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source - Kung Fu Hustle by Stephen Chow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xssCyfRu3iM
Jun 22, 2017 12:02 PM
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source - Kung Fu Hustle by Stephen Chow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xssCyfRu3iM
irrationallyamused
NO ONE IS SAYING THIS
blackguard89
God I loved that movie. The lady running after the guy was the best part imo
NovaOdin
Asian Black Canary
CaptSmartyPants9
Or is Black Canary the White Asian Landlady?
sombrerohorsewagon
Who's throwing handles?
v
Osea
That scene had me hurting!!
thirdworldrepresent
And she didn't need to be pretty & all that bling! She's quite repulsive (at first) but realistic as a landlady in a low-income neighborhood
asm80dfa8sdfj
Uhhhhhhhhhh. Attitude wise, I'm on board.
SensibleChuckleNorris
The Axe gang tune though
KaramojoBell
Bravado at its finest!
DepressedHappyMuffin
It was so like a bollywood moment
KaramojoBell
Yes, but with a lot more bravado.
IsolatedThinker
I love the game of Telephone imgur plays with shit like this, top quote becomes smaller and more inaccurate with every post.
grovberg
Is it even a quote? Sometimes I feel like a lot of these are based on shower arguments with no one.
IsolatedThinker
Its generalizing reviewers quotes, just not well. Also fuck big reviews anyway, have an opinion of yer own yo.
jherazob
SoberAndBored
Ok, now I'm imagining... things.
virus64
So am I.
TehWolfs
Jesus has no one seen Kill Bill?!
Applepotamus
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
This scene made me laugh so fucking hard in the theatre.
TheMagicalBun
Funny that he didn't dare fight the tall skinny guy
Kyman201
I know, he looked so spindly. Like one good kick to the knees and he'd topple.
IWishIHadASoul
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/6268/28/16x9/960.jpg
dadudemon
I had a crush on this version of Vivian when I was a kid. She is damn elegant. Even when she has the, "watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis", look.
JunWasHere
Probably meant they've never seen an woman 'star' a badass 'superhero lead' on screen, but that's still dumb and Kung Fu Hustle is awesome.
DukeDarkwood
Um.... Lynda Carter?
JunWasHere
You and I both know the people making these memes are more than likely to be too young to even heard of her WW movie. Don't pretend not to.
HunterAlThompson
http://imgur.com/1dRRALs
bountyhunterofmemes
jherazob
Now I have the theme song stuck in my head
Gonnaderpya
Sigourney Weaver in most movies.
odraencoded
rescue, rehabilitation and...
PrinskippleSkipper
Charlize Theron as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road
daguq
Michelle Yeoh in anything, Private Vasquez from Aliens, Matilda from Leon, I mean, come on, strong females in film, there've been some!
Fraggleish
Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton , Lucy Lawless, Charlize Theron, Michelle Yeoh, Hilary Swank, Scar-Jo, Katee Sackhoff, Gina Torres...
Strasburg6592
Princess Leia. Doubt me? Ask Jabba. Oh wait he's dead! I wonder how that happened, lol
denigreur
And her only superpower is to get stuck with Aliens all the time.
Arsikere
*ahem*
LoopStricken
Maybe she was just mistaken for a man.
SoberAndBored
She's just too bad
marabugg06
"Once a fairy, always a fairy!"
Nateo642000
I'm sorry have you not seen crouching tiger hidden dragon.
LoopStricken
I bought the DVD on sale for £3. I threw that thing in the bin halfway through.
Zahnradfee
It's a beautiful movie.
Zahnradfee
WTF?????
alchemist23
"I've never seen a woman this badass on screen before" - Said no one ever.
KimBongChill
Yeah, even then, it's about how powerful Wonder Woman is, not just that's she's badass. Also because it's a blockbuster, Alien etc ain't one
zekrambogg
"alien ain't [a blockbuster]" Do you not know what a blockbuster is? It's about receipts. Aliens and Terminator both made a LOTs of $$$.
Creature1031
The landlady would whoop Wonder Woman's ass in a heartbeat!
vanella
http://theplaylist.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sigourney-weaver-aliens-1.jpg
jonnnney
I really don't get this. "This movie was the best movie I've seen." "Oh you're saying every other movie in the world is shit, FUCK YOU!!!"
dhawks
How is this movie not more popular.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
cause your mom sat on it
KeeleonOhms
It requires most Americans to read.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
get fucked you dirty fucking euro cunt
kledeber
Guessing some are turned off by the CGI slapstick. Even if you hate it, it's worth sitting through, it's an affectionate parody of wuxia.
dhawks
I know it's cheesy but that's also what makes it great haha
zekrambogg
One issue is that a lot of Chinese humor is pretty cruel that doesn't play well with Western audiences that are more sensitive. 1/2
KeeleonOhms
Its litsrally just live action Bugs Bunny.
zekrambogg
2/2 I remember a lot of people I introduced to Shaolin Soccer thought the treatment of "acne girl" was abhorrent.
JHawke
I have never met anyone who disliked it.
dhawks
It's getting them to watch it lol when they do they love it.
treehatshrimp
I just watched it, but because of how everyone kept saying it's terrific, i had high expectations, and that ruined it for me, itwasokiguess
JHawke
But you didnt dislike it. I never oversold anything!
dhawks
I think you have to embrace that it is cheesy, the jokes are kinda dumb but that movie has more quality that a lot of bigger budget movies
BobbyJ2685
https://media.giphy.com/media/s7yuVu7cCpqYU/giphy.gif
LeroyShabazAli
my thoughts exactly
lurch2014
THANK YOU
Obsidengod
SoberAndBored
Twatted!
