Hahafunnyman
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Pure Santa's milk.
Dec 27, 2025 9:45 PM
Hahafunnyman
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Pure Santa's milk.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
https://imgur.com/MvemWNi
snowwhyyt
Took me a min to figure the marketing campaign was that Santa likes milk with his cookies. I went several different ways. Some very very dark.
ShimmerinStrider
Vitamin D indeed
badaltarboy
It's HDP!! HDP!!
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWJiZWVvOGYxYm5sZm1uNjVtOXA3OHVxZnhwMHF5NWF2YWx5ZXc1ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ST9DlPBY5LQNW/200w.webp
angelyric
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
darthstormer
*David Attenborough voice* After completing a global migration, gorging himself on sweets along the way, Santa Claus is dutifully milked for the next 12 days by a team of elves working around the clock.
ShimmerinStrider
I can fucking hear it.
Inkfinger
Ah, what a horrible day to be able to read.
Madringo
I hate that I read this. Take your upvote.
swedeonamoose
Huh, in sweden we just call ultra pasteurized milk long sustainability milk
AyatollahBahloni
In Austria: Haltbarmilch.
swedeonamoose
Hmm ye that is pretty much the same as here, i think i did a direct translation oopsie to english in my post.
AyatollahBahloni
Nä, du gjorde bra ifrån dig.