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What do I do in these situations?...
Options:
1. Maintain eye contact and assert dominance...
2. Act like nothing happened...
3. Freak the fuck out internally...
The correct answer is D, all the above...
madpathmoth
I think it's cute when that happens to guys. Maybe she does too.
ThaddeusBlimp
Ah to be 12 again.
BalognaTony
slap her face, run home and post about on imgur.
rubberpotato
I heard a story that some guy at my old school came in his pants when he kissed a girl. You're fine @OP
creamiestGreen
damn this made me cringe alot
TheMershedPerderder
Say you found a diglett, then put your phone down your pants.
Wafflez413
Better yet, put her phone down your pants
NeighborOfSparda
What did you end up doing?
Kerrisimo
Wear longer shirts.
DeinnsBeans
What are you 12 years old? Christ dude.
ICantFindAGoodOneYouGuys
Cuboner
drincognito
1, 2, 3... D?
Foxyrain
"The" D
Michealbay
Exactly
TheZulthar
Always the d
HitlersSpirit
Freudian slip
VenerateThisGuy
She holds your hand? Put..... Put your dick in it.
Shedevilz
Calm down - @op might be 12! Good for you - first boner upvote!
GnomeChompski
Sex Machine!
TheDreaded1
Start wearing under armor boxer briefs. If you're on, you're on, but they'll keep it down against your leg a LOT more than other underwear.
ThisNumberHasAName
Tuck it in your belt and enjoy the ride.
hiyaimryan
Nope. Done this once and then she sat on my lap. Nearly broke my dick in half.
giveitagentlesqueege
The old 'flagpole' trick
Idlehead
Nah tuck it in HER belt
ThisNumberHasAName
Holy blast-from-the-past, Batman.
BeatATrexx
OP internally be like....
iWhisperSoftlyToMyButtHoles
But if you are like me and have small penis, boner is not a big problem
RudyCrown
You get a boner, getting your hand held? You got so many gym badges to go
kodiak1911
Are u bloody 12 common really?
ScummyMcBum
Put it inside her
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Well, the correct answer IS D, so yeah, that
Punkceoil
Smell the virgin!
creamiestGreen
Blonde girl whispering in my ear that she's a virgin Told her I could smell it
Optimistz
Boner...? never heard of that pokemon. catch it.
Ghost0fDawn
I've probably seen at least 10 posted on here.
ICantFindAGoodOneYouGuys
Cuboner
thefuzziestofbutts
Better yet, have her catch it.
CmdrSheath
I legitimately laughed at this... thank you kind stranger...
Optimistz
You're welcome.
CckDaGod
Boner used harden
dxd2
it was super effective!
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Have you seen a Combusken? It's like they weren't even trying to hide it: http://pldh.net/media/dreamworld/256.png
RincewindTVD
That's a fancy cock.
ISaidSarcastically
Just take it Slowbro, unless she's Seaking something serious..
jppv86
I played Pokemon go with a female friend now we are dating...
screwdriverone
Yep. The correct answer is D. She wants all of the D
GeneralToothbrush
go and catch this girl! she is the one!
nortotron
Reminds me of my first date with my wife.
SupineClouds
Story
thevortexmaster
Am I just old or does this seem like something a teen would do
creamiestGreen
yes, yes it does.
fufuwewe
You never got a boner just from sneezing? You never know when it could pop up.
d0o0o0d
Not from sneezing, no. Seems like that could lead to some really weird fetishes.
Seasofcheese83
Ask her back to your place for a snack pack and a Capri sun
Smallbritguy
hahah i chortled
lama00
That would work with me.
Seasofcheese83
So, uh, you wanna split a lunchables and see where this thing goes?
lama00
Can we watch The Lion King and sing along together?
Seasofcheese83
As long as you're not under 18 and you don't mind me lifting my overweight dog up in the air for full effect, then pizza or turkey lunchable
lama00
You are perfect. I'm in.