 2019 1:02 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Tea fanatic from the cartoon Avatar the last airbender. Extremely good show if you haven't seen it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So tea leaves and flowers in hot water tastes like floral green tea. Amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 593 Dislikes 3

Over-steeped floral tea. Green tea is finicky by nature and this is disregarding steep time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bought several kinds for mom. She said they all tasted bland and bitter. Barely drinkable

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly, it actually tastes like hot ass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who woulda thunk it?

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Are you threatening me?!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Just seems like hot leaf juice to me.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hot wet grass

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uncle, that's what all tea is!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It tastes like a gimmick instead of a really good tea. I got some as gift.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like any tea, there's good stuff and bad stuff, some of the best tea I've ever had was a blooming tea from China, but some of the worst 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tea I've ever had was also a blooming tea, except it was from a restaurant in the US 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This exactly. I had some awesome jasmine blooming tea. Tried another brand and it was horrid. Same ingredients, so not sure what gives.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tea is a cured product, so quality and the processing can change quite a bit of the flavor, even for the same types of tea

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0