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Jun 5, 2018 6:48 PM
mediaking1
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CountSnarkula
Due to cellular death and regeneration cycles only a very small fraction of your current GF had that sex long ago. Question is did she learn
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Maybe she was exaggerating. Besides, if she was a man he’d high five him. Feckin’ eejit.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
She's not even a slut at that point, she's basically a mailslot.
LostInASeaOfMemes
ThePickliestRick
If she's a good girlfriend who cares about me and is clean, my only issue is if she can't finish me in less than 5, that practice was wasted
apercent
Why do people even care tho
ironmaidenandcats
she is a better person than you are.
Biteymcbiteface
Sex once a week seems like a pretty normal sexdrive? Shure, in my days I had a few boot calls I circulated instead, but to each their own.
vomitpinata69
TiredOfMyUsernameBeingMyActualNameSoIChangedIt
It's not like she took it all at once
vomitpinata69
Not every time, anyway.
phunkshun
That dude would fuck 200 women if given the chance. Conversation over.
MrMcTruck
How do you know? Psh.... double standard.
Destro2077
If my girlfriend had this much sex then she must be really good at it. So fuck yeah. Practice makes perfect.
snarkface
If you practice something incorrectly, you don't get any better; practice makes permanent.
Destro2077
She must have done something right she had so many lovers.
heavybtakingowa
Or wrong since she needed a new one every week.
snarkface
Yes; been female and willing.
Destro2077
Even if all she did was enjoy herself that is still good. She had fun.
snarkface
Fair, though that's not the same as being good (meaning skilled) at it.
WildeKerrade
As this is likely all satire, and thus irrelevant. Why does it matter how much sex someone had prior to you? If they are clean, honest, 1/2
WildeKerrade
2/2 and dont cheat, why is it an issue again? Besides someone else's insecurities that is.
MrMcTruck
Fair question. I’ll answer with a question. Would you rather have a 1 owner used car or a 200 owner used car for the same price? Why?
apercent
Contrary to what r/incels says vaginas don't get looser the more they are used
probablyshouldbedoingwork
You can't honestly believe a human being has no more value than a used car. That's deplorable and REEKS of irretrievable bitterness
SandyBFB
He didn't compare a woman and a car.
MrMcTruck
It’s an analogy. I’d bet that most women wouldnt want a guy that was that used either. 200 partners is soooo many. That’s fair to say.
probablyshouldbedoingwork
It's not an appropriate analogy for either gender because it's not analogous. Humans aren't used cars
WildeKerrade
Jesus Christ you just compared a person to a car. Also price? Why are you buying a person? Usually health relationships benefit BOTH parties
WildeKerrade
healthy*
MrMcTruck
So.... a one owner used car then. Perfect and thank you.
SinoQT
Haha yup . This guy ^
WildeKerrade
This guy^