thesorrycynic
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Now that it's been almost a year, I thought I'd finally share the best conversation I ever had on this godforsaken app
Sep 17, 2016 11:44 PM
thesorrycynic
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Now that it's been almost a year, I thought I'd finally share the best conversation I ever had on this godforsaken app
dasmause
"I need your soul and life of your firstborn for sex." "I can make this work..."
alicaatt
His grammar.. that alone irks me tremendously
TheActualMalloryArcher
Lol guys creeper like this and then complained all the actual women left Tinder.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Wow if she were a real demon she wouldn't be able to say Jesus Christ. I hate running into all these fake people on dating apps!
patthecat
Wow so edgy this chick is soo badass...
LukeKarr22
Some people are so fucking dumb. They should pick up and read the Necronomicon now and again, if only for Cthulhu's benefit.
StaticPassive
5/7 on the commitment though, had to struggle to get that across
thirstyasian
lol he fucked up
SemenCongealment
Fuck no. You go to hell.
DEATHlikescats
this is how you deal with tinder dumbfucks. bravo Sucubus lady. well done.
pleonidas
This is cringey
TheDeathstick
Who has that opening line actually worked on to where someone thinks it's a good idea to lead with it, besides Pregnant and 16 cast members?
ExTechOp
Demons buying souls isn't really in the Bible, it's in the centuries of fan fiction that's been written after that time…
imheretoruinyourday
Too long. No substance. Next.
howaboutthisonethen
I'd take the deal
zombie6ft
Omelette du fromage
shmegz
I had a Tinder account for approximately one week. Never. Again.
DuffMaaaann
*your
LAAAAANNNAAAAA
This chicks weird and cringy.
SHITTYTEENAGEGIRL
wiesuaw
He ded?
Toke
you're pictures use the wrong spelling of your
ChloePrice
That guy is so dense and boring it hurt my soul being the same species as him.
coolkatyo
Oh I knooow.. I knooow. So dumb it's painful & he's a low life filthy minded foulmouth. Uggggggghhh.. Puke
Beezlebubble
This belongs in a cringe dump.
inalandofmakebelieve
Would still sex
nightripper
Jokes on her--I don't have a soul!
Linza
joke's*
punchlineguy
As a 13 yr old I would slap the Shit Outta that douchebag
Mkminister
Because as a 13 year old you should be talking like that. On tinder people are either stupid or horny. You will learn that eventually.
punchlineguy
Once again as a 13 year old who uses imgur I already know that
Mkminister
So you the 13 year old imgur user would "slap the shit out of" a stupid person. Nice move. I don't think you are doing yourself a favor.
punchlineguy
Neither are you bud
Mkminister
I don't think you got what I meant ;)
KBleite
If you want my first born you'll have to bid on ebay like everyone else.
okillshutupnow
This dude's pic shows a vapid stare that matches his ability to get a joke
WarwickPuckerson
people who just go on tinder to fuck with people have less of a life than the people they attempt to make fun of [2/?] at least the people
WarwickPuckerson
just wanting to meet up or hook up understand what its about and just get to the point. Just my opinion though [3/3].
WarwickPuckerson
Frankly the joke felt kinda cringey. Like those "I have a dark side" posts or whatever [1/?] As someone whose never actually used tinder
Sm9yCg
But.. does he vape?
LetumComplexo
Chin strap like that? It's either vaping or cigarillos.
LetumComplexo
Not to mention a chin strap. You might as well just wear a flashing neon sign that says "I always keep roofies in my wallet just incase".
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edogap
You're*
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SunBrolem
you're*
plsslideintomydms
Ur
NotHarroc
The fact that he keeps using you're instead of your should have told you that.
geneparmesan07
Spot on description.
TheDrySideOfThePenny
Exact description regarding the description.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Also, his ability to use proper grammar.
atrtrt
What it be like use proper grammer
CaptainPirate8
I wanan know why the hell men think it's totally cool to just ask to bang right off the hop.
TittyFuckedByHobbits
It's the same as them sending dick pics all over kingdom cum.
CaptainPirate8
I see what you did there.
allowyn
Hey wanna bang?
Toasterpops
Because why lie if that's what they want, plenty of women want that too.
longshorttermmemorynetwork
I've honestly had women do the same to me. Got offered hookups and threesomes on Tinder.
iamnumber69
You must be really hot.
1Rogue
I've heard the reverse "why don't they just ask if that's what they're getting to" different strokes
LukeKarr22
Don't worry. I for one will NEVER start a conversation that way. There again, I'll probably never start the conversation anyways.
Lifk
Since.when tinder is for men ? More like creepy retarded teenager
Anybeth
Women get that all the time. I assume it must work on some, because guys keep doing it to us!
Zombiedrd
The standard op is to message it to a bunch of women at the same time. Always a few who say yes. It is a hookup app now
CaptainPirate8
I actually find that even more mind boggling.
Pyrohawk
Because according to my friends...it works surprisingly often. Of course, they're handsome fucks, but still.
SadeNichole
Have yet to find a handsome one! Get tired of swiping left and just delete the app.
Zombiedrd
Tinder has become the hookup app, and a lot of women are there to just bang too. You just message a bunch of women and take the biters.
Hammertimedammertimeglammourtime
Never heard of Tinderellas? It is a sex app now, regardless of what it started as. People use it to get sex as quick and possible and moveon
IconicM
That's literally what it started as... It turned into some people using it for dating. (Or at least saying that.)
NobodyLurksLikeGaston
I used it for hookups as well, but I actually met my girlfriend on tinder as well. 2 years and going strong
Ralpheroo
it's fucking tinder. it's for fucking strangers
CaptainPirate8
I'm actually not sure if your use of fuck is for dramatic effect or part of the point
Krympehl
Both
the4getful
Bang here, can confirm
itsjustabeaver
Does it even works?
damnyuoautocorrect
25% of the time. Well, depending on your standards.
Kiore
99/100 times no, but some guys are happy to run with those odds.
Left4dawn
I think I saw something like just being straight forward and asking works 1/25th of the time
iamthisguy247
Seriously those sound like pretty good odds. Ask 25 women flat out for sex and at least one will say yes? Not bad.
FarkMaure
Her attempt at humor hurts
FarkMaure
Yeah it's hysterical I guess. I just needed a nudge from commenters
thatoneyanderezelda
Salt level rising :P
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
How so?
LukeKarr22
I dunno, I enjoyed it. She sounds like my type of girl.
thatoneyanderezelda
Her attempt at cynicism is spot on. And very funny. You sound like the dude in this situation.
FarkMaure
You can't seriously think this is a post worthy of 1000 up votes
thatoneyanderezelda
Did I say that? No. Exactly.
ExoDom
I do fist time I've seen something like this. Get tired of looking at all the boobs need some variety
whatisa4chan
except it gets old. it's like "Fucking 'Random Name', what an idiot.' which is 1/3rd of imgur's humor. it's tumblr humor.
thatoneyanderezelda
I.e. "It's not everybody's cup of boiled baby".
thatoneyanderezelda
Some people like it. Some people don't. Not everybody has to like the same thing.
whatisa4chan
and when people dont like the things you like you insult them. i get how it is.
FarkMaure
Imghur is an insult free zone
thatoneyanderezelda
I was making an observation. Geez dude, take a chill pill
thatoneyanderezelda
What FarkMaure said.
orbobb
this is exactly the shit I've been getting since I turned off my internal filter (on here). they're the people who never speak up Irl.