AgentClockworkOrange
What movie is this? Need to watch, lol
breakfastburner
LoopStricken
I'm coming!
brookers
You'll never make it.
LiquidLizZard
Ever make it. Never ever make it. You'll never make it.
Dan8975
"My nipples look like milk duds..."
KeeleonOhms
Neo, Bah bah bah bah! Sporin, Bah bah!
Zaranthan
Yeah, I'l allow it.
BabySharkEtc
We trained him wrong, on purpose, as a joke.
ISignedUpSoICouldUpvoteThis
Nicodemusthefirst
Here's your soap you little faggot.
AgentClockworkOrange
I thought she said "There you go, handsome".
Nicodemusthefirst
Is what she said.
howyahowyahowyadoing
Yuen Qiu was great in that movie. Reminds me of my mother.
Doorknob12349
Mother my ass!
DanOrtega
reminds of ALL latino moms. Down to the chancla.
gracejelly
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I really loved Zhao Wei in Shaolin Soccer (and other movies as well, So Close, with Shu Qi was fantastic)
drenix
Reminded a looooot of latin americans of their mothers
OmnibusLatinName
Sandal headslaps for everyone!
schattenwesen
Exaclty
PanochaPounder6000
SanraS
I'm Dominican my mother wasn't like this but my gramma... oh back yeah!
sockerbeta
She's truly a remarkable woman!
StrawberryJamJam
The main cast all did an amazing job in that film.
lordofhouselurker
Shaolin Soccer was pretty good too.
StrawberryJamJam
It really was, but I still think Kung Fu Hustle was better.
pataglop
What a fucking great movie
jeruseq
Hard to beat perfection. https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-22-2015/XLg4Kl.gif
SiouxperMan801
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Kcinlive
I am so sorry...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Wrong kind of movie.
Finrau
Maybe but both actresses are bad ass in their own way.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
(I meant his mom's movie)
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Finrau
Shh....we don't talk about that tape, they don't know about that yet
pronoun
Yuen Qiu was hired on the spot when the producers saw her in the waiting room with a cigarette in her mouth.
ryry1237
She does have an incredible bitch face (and I mean it in a good acting way).
choggie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cd6QZM7XIAAA5rb.jpg
Sauroctonus
She wasn't even auditioning, she was just there with a friend. :D
Exsupervillain
Is this for real? If so, that's awesome.
Sauroctonus
I'll look it up to make sure. But that's what I remember from the DVD.
Sauroctonus
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1228408/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
NeverGetsTheNuke
"WHO'S THROWING HANDLES?"
realscrumpysteve
That seen where she smacks the guy upside down and out of his sandles remains the most hilarious scene in a movie, for me.
realscrumpysteve
Scene*
augifinn
That was amazing but the first time they burst into dance with their hatchets? I get the giggles Everytime. Every of the time
D33RLORD
As the child of an old-school Asian mother, I concur.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Chinese or Japanese?
Thereoncewas
My mom is japanese. She has a mean sounding voice
sunyudai
I have a Thai aunt. Yeah.
ChancesAreGreat
Thai restaur-aunt?
sunyudai
Well, she has a catering company...
D33RLORD
Taiwanese
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
So is that in China or Japan?
D33RLORD
I hope you're joking...
ButtonsAreForPushing
Oh, hell yeah. Wonder Woman is great and all, but Imma tell you about the Landlady and her Atomic Flip Flop of Whoop-Ass.
SickOfThisCessPool
Slipper
Zixtank
Flip flops? You saw her shout? Ripped a house straight up from the ground
Breginor
LandLady is probably who taught Sing his signature Atomic Toe Stomp move.
MrSusansBalls
Who's throwing handles?
redav
And she runs like the wind.
Blacole1985
Atomic Flip Flop 'my ass'
AgentClockworkOrange
You forgot the SLAP!
magmufbtheness
Yeah but Wonder Woman is sexy af AND a badass.
bombasticsnoozer
So is Landlady
magmufbtheness
I feel like she's not really portrayed that way in the movie, but that's just me.
thorkild91
You clearly wouldnt know a pristine piece of ass if it hit you with a flip flop
AfroSamuraiRM
SweetValentine
Azerai
She flipped a guy with one! Flipped!
enzio64
She flipped him...and he flopped. 8^)
Azerai
Hah! You've turn my words on their head
Hemispheres
Chinese version of La Chancla
Sauroctonus
It's an English name, but I suppose.
AgentClockworkOrange
La Chancla is Spanish for The Sandal. It's how Mexican mothers discipline their children. Had one used on me O_• Still scared of it.
tootscootinboogie
I'm not even Mexican and my grandmother has used la chancla on me. She grew up on the Arizona border in Nogales.
Selendrile
Chancla influence is strong, it jumps cultures with ease.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
My wife is half-Mexican. We just had our first kid. She's already scoping out new generation of Chancla.
AnythingMuchShorter
Chinese ones are often a thick piece of wood, I'm not sure if that's worse than the thick bonded leather ones we got beat with.
BigZamtrios
Wonder woman has a sword The Landlady has a flip flop. She also has the "Lions Roar".... fuck that shit.
theUniverseMomentum
Lion's Roar with amplification?
BigZamtrios
Shiiiit...... you right!!
ComradeZoidberg
https://cinema1544.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lion-roar.jpg
MKaiser
now that's how you blow up everyone's eardrums at once
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
And take out a weird freaky frog guy... Or so you